Lies and Deception: Megathread

Henry Evans10 said:Hey, why is your husband such a cheapskate? ☕

It’s not about me at all, 😍 it’s strictly about him. 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:Yesterday I was😍
What did you get him? I didn't buy anything at all👋
He seemed pretty happy—I guess—that I hadn't spent any money yet😍

Maybe you should just get him some Spanx... kind of like what you wear😍

Chloe Cooper10 said:It’s never about me—it’s always just about themselves 😍 they're doing it for themselves 🤣 rather than anyone else

In that case, we aren't looking at someone who's being stingy—we're looking at a true Good Samaritan. ☕

Larry Perez69, I’m not even going to bother mentioning your name because you’re just out here peddling lies and misinformation. All I ever did was send you some photos, and you had the nerve to call me a snake. ☕

Chloe Cooper10 said:It’s never about me, it’s always just about themselves 😍—just their own ego 🤣--

Whatever, honestly. If they want to act like that, fine. More for you, I guess. 😍

Henry Evans10 said:Fair enough. More for you, I guess. 😍

Same goes for you. 😍

Chloe Cooper10 said:Yesterday, I was...😍
What did you end up getting him? I didn't pick up anything—nothing at all, really.👋
I guess I was actually happy about how much money I blew through—if that’s even possible. 😍

Whatever it takes, I guess. 🙂 Both of them seem pretty decent, I guess. 🙂

I took him to see this young, attractive massage therapist—she stripped him down, and honestly, who knows what else they got up to.
He was mostly satisfied—I guess.😁

So, you didn't get him anything? What exactly did he do—or fail to do—to lose that kind of consideration? I guess it depends on whether he actually deserved it.

Henry Evans10 said:Look, I don't know—maybe he’s just being cheap? Or maybe there's more to it than that. I guess it's hard to say without knowing him better. ☕

You're sucking me off. 😁

Henry Evans10 said:That’s perfectly fine—it just means there might be more left over for you, I suppose. 😍

Zvonimir... maybe you should ask her what kind of walking shoes she ended up getting as a Christmas gift? 😍

She really intended to go through with it, but then she ended up standing there in the sportsbook—and well, she put together a solid parlay and just went all in. 😁

Chloe Cooper10 said:Larry Perez69, I really won't even bother responding—mostly because you're just spreading lies and misinformation at this point. And honestly? After all those photos I sent you, you actually had the nerve to call me a snake. ☕

Just wonderful... one person is changing their story while the other is acting in good faith... we're having such a fantastic time here, aren't we? 😍

Terry Reed13 said:Aaaaaaaah, you're all-natural.😒😍😍

Look, Terry, I’m nothing if not authentic.🙂

Maria Johnson said:I'm all-natural, Terry Reed13.🙂

Alright, you aren't just talking about hair anymore.☕
Medical science tells us there's a fine line between what's truly natural and what isn't.☕
Either way, you look great. It doesn't matter how.☕

How on earth do you think it's possible that I haven't?☕

Look, if George Clooney could somehow convince the entire planet that Amal is a woman, then I guess you and Hannah can be artificial too. Is that clear enough? Or what?

Maria Johnson said:How on earth do you think that's possible?☕

Those rumors about her having lip fillers? That’s been the go-to line for years whenever someone just wants to be a jerk.

There was a time when we weren't exactly at the top of our game. I just stood on the sidelines and watched. 🍿.

Now that we’ve finally stopped bickering, I’ll share this. I have a neighbor—seventy years old—who looks like he had his lips done. A few of his grandkids inherited the look, too. I know for a fact that as soon as they leave town, people start whispering that their lips aren't natural.☕ It’s strange. No one ever thought of that regarding their grandfather.
I'm just saying, you make some solid points.

I think I’m just going to kick my feet up on the heater and get lost in a book. 🥱

Man, my grandpa’s got those heavy smoker's lips, I guess that's just the look everyone's going for these days, maybe it's actually trending

briskbison55 said:Damn, Grandpa’s got those smoker’s lips. I guess that’s the new look.

It isn't being a prank.☕

That’s just a guy trying to sip whiskey straight out of a wide-mouth flask... he saw some video on YouTube about how those vacuum lip pumps used to be a huge trend for a while. Coffee:

Chloe Cooper10 said:You're exactly 😍

😂 🤣 🤣

That was just straight-up criminal ☕

Larry Perez69 said:Zvonimir... ask her how much those walking shoes she got for Christmas actually cost 😍

What?
It's like telling someone they got a pair of old sandals for Christmas.
Is he out of his mind? ☕