Lies and Deception: Megathread

Maria Johnson said:Thanks, AJ, but I’m better off making it myself. I think I'll stick to that routine.☕

You seem pretty relaxed when you address AJ and Smith. But the moment you read something that confuses you or rubs you the wrong way, you immediately start calling out AJ and Smith.

Alright, fine.🙂😁

Terry Reed13 said:You seem pretty relaxed when you’re addressing AJ and Smith, but the second you run into something that confuses or irritates you, suddenly it’s "AJ and Smith" all over again.

Fair enough.🙂😁

Why are you studying me so closely?☕

Maria Johnson said:Why are you studying me so closely?☕

Hanni, I’m not studying you. I just notice things. That's just how I am. And you know I noticed you.☕
I notice the same patterns in all of you.☕
Honestly, I can tell which users on this thread are just clones of people from much more serious discussions.

I couldn't care less about who belongs to which clone family☕
that’s more or less the territory covered by investigators Ross and Joe Joey☕

Just say the word if my attention starts getting on your nerves.☕

I have no intention of making things awkward by being too sincere with my compliments.☕

Look, I’m telling you, coffee should be black and strong—nothing else. Everything else is just some hipster water for gamers and kids. That's just how I feel about it.

Sedmico, why are you attacking me?☕

Black coffee is fine, I suppose—but if my stomach isn't acting up, I usually prefer adding a splash of Nutra milk🐔

Terry Reed13 said:Sedmico, why are you attacking me like that?☕

I mean, you really gotta pick a lane here... which part was actually an insult? Was it calling me a hipster, or a kid, or... you know, the other thing?😁

morning 👋

briskbison55 said:You need to be more decisive. Which part actually offended you—the hipster, the kid, or the jock? 😁

That's it.
I used to think I was some kind of real man because I’d sweeten my coffee, drink instant packets, and couldn't care less what anyone thought about it.

Here’s something for Hannah https://www.instagram.com/p/BtA2ppPh...=1xwwboqgfkgge yellow feet 🤣

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I just absolutely adore that classic American sense of humor...🤣

What's the deal with this whole feet thing?

Brian Howard2 said:I just love that classic American sense of humor...🤣

😬

You know how Hannah is always teasing you about those heels. Honestly, let her have her fun with this one!

I noticed she brought that up a few times, but I wasn't paying much attention.

Terry Reed13 said:That's it.
I mean, I really thought I was being such a tough guy by putting sugar in my coffee, drinking those instant packets... you know, just acting like I didn't care what anyone thought about it.

I bet you're super tolerant toward women who don't shave their legs either, so maybe ditch the sugar right now

briskbison55 said:I bet you're real tolerant toward women who don't shave their legs too. Get lost immediately.

Those are false accusations. The only hair I tolerate is on my head or my groin.☕

Fine, I'll leave, once I finish this $100 steak I bought this morning.☕

Yeah, I heard you, honey, like you immediately went and ripped those dreadlocks right out of your nose