Lies and Deception: Megathread

Right now, I’ve got an absurd amount of hair under my arms, on my legs, and everywhere else. I'm basically just saving on the heating bill at this point.☕ Hard times.

Poor Antun, he left without even seeing this

Maria Johnson said:Right now I'm growing out a massive amount of hair under my arms, on my legs, everywhere. I'm trying to save on the heating bill☕ times are tough.

Well, at least you're going natural.😒😍😍

Does anyone have any info on his new gear? 🕺(The lightweight version, I think)

Andrew, following your lead, I managed to snag a few doubles 😍
That includes you 🙂

@Hany, don't fall for it; he's actually staying on topic ☕

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Chloe Cooper10 said:Does anyone know if he's got any new outfits? 🕺 (maybe a little suit, I guess)

Andrew, following your lead, I managed to catch a few double meanings 😍
Including you 🙂

@Hany, don't fall for it; he's just sticking to the topic☕

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If you're talking about clones, then no. I haven't done it, and I never will.

And as for what it is—I think Hani is attractive.☕

Terry Reed13 said:If you're talking about clones, then no—I've never done it and I never will.

As for what it is, I think Hani is attractive.☕

Just kidding. 🙂
I know that's not really your style. 😁

Chloe Cooper10 said:I'm just messing with you 🙂
I know that’s not really your style. 😁

What kind of character am I supposed to have?🍿

Terry Reed13 said:What kind of person am I?🍿

Right now, we're dealing with a narcissist 😬

Chloe Cooper10 said:Right now, a narcissist 😬

Your statement is self-contradictory.☕
Either you're a narcissist or you aren't.
Am I a narcissist at all times, or am I not one at all?🤔

Terry Reed13 said:Your sentence is self-contradictory.☕
Are you a narcissist, or are you not?
So, either I’m a total narcissist, or I’m not at all. Which is it?🤔

I'm going with the second option. 😁
The first answer would be simple: consistency. 🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:I'm going with the second option. 😁
The first answer would just be—consistent. 🙂

Nice one. You just made it harder for me to coach you into praising me.☕

Good afternoon—I completely overdid it with the meatballs 👋 😁

Terry Reed13 said:Nice try. Now you've made it impossible for me to keep coaching you on how to give me credit.☕

🙂
What else can I do? 🙂
Why did you pull Constantine?

Drew Ross2 said:Good afternoon. I absolutely killed it with these meatballs. 👋 😁

I can't quite wrap my head around that one. 🕺
They seem perfectly fine to me. 😢

Honestly, I'm feeling pretty decent 😍
In a surprisingly good mood today 👋
How are things with you?

Terry Reed13, how’s it going?

I'm doing great; the boss is somehow an entire year older than usual 😍

AJ is giving Hanik a run for his money 😍

Chloe Cooper10 said:🙂
Is there anything else I can do? 🙂
Why did you pull Constantine?

No need to rush today. Feel free to pick another day whenever it occurs to you.☕

I updated my signature just so I can post in the politics forums. I didn't want anything cluttering up my current one.☕

Drew Ross2 said:Tomorrow, how's it going?

I'm alright. Been feeling sluggish all day. How about you?

Chloe Cooper10 said:I'm doing fine—though it seems the boss is somehow even older than usual today. 😍

AJ is basically running interference for Hanik now. 😍

What’s his deal with birthdays? My guy had one just the other day. 🙂

I see—they’d make quite a pair, AJ and Hanik. 👋

Drew Ross2 said:When was his birthday? And my dear friend had one just a few days 🙂

dear 🙂

Drew Ross2 said:What’s his deal with birthdays? My dear friend actually thought it was some kind of special occasion. 🙂

I see it. A pairing between AJ and Hanik would actually work quite well. 👋

Yesterday, I was there.😍
What did you end up getting him? I didn't pick up a thing.👋
I was actually pretty relieved I didn't blow through my whole budget. 😍

Why not? 🙂 Both of them are perfectly polite. 🙂

Hey Henry Evans10, seriously though—what is up with your husband being such a cheapskate? ☕