Lies and Deception: Megathread

Oh, give it a rest already🥳

🙂 🙂

I don't know, maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Hanni actually works better than a sledgehammer. I guess... I don't know how to explain it, but yeah. It feels lighter, somehow? Maybe? Just my two cents.

Maria Johnson said:You’re such a flatterer.🙂

Give me a break, you'll make me blush.☕
This doesn't count because I'm terrible at writing things down... I'm much better when I actually speak.🙂

Edit: It isn't often that my heart skips a beat.🙂

Aren't you just playing linguistic games?🙂Great! 😬
e: more than with Elena?🕺

I already told you, my opinion is that you're the better-looking one.🕺

It isn't actually that difficult, to be fair,😬 though I suppose🙂

So, did you actually read the thread?🕺

Terry Reed13, I have to come clean to you,😳 I'm a size 6 in bone structure.😳
I’m actually a little worried that I don't feel any more tense now that I've finally admitted that to you.🕺

rapidtrucker78 said:man, look at how long her legs are 😍

I saw it 😍.that must mean Maria Johnson never tells a lie... because people who lie always have short legs 😍

Maria Johnson said:Terry Reed13, I have to admit something...😳 I'm a size 6.😳
I'm worried I won't be able to relax once I've confessed this.🕺

And there you go again, with those baseless fears of yours.🤔

I haven't run into Hanni yet 🙂

Richard Sanders7 said:I haven't seen Hanni🙂

8-1=X
Factorize X and enjoy the view.☕

I didn't catch it either...😢

Can't even focus—I am absolutely exhausted 😳

Hanni, what kind of coffee are you drinking?☕

Morning☕
Just plain black Turkish coffee for me, though I’ve been using a French press lately.
How about you?

If I’m grabbing coffee instead of tea when I wake up, it’s just a quick instant mix. During the day, I’ll take black with a little sugar, but I’ve never been much of a coffee person.
You didn't ask why I'm asking. Clearly, I’m up before you, so I figured I'd kill some time to give you something to look forward to.

ps.
Someone asked you out.☕

Terry Reed13 said:If I wake up and decide to swap my tea for coffee, I’m going straight for the instant stuff—just one of those 3-in-1 packets to get moving. During the day, I can handle a black coffee with a little sugar, but let's be clear: I'm really not much of a coffee person.
You didn't ask why I was asking. It’s pretty obvious, really—I just wake up before you do, so I figure I might as well kill some time and give you something to look forward to when you finally crawl out of bed.

ps.
Someone sent an inquiry about that.☕

Are you planning on making me some coffee?☕

I honestly expected you to stick with the original handle...☕

Maria Johnson said:So, you planning on making me coffee?☕

I figured you’d be doing that under your original handle...☕

Well, I already told you—since I’m up before you anyway. I don't see why I'd treat you any differently than anyone else I've known.
Easy now, Hanni. For now, you're worth the effort of brewing a cup. We'll see what happens down the road.
☕

Thanks, Ajduče, but I think I’ll stick to making it myself; I've gotten pretty good at it, so I might as well keep the habit going.☕