What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up?

She just curled up on her little bed and keeps glancing back and forth at me, while I sit here teasing her—honestly, I should be ashamed of myself!🤣

Maria Johnson said:My dog Chuck's second one just ate a whole bunch of cat crap during our walk. Now my entire apartment reeks.🙂 🤣

Chuck? 🤔

You know what people usually associate with Chuck... a little something else.☕

Come up with something else for them. 😁

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Things are never boring in Canada.🕺
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Have you had a chance to read Tom Zelenika's latest column?

Brian Howard2 said:Have you read Tom Zelenika’s column?

No. I saw people mentioning it here. I rarely touch columns, and I almost never click links shared in these specific threads. Even when I do, I just skim the surface.

Think it's actually worth the time?

I stumbled upon a link on a news site I was browsing earlier today. It was just a snippet at first, but I tracked down and read the full article later on. Honestly, I think the author hits the nail on the head, but since I haven't come across this columnist before, I'm going to hold off on my full commentary until I can dig up some more of their work or learn a bit more about who they are.

God bless America 👋

didn't really sit well with me—but man, that's freaky...

Those telecom reps are relentless—they show up at your door and just won't take no for an answer, acting like they have a right to barge right into your house just to pester you. 😠
A few years back, we actually let one of them in, and man, what a nightmare—he just made himself right at home, sat down in a chair, and refused to budge. They won't leave until we sign onto some new service plan. Honestly, you really need a complete lack of shame to pull that kind of stunt. 🙂🙂

ironranger67 said:Those telecom reps. They knock on your door and just won't take no for an answer; they practically try to push their way inside just so they can harass you. 😠
We let one in a few years back, and god, he just sat right down in a chair and refused to leave. Until we sign something, they aren't going anywhere. You really need a complete lack of shame to pull those kinds of stunts. 🙂 🙂

You should have just farted right in the middle of the conversation 🐔

hiddenmarlin14 said:you should have just farted mid-sentence 🐔

A long time ago, more than a decade back, some Jehovite knocked on my door.
Naturally, I let them in. They were polite enough, so I hosted them and listened to their pitch. Once they finished their little presentation, I hit them with about ten questions just to prove I was paying attention. Then I went on the offensive and started tearing their logic apart. Those idiots actually had the nerve to offend me because they wouldn't listen to my rebuttals. That’s how I pass the time, if I can find the window for it.

It didn't turn my stomach; I'm just offering advice.☕

Terry Reed13 said:Way back when, more than 10 years ago, some Jehovite knocked on my door.

Of course, I let them in. They were nice enough, so I played the part of the gracious host and listened to their whole pitch. Once they finished laying out their doctrine, I decided to hit them with about ten pointed questions just to prove I was paying attention. After that, I went on the offensive and started breaking down exactly where their logic failed. Honestly, those jerks actually managed to offend me because they wouldn't even listen to my rebuttals. That’s how I pass the time, if I have a spare moment...

It doesn't make my stomach turn or anything; I'm just offering some advice.☕

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That's what you call trolling..🙏
When they finally left, they probably just looked at each other and wondered what kind of crazies are living in this country..🙏

I wonder if someone is just leaving the doors wide open for them? 🤣

Don't just open the door. Set out some juice and a bowl of snacks, then kill the TV so they can actually hear what’s being said.☕

Andrew Biti said:I honestly don't know. Nothing is ever actually being born here.

https://twitter.com/nailogical/statu...96632935690240

😂🤣🤣

:rigo : 🤮 🙂
People are seriously sick, for real.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel here... 😥🙄👀

Timothy Mitchell2 said:Just scratching the surface! 😥🙄👀

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Reading this makes me nervous about even taking a sip of water....

😳..it's absolutely massive..and this other one is actually swimming right alongside her?🤔..man, I would've died laughing if she just sliced her clean in half in one shot..🤣..did you catch that shark's little pee moment at 1:05?☕