What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up?

I suppose I was, once you pointed it out.☕

I spotted my grandpa out on his bike, just hanging by a park bench. He pulled some worms out and spread them all over the seat, but that wasn't even the half of it. 😳
After he was done, he just sat on the next bench over and waited in silence to see who would be foolish enough to sit on the rigged one. 😳

I mean, you've gotta unwind after a long day at work. 🤣

hiddenmarlin14 said:you gotta unwind after work sometimes 🤣

Old lady's a beast 🤮

I honestly don't think I'll ever sit on a bench again 🙂

rapidtrucker78 said:what an absolute animal 🤮

I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to sit on a park bench again. 🙂

Yeah, there are way too many people out there without bladder control. ☕

You really could have taken a seat there. You've got to show a little more respect to your elders here. ☕

🙂

God, you guys are making me nauseous. Stop it.

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We’re here to help you nail your diet 😳

Richard Sanders7 said:We're just helping you stick to your diet 😳

awwww.

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Terry Reed13 said:I definitely did, once you pointed it out...☕

The moment she flipped into doggy style...☕ I mean, it’s always like that. Honestly, I think he’d recognize her even if she were an alien...☕

Women can be so gross sometimes, I swear. A coworker left an open yogurt in her desk drawer—just sitting there growing some kind of science experiment—and now she’s out on sick leave for ten days. So now I'm just sitting here watching another lady at the office trying so hard not to gag, but she won't even touch it to clean it up because she's terrified the other woman will get all defensive if anyone touches her desk. It's such a weird vibe.

So, I head to the restroom a little while ago and see something floating in the bowl🙄 Honestly, what is wrong with people? Don't they bother to check behind them? I ended up having to flush three times just to clear the mess. It’s absolutely revolting.

Maria Johnson said:I just went to the bathroom and saw something floating🙄 seriously, why don't people look behind them? I had to flush three times. Disgusting!

Gross.🤮

I am well aware that there are certain types of waste that simply refuse to sink—even after three attempts at flushing... they just sit there floating, damn them... at that point, you practically need a toilet brush to clear the way. I suppose I should ask—do you guys even have toilet brushes out West? ☕

Larry Perez69 said:I know there are some pieces of crap that just won't sink even after three tries... they just float there, damn them. Sometimes you really need a toilet brush to get the job done. Do you guys even have toilet brushes over in the West? ☕

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rapidtrucker78 said:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you seriously kidding me right now? I mean—honestly—couldn't that same thing happen to you too, Morganick? 😍...just keep on eating those cheap snacks if that's what you want. 🙂

Larry Perez69 said:Stop messing around... you know it can happen to you too, Morganick? 😍Just keep eating your cat food for all I care. 🙂

Never happened to me.🤣

rapidtrucker78 said:it has absolutely never 🤣
me

Aha, 🙂I see

Larry Perez69 said:Yeah, 🙂

For me, they're all submarines 🙂

rapidtrucker78 said:everything is totally underwater on my end 🙂

Morganick... I suppose you're asking if one should wipe after using the restroom? 🙂