Australian Grand Prix (Los Angeles - Central Park) 03.26.2017

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cosmiccyclist8 said:darkmarlin16, why aren't you sleeping?

Man, how am I supposed to get any sleep when F1 is actually being good for once?

Come on, there’s still hope for Ferkan, surely 😬

https://www.formula1.com/en/results....usagp.html

5 Nico Hulkenberg Renault 1:25.063 +1.683s 10
6 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 1:25.092 +1.712s 15
12 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 1:26.269 +2.889s 7

hehehe, looks like another shipment of identical engines just arrived 😬🤣 🤣 🤣

darkmarlin16 said:Red flag 😂 Stroll 🤣

Man, talk about bad luck—it’s the first and last time that damn right rear tire held up.

Not cool. 🙂
"Stroll" basically means a leisurely walk, yet here he is just cruising around on a motor... maybe we should actually see him try to take a stroll for once. 😁

Anyway...
Check out this site: https://www.hasstrollcrashedyet.com/

The whole page is dead. 😳

darkmarlin16 said:there might be something else going on behind the scenes

You mean how everything is basically the exact opposite now? 🤔
Back in the day, drivers were practically fighting in the streets just to get a seat at Sauber...
Now? Nobody even wants to touch them because they’re easily the slowest cars on the grid...

It sucks that they're that bad, but Pascal is acting really weird in all this...
Honestly, if Sauber has any shot at scoring points this season, it's right here at the US Grand Prix if everyone else's engines blow up or they just retire, plus their power units aren't even at full strength yet...
If they keep dragging around last year's engine, Sauber is just going to be in deeper and deeper trouble as the season goes on. It honestly baffles me why he isn't driving, especially since he probably knows this weekend is his best shot. The absolute worst-case scenario? Giovinazzi pulls off a decent result that Pascal couldn't hope to beat the entire rest of the season...

Wait, qualifying starts at 7:00 AM, right?
Screw this EPG crap. Sky says 6:00, then they switch it up to 7:00. 😵

stormybadger8 said:https://www.formula1.com/en/results....usagp.html

5 Nico Hulkenberg Renault 1:25.063 +1.683s 10
6 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 1:25.092 +1.712s 15
12 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer 1:26.269 +2.889s 7

hehehe, looks like another shipment of identical engines just arrived 😬🤣 🤣 🤣

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Catch you guys after qualifying.

darkmarlin16 said:

Can someone please clarify what we're looking at regarding the tire colors in this graphic?

What exactly is the distinction between the ones marked with an S? Are the yellow ones the soft compound, while the red ones represent the super soft? And if that's the case—what on earth are those hollow red ones meant to be?

Way to go, Sebastian Vettel! He's sitting pretty in P1.

Well, alright, at least he's holding the front row, but we really have to give credit to Bottas for stepping up since he clearly isn't playing at Hamilton's level just yet.

The showdown between Ferrari and Mercedes is finally coming to a head. Red Bull might actually join the fray before the season wraps up, too. At least it wasn't a total wash.

Another season goes down the drain, and honestly, the outcome feels predictable already.

hiddenridge99 said:Can someone please clarify what we're looking at regarding the tire colors in this graphic?

What exactly is the distinction between the ones marked with an S? Are the yellow ones the soft compound, while the red ones represent the super soft? And if that's the case—what on earth are those hollow red ones meant to be?

Used tires

steelmaker83 said:The showdown between Ferrari and Mercedes is finally coming to a head. Red Bull might actually join the fray before the season wraps up, too. At least it wasn't a total wash.

Is it not obvious that Kimi Räikkönen is actively undermining Ferrari? He intentionally fell behind by a full tenth of a second. 🍿

We can only hope that Lewis is still struggling with those starts. ☕

Sebastian Vettel has already immersed himself in spying on Mercedes, having conducted an exhaustive, granular inspection and scan of both cars. 🍿

Brian Campbell36 said:Sebastian Vettel has already immersed himself in spying on Mercedes, having conducted an exhaustive, granular inspection and scan of both cars. 🍿

Oh, sure. I suppose he’ll just whisper everything he learned to his crew in the garage, and they'll dutifully take notes on every little detail. 😁

neonfox65 said:🤦

Catch you guys after qualifying.

And how are you feeling about Ricco? 🙂

Seriously, your rooting is basically a curse for any driver. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Morning—does anyone happen to have a link for an English stream of qualifying?