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So, you read the question correctly: are Americans a mindless cinematic nation because they constantly churn out remakes of brilliant Asian and European horror—and non-horror—films?
The spark for this thread came while I was leaving a comment on a discussion about what I consider a top-tier Spanish horror film, REC. To save myself from typing everything twice, I’ll just pull my previous thoughts over here:
First and foremost, the original Spanish REC is a fantastic horror movie; the American version is absolute shit. It's the same story with the American remake of circle, or how the American version of the Thai Shutter is total trash. It seems like they just HAVE to take incredible non-American horror films and fuck them up...
Personally, it doesn't bother me directly since I simply choose to pretend their remakes don't exist. But it is pathetic—nothing original can seem to come out of the USA anymore, so naturally, everything has to be reworked and SHIT.
Forgive my bluntness if this offends some people, but I truly cannot wrap my head around why this "nation" makes these moves. What is the actual issue with watching the original Spanish REC or the Japanese circle in American theaters? Are people too slow to read subtitles, or are they incapable of watching something that doesn't have that specific American "flavor"?
I suppose they feel the need to inject a heavy dose of American stupidity into these remakes just so the average American citizen can actually grasp what's happening.
To expand on this—it isn't limited to horror, though horror is what IRRITATES me the most. Honestly, I could grab a canister of gasoline, gather every American remake of Eurasian horror ever made, set them all ablaze, and sit there watching them burn with a cigarette in hand.
For instance, looking at American adaptations of non-horror films, I think of the Spanish film "Open Your Eyes," which was obviously presented in the States as the American version: "Vanilla colored sky." Interestingly, in both cases, Penélope Cruz plays the lead.
So, to close this thought, I’ll restate the question I posed earlier: What is the problem with watching the original Spanish REC or the Japanese circle in American cinemas? Are they too brain-dead to handle subtitles, or are they just unable to process anything that lacks that typical American "vibe"?
Regards, ☕
The spark for this thread came while I was leaving a comment on a discussion about what I consider a top-tier Spanish horror film, REC. To save myself from typing everything twice, I’ll just pull my previous thoughts over here:
First and foremost, the original Spanish REC is a fantastic horror movie; the American version is absolute shit. It's the same story with the American remake of circle, or how the American version of the Thai Shutter is total trash. It seems like they just HAVE to take incredible non-American horror films and fuck them up...
Personally, it doesn't bother me directly since I simply choose to pretend their remakes don't exist. But it is pathetic—nothing original can seem to come out of the USA anymore, so naturally, everything has to be reworked and SHIT.
Forgive my bluntness if this offends some people, but I truly cannot wrap my head around why this "nation" makes these moves. What is the actual issue with watching the original Spanish REC or the Japanese circle in American theaters? Are people too slow to read subtitles, or are they incapable of watching something that doesn't have that specific American "flavor"?
I suppose they feel the need to inject a heavy dose of American stupidity into these remakes just so the average American citizen can actually grasp what's happening.
To expand on this—it isn't limited to horror, though horror is what IRRITATES me the most. Honestly, I could grab a canister of gasoline, gather every American remake of Eurasian horror ever made, set them all ablaze, and sit there watching them burn with a cigarette in hand.
For instance, looking at American adaptations of non-horror films, I think of the Spanish film "Open Your Eyes," which was obviously presented in the States as the American version: "Vanilla colored sky." Interestingly, in both cases, Penélope Cruz plays the lead.
So, to close this thought, I’ll restate the question I posed earlier: What is the problem with watching the original Spanish REC or the Japanese circle in American cinemas? Are they too brain-dead to handle subtitles, or are they just unable to process anything that lacks that typical American "vibe"?
Regards, ☕