Boy Meets World at the club this Saturday

Paul Davis51 said:I was actually thinking about buying you a beer,

Buy it, buy it...🙂 😬

🙂

I don't need a motel; I've got my own two-bedroom apartment ☕

alright, I'll just head over to the movie theater on my own 🤷

It’s just about how you handle things with your partner; you can't exactly act however you please without consequences, right?

Drew Adams58 said:this idiot is completely delusional

Look, I haven't practiced Kempo long enough to be acting this much of a prick about it😬

Well, life happens. You might wish you’d started a year ago, but let's be honest—kung fu isn't exactly going to help you deal with overweight women.

Drew Adams58 said:For crying out loud, you should have started this whole thing at least a year ago,

it’s practically over, so just give it up 😬

Drew Adams58 said:but kung fu isn't going to do anything about overweight women

that is exactly my point 🤷

Kevin Chavez3 said:Is there any chance we can head over there later, maybe after midnight? Or is this one of those "packed house" situations? I was thinking about dropping by for a drink once the paperwork is signed—maybe grab a Budweiser after Petra finishes beating him up.🙂

Well, I’m actually leaning in the same direction, but knowing the vibe at NPR lately, I’d bet my last dollar that the place will be absolutely slammed. I have a feeling those grumpy security guards aren't going to let anyone through the door.👎 So, looks like the real afterparty is just going to happen in the restroom at the local dive bar instead.👍

I wonder if the directors are actually going to let us see a bit of Natalie Portman's Shaved Head 😛
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What kind of "natalije" are we talking about here? Is this some little friend of yours? :-)

Will there be a crowd? I’m trying to figure out the best time to swing by and bring Raju along. It’s going to look fantastic once everything is set up.

darksurfer24 said:What kind of birth chart are we talking about here? Is this some friend of yours? :-)

It actually took me quite a while to type all this out, but here goes—the full name is Natalie Portman's Shaved Head 😍
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James Anderson10 said:I’m thinking along similar lines, but knowing how things usually go at NPR, I’d bet my bottom dollar the place will be packed. The security guards there aren't exactly known for their hospitality, either.👎 So, expect the real afterparty to happen in the bathrooms at a venue like the Fillmore.👍

In that case, just grab a ticket for the opening act before heading to the main show, then swing by our place once the concert wraps up. 😁

There’s certainly some truth to that... but if I follow that logic, I might as well just go out and suffocate myself in some outdated, old-school punk gear for nothing.😁

darksurfer24 said:So you should have just bought a ticket for the Demode show before the factory tour, then come find us after the concert... 😁

I’m no prophet, but I think if you roll up to a security guard looking like a gorilla at one in the morning with a ticket for a club that's packed with NPR fans, the only thing he’s going to offer you is a verbal beating or a chance to get trampled right outside the venue...

David Sullivan4 said:I’m certainly no prophet, but I have a feeling that if you show up at a bouncer's door looking like a silverback gorilla at 1:00 AM holding a pass for an after-party (especially one packed with NPR), the only thing he’s going to offer you is a string of profanities—or maybe just a heavy boot to the chest right outside the club.

Well, unfortunately for me, I don't exactly possess the physique of a gorilla.👍

That being said, I couldn't agree more with the rest of the sentiment.

James Anderson10 said:Look, I don't exactly have the look of a gorilla...👍

I know what you look like. I was thinking more along the lines of a silverback gorilla... 🙂 My girlfriend told me last night I should just buy a ticket so I can get into the club after signing in. Honestly, my first and only thought was that there’s no way they’re letting me through the door at one in the morning. I’m not about to push my luck just to get kicked out by security... especially since it seems like getting trampled underfoot has become the standard greeting lately. 🙏

You have to give them the secret handshake when you walk into NPR :heilhitla: I heard they let you right in without any trouble 🤷

David Sullivan4 said:I know exactly what you look like—I was actually picturing one of those silverback gorillas. 🙂 Last night, my girlfriend actually suggested I buy a ticket ahead of time just so I could get into the club after signing in at the door. Honestly, my first—and only—thought was that there’s absolutely no way they’re letting me through those doors at one in the morning. I really don't want to be the guy insisting on getting in, only to end up getting kicked out by security. It seems like being trampled underfoot by bouncers has become the new norm lately. 🙏

Yeah, I see it now. I was just caught up in my own ego.😵

Why haven't you joined a gym lately, man? You should get in there, build up some serious strength, and then help clear a path for all the folks who feel like they've been pushed to the sidelines.👍

James Anderson10 said:Look, I don't exactly have the physical build of a silverback gorilla, if that's what you're getting at.👍

🙏 🙏 🙏

Wait, hold on—that wasn't exactly what I intended to happen. 😕