03/08/07 - Girls Night - Apple, Chicago

stormyviper11 said:Bye baby. 😉

A coworker at the office actually owes me $3.25 because the second I started working here, I told her, "Get ready, one of these old guys is definitely going to be hitting on me after this." It’s the honest truth. I'd rather listen to Coldplay on repeat if I were lying...

It was obvious, I was just the fastest one there. 😬

👋 Honestly, I’ve got better reflexes than anyone else in the retirement home—go ahead, try and hit me with your cane if you think you can! 👋

stormyviper11 said:It was pretty obvious—I was just the fastest one out there. 😬

👋 Look, I’ve got the sharpest reflexes in the entire nursing home ward, so feel free to give me a little pat on the knee if you think I'm slowing down! 👋

(I was actually going to type something else, but then I remembered we aren't at a high school pep rally, and I'm honestly a little afraid my dad might censor me...) 😁

Too bad, honestly... it would’ve been pretty interesting to see how that played out 😈

The geriatrics I grew up with were basically just out there fighting tooth and nail... though not exactly with a cane 😬

(Dammit, I just had to 😁)

redmarlin3 said:The geriatrics I deal with are basically out here fighting themselves... but definitely not with a walking stick😬

(Dammit, I really had to 😁)

😲 This is wild!

I already flagged this post for the mods and honestly? You deserve at least a two-week ban for this one!

🤣

🙂 🙂 🙂

Look at what we did to Shea's thread 🙂 a total breeding ground for ignorance and pure immorality 🙂

redmarlin3 said:🙂 🙂 🙂

Look what we did to Shea's thread 🙂 just a total cesspool of stupidity and zero morals 🙂

And all of this just written down... 🙂 🙂 🙂

What’s going to happen in Apple when the girls finally cut loose and all that white powder covering their faces starts flying everywhere... 🙂

redmarlin3 said:I mean, just imagine what happens at Girls Night Out once the crowd really starts tearing up the dance floor and all that white powder covering their faces starts flying everywhere... 🙂

Man, that totally takes me back to that club in Key West back in '95. Honestly, that place had the highest concentration of beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. But they used to mix powder right into the smoke machine, so every time the fog rolled in, the whole room would end up smelling like Felice Azzurro... 😂

redmarlin3 said:What’s going to happen at Girls Night Out once those girls start tearing up the dance floor and all that white powder covering their faces starts spraying everywhere? 🙂

Don't sweat it. It won't even be visible in the dark, and if some glass or bottle turns up during the game, nobody's going to give a damn anyway.

stormyviper11 said:Man, that takes me back to this one club in Key West back in '95. Honestly, it was the only place I’ve ever been where the average beauty level was through the roof. They used to mix powder right into the smoke machine, so every time they let a cloud out, the whole room would just start smelling like Felice Azzurro... 😂

Maybe Shea should set something like that up at Apple during Girls Night, just so they can blast those girls with a cloud of white powder every hour or so... 😁

redmarlin3 said:when they're out for a Girls Night Out, just hit them with a cloud of white powder every hour or so 😁

Man, we aren't exactly at a high school pep rally anymore... 😬

stormyviper11 said:Man, that totally reminds me of this disco in Key West back in '95. Honestly, it was probably the place with the highest concentration of beautiful women I've ever seen! I think they actually mixed some powder right into the smoke machine, because every time the fog rolled in, the whole room would just start smelling like Felice Azzurro... 😂

😂 I bet you guys looked just like zombies in a Michael Jackson music video 🙏

Raymond Barrett12 said:Man, we aren't exactly at a high-stakes Ivy League debate here... 😬

Geriatrics is fine, I guess, but calling it "perfect"? Please. That's just some total BS... 😁

I wasn't thinking about powder—I was talking about dust... just coating everything in a layer of grit... 😬

Raymond Barrett12 said:I wasn't thinking about makeup, I meant more like... dusting... powdering something down... 😬

Oh, man, I know exactly what you mean now—that's when plants just start acting crazy!

Good grief! 🙂 🙂 Is Tim actually biting into a breakfast burrito like that???

Raymond Barrett12 said:Holy crap! 🙂 🙂Are you seriously biting Tim while he's trying to eat his breakfast sandwich???

🙂 🙂 🙂but honestly, I'm from Chicago 🙂 I had no idea this wasn't allowed here 🙂 are the mods gonna kick me out now? 🙂

Look, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but they'll probably toss me out just because I'm some clueless kid hanging around the veterans and the old-timers on this forum... 😁

Here’s another $3.25 straight into your pocket.... 😉