03/08/07 - Girls Night - Apple, Chicago

Go grab some bottled water and chill out😁

So, did you finally get cleaned up?

Am I supposed to feel the impact all the way over here? 🙂

If you’re dealing with hemorrhoids... 😉

I mean, seeing all these youngsters rushing into geriatric care is honestly wild 😬 how can you guys not feel any shame 😉 please just act with some decency...

redmarlin3 said:This thread desperately needed a cleanup. There was zero chance of any actual constructive debate happening regarding Sheena's Girls Night Out in Washington, D.C., that absolute 😁

It’s much easier to get work done when you're busy picturing Raymond Barrett12 and stormyviper11 jumping around in silk boxers covered in stripes and stars, their heated bodies slathered in lizard grease 😍

The owl mocked the shadow for having such a big head!

redmarlin3 said:This thread was begging to be shut down.

Well, if you're feeling so generous, why don't you start shutting down all the other dead-end threads too? Honestly, just go ahead and do everyone a favor since you're being so incredibly charitable. 🧐

Morgan Chase4 said:The owl was praying to its shadow to have a bigger head!

Please tell me I’m not the only one on this thread dealing with major PMS right now. 😬

I’ve decided I am definitely making an appearance tonight 😳

I'll even swing by to grab my winning ticket 😁

let's shake it up rule the world !!!! 👋 😬

Some mix of bad luck and pure laziness absolutely wrecked my weekend, and now I’m feeling this unavoidable, heavy pressure to finally crack open the laptop. It’s like I'm being forced to stay cooped up in my own house just to grind through these overdue articles—and by overdue, I mean they're lagging behind in every possible way.

Girls Night can take a breather. 😢

It’s highly probable that—given enough time to let the pressure build up—we're going to see a wave of mass suicides driven by this exact issue. 😬

stormyviper11 said:Fate and laziness really teamed up against me this past weekend. It’s like some unspoken, inevitable force just chained me to my laptop, forcing me to rot away in my own house trying to churn out these overdue articles... which are overdue in every sense of the word...

Finally, I can catch my breath... 😢

Are you kidding me? If you actually had your laptop on you, you could have just brought it along to the Apple store. It would’ve been perfect for sitting at the bar, and... maybe then we wouldn't be so far behind on these articles... 😁 Maybe not... 🤔 😉

It was all right, I guess. Even the Dolls were a bit of a mess. We had everything from punk outfits to Dresden Doll vibes and people just tossing around Muse references. There were some decent outfits out there; the Concubine girls were definitely 🙏 ; plus those long-haired hippy types 😍. I even spotted someone who looked exactly like a Rujan Jeger lookalike. As for the music? It was mostly garbage.

If a Rujan Jeger lookalike wasn't actually Rujan Jeger... 🤔

Kevin Chavez3 said:if she wasn't a Rujan Jeger lookalike, then who was? 🤔

Oh, she absolutely is. Honestly, she’s basically just walking, talking inventory for Apple 😍

redmarlin3 said:Totally. She’s basically just mobile Apple inventory at this point.😍

Watch it. The woman is law!

Morgan Chase4 said:Don't be like that, women are always right!

😕 Where on earth did I say anything else? 😕
Look, this isn't meant to be an insult, it's just a fact of life, and honestly, you really ought to agree with me on this one... 😉

I’ve started wondering if Rujan Jeger even exists outside of Apple. Honestly—I don't know—but I’ve never actually caught a glimpse of him arriving or leaving. He’s just... there. Always inside, and seemingly nowhere else.

Maybe September Jaeger and Michael Jackson are actually the same person, honestly, because I’ve never once seen them in the same room together... 🤔

Kyle Jackson54 said:I’m honestly starting to wonder if September Jaeger even exists outside of Girls Night. Seriously—I have yet to catch a glimpse of her entering or leaving the premises. She's just... there, inside. Nowhere else.

Well, I actually spotted her at a Pixies show over in Kansas City. So, clearly, she DOES manifest in other forms... 😁