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Best Female Artists?

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Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#41 ·
granitecrane 😘

Henry wrote that absolutely stunning song, wasn't he? He was also the exact same man who managed to capture the hearts and minds of several women at once πŸ˜• πŸ™„

To me, Dustflower always brings Loreena to mindβ€”or rather, it’s how I personally imagine her, just wandering through those ancient castles and enchanted gardens... 😁
ambermoose6 ambermoose6 Member
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joined Nov 2005
#42 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:Of course, I don't want to be responsible for any accidents. I might just fry all your πŸ™‚ hope I'm not putting my life at risk here 😬

That sounds like a fancy, complicated way of saying psychotic πŸ˜‚

You were the first one to use that word, leave me alone! 😠 πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

You aren't risking anything... I am such a wonderful creature. Just ask Dust, who saw me once in her lifeβ€”that was enough to make sure she never makes a mistake like that again 😬 (except when she happened to end up in my listening room, but that’s a whole different story)

An Pierle? Never heard of them. Going to go give them a listen right now... and since you guys keep calling this "our" listening room... if anyone actually wants to work on this space with me, let me know. You have my blessing... or rather, you're accepted... just as a side project or something πŸ˜‰
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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joined Apr 2006
#43 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:granitecrane 😘

Henry wrote that stunning poem, and he was also the very same man who saw fit to decapitate several of his wives πŸ˜• πŸ™„

To me, Dustflower brings to mind Loreenaβ€”or rather, that’s how I imagine her, wandering through ancient castles and enchanted gardens... 😁


But let’s be realistic: this was the Middle Ages, an era where people were being executed left and right. Human life back then held far less value than the life of a chicken at a Tyson Foods processing plant today.
Generally speaking, the melody is lovely, but it isn't actually his; the lyrics feel a bit kitschy, clearly lacking the authenticity of that period. I suspect this is the same Henry who pursued countless women yet failed to produce a male heirβ€”and naturally, he placed the blame squarely on the women. Had he possessed even a rudimentary understanding of modern genetics, he might have realized that he was the actual source of the issue. β˜•
George Torres33 George Torres33 Newcomer
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joined Nov 2006
#44 ·
What’s the name of the lead singer from Mazzy Star? Is it Hope Sandoval? She’s incredibleβ€”there's something about that dreamy vocal quality πŸ™‚
The woman from Feist is also great πŸ‘ My memory for names is a bit spotty...😳
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#45 ·
ambermoose6 said:Hey, you were the first one to use that word, let me have my moment! 😠 πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

I make it a point to mention that my tolerance for reality is incredibly low πŸ˜β€”it’s an effective way to filter out most people from my life. πŸ₯³

ambermoose6 said:Don't go rushing into anything... I am simply a wonderful creature.

I know, right? Honestly, if you were looking for someone to lend you money, I might consider it, though I haven't quite decided yet if I'd trust you with my dog. 😁

ambermoose6 said:And since you all keep referring to this as "our" listening room... listen, if anyone actually wants to run this place with me, step up and you'll have my blessing. Well, more of an acceptance, per se. It'll be a sidekick situation. πŸ˜‰

πŸŽ‰ Well, I'm certainly game, and I suspect dusty will want to serve as our consultants too. My only hesitation is the potential for political correctness within the listening room. Personally, I find it a bit reductive to pigeonhole music under a gendered lens, 😁 especially when the artists themselves would likely recoil at such arbitrary classifications.
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#46 ·
granitecrane said:Human life carries less weight today than the lives of chicks in a Tyson poultry plant.

🀣What a sentence.

Honestly, if we lived in an era where beheading people was actually legal, I suspect far more men would opt for that over the messy, drawn-out process of just breaking up. 😁
rustymaker60 rustymaker60 Member
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joined Mar 2006
#47 ·
Reminds me of the lady from Cowboy Junkies πŸ™‚
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRFZFmEq9o
ambermoose6 ambermoose6 Member
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joined Nov 2005
#48 ·
I might put together a Tori Amos, BjΓΆrk, and PJ Harvey listening session..
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And you two can act as my consultants if you're up for it... either one of you or both.. doesn't matter much πŸ˜‰ I'm just curious to see if we can get more than five people through the door 😁 but if you help me spread the word too.. who knows.. who knows.. πŸ˜‰
rustymaker60 rustymaker60 Member
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#49 ·
The ladies from the B-52s also πŸ™‚
rustymaker60 rustymaker60 Member
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#50 ·
Kim Carnes! Yes, absolutely!
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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#51 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:🀣 What kind of sentence is that?

If we lived in a world where decapitation were once again a legal form of dispute resolution, I can’t help but wonder how many men would choose that violent path instead of simply going through the tedious process of a divorce. Is the finality of an axe more appealing than the endless paperwork of a settlement? One has to ponder if the sheer exhaustion of modern relationships has made even the most extreme acts seem almost... efficient. 😁


It is a grim reality, isn't it? A heavy truth to swallow. One tends to see the true face of humanity only when the veneer of civilization strips away during wartimeβ€”when villages are overrun and the most innocent among us, the children, are subjected to unspeakable violence and massacres. It is a harrowing sight to contemplate, the sheer brutality inflicted upon civilians. And yet, I find myself clinging to a sliver of optimism. Hasn't the collective conscience of our global society progressed enough that decapitation and mindless slaughter are no longer the default solutions to our conflicts? One would hope we have moved past such primal savagery.
How on earth did we pivot from discussing Loreena McKennitt to talking about decapitations?
Hasn't it been nearly a decade since Loreena released her last album? If my memory serves me correctlyβ€”and I do try to keep it sharpβ€”it has certainly felt that long. It makes one wonder, doesn't it? Why the prolonged silence?
ambermoose6 ambermoose6 Member
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#52 ·
We're back at it again with HIM πŸ˜‰
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#53 ·
granitecrane said:Yeah, it’s a tragedy because it’s the truth. You see people's true colors during wartimeβ€”when villages are being torn apart and children are being killed on such a massive scale, and civilians are massacred. Still, I believe a decent percentage of global consciousness has reached a point where decapitation and mindless killing aren't seen as everyone's primary way to solve problems.

granitecrane's take on politicians πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™

ambermoose6, I’d much rather have an ambitious evening themed around something like "fluff, fur, and fantasy"β€”something that allows for a subtle kind of lineage and gendered discrimination 😁. By that, I mean setting specific categories so that neither male nor female performers are excluded if they fit the criteria we intentionally establish πŸ˜›. But hey, you're the boss, so if you're against it, just say the word. Honestly, I think that would be a far more interesting concept to work on than some standard Tori/BjΓΆrk/PJ listening party. And no, I’m not trying to force my opinion on anyone; leave me be πŸ˜›
Brenda Smith Brenda Smith Member
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joined Dec 2005
#54 ·
I think I might actually show up for the PJ, Bjârk, and Amos listening session 😁

Lately, though... man, I've just been really feeling Amy Winehouse πŸ™‚
ambermoose6 ambermoose6 Member
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#55 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:ambermoose6, I’d actually prefer an ambitious night themed around "fluff, fur, and fantasy" or something similarβ€”something that leans into subtle class or gender tropes 😁. That way, we aren't excluding any male or female artists if they fit those specific categories we set. But hey, you're the boss, so if you're against it, just say so. Honestly, I think that would be more interesting than a PJ/BjΓΆrk/Tori listening session. And no, I'm not trying to force my opinion on anyone, leave me alone

Fluff what? 😬 πŸ˜‰

There will be plenty of time for everything... and there will definitely be more listening sessions πŸ˜‰. And by the way, nobody can force an opinion on me 😁, though I'm always open to suggestions...
which I'll probably reject 😈 just kidding πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› go ahead and suggest things... after all, you'll be doing this with me πŸ˜‰
I'm thinking about PJ, Tori, and BjΓΆrk because I want to see exactly how many people would show up for something like that... we can get into the experimental stuff and weirder themes later on. Like I said, there will be plenty of sessions to come πŸ˜‰
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#56 ·
ambermoose6 said:Fluff, really? 😬 πŸ˜‰

😁 😁 Honestly, I thought it sounded incredibly kinkyβ€”like an invitation to some sort of cozy, romantic candlelit dinner πŸ˜β€”but clearly, I am the only one here with such a vivid imagination 🀣

Fine then. And if we just swapped out BjΓΆrk for Fiona Apple instead, would that satisfy you? Fine, have it your way πŸ˜›
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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joined Feb 2006
#57 ·
New Loreena tracks appearing 😍

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I noticed there’s some fresh stuff available to download on Soulseek
ambermoose6 ambermoose6 Member
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#58 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:😁 😁 Honestly, yeah. To me, it sounded totally kinkyβ€”like an invitation to some cozy S&M dinner 😍. But I guess I'm the only one seeing it that way 🀣

Well, fine then. And if we swap BjΓΆrk out for Fiona Apple instead? Sure, let's do it your way πŸ˜›

BjΓΆrk isn't really my thing... though she still seems like a better bet than Fiona, because if I pick Fiona, nobody's going to show up 😬. I mean, I'm still greedy enough to want to mix pleasure with profit, even if I'm just running this studio for the love of music 😁. Compromise is a beautiful thing πŸ˜‰. Now I just hope Dust is more obsessed with BjΓΆrk than the two of us are... and that they have her whole discography, since I don't own any of it 😁
granitecrane granitecrane Newcomer
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#59 ·
Emily Hernandez28 said:There's some new Loreena out around 😍

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I noticed there was some stuff available to download on Soulseek


Is that actually true? Well, if you say so! πŸ™‚
Kyle Watson8 Kyle Watson8 MemberOP
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#60 ·
ambermoose6 said:Look, BjΓΆrk isn't really my cup of tea either... but honestly, she feels like a safer bet than Fiona Apple. If I push Fiona, we might end up with an empty room. 😬 Even though I’m running this listening lounge strictly for the love of music, I’m not above being a bit pragmatic and trying to turn a profit by blending art with actual appeal. 😁 Compromise can be a beautiful thing. πŸ˜‰ Now, I just have to hope Dust is more obsessed with BjΓΆrk than the two of us are... and that they actually own her entire discography, because I'm still missing quite a few pieces of that puzzle. 😁

I mean, Bjârk is cool and all, but I suspect there's a massive contingent of people out there who absolutely cannot stand her. 😁, since neither of us are hardcore fanatics, maybe we should consider Cat Power to lure in the indie snobs, or perhaps Kate Bush.

Wait, hold onβ€”you can actually make money off this? 😲 If there's a profit margin involved, I'd do it in a heartbeat. 🀣

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