Sarah Lopez6
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joined Mar 2007
lol, just watched it...
hahaha, honestly, what kills me is how many ways they can call things... morning, dawn, noon, afternoon, evening, night, day, week, semester, month, year, decade, century, millennium of the dead, then flight, city, town, house, ... blah...
anyway, even the old version—now it’s just the same crap, same packaging.
obviously, Predator, Superman and Nigger started this whole new trend with zombie movies—zombies jumping 30 feet, leaping off buildings, smashing through bulletproof glass, sprinting at 75mph, running and climbing up WALLS AND CEILINGS, plus those terrible animations for the viral infection... oh yeah, almost forgot, they actually shoot pistols and rifles too.🙏🙏
but they fall apart if you poke them with a stick and melt if you light them on fire.🙂
but the vegetarian zombie is a riot; he doesn't bite, he just gets a crush on Mira Sorvino, shoots at the main villain, and fights the other zombies instead.😂😂
as for the movie itself, it's hard to imagine anything stupider...
basically, it looks like with the usual cast of idiots, it's like "these zombies have guns, doesn't matter if we run over five of them and leave the city, let's go back."
then they see some super-zombie that appeared after an agent from Matrix got bitten, and now they're dodging rapid fire from six people at five feet away—only for some guy to brilliantly suggest, "hey, let's split up."😁
but what's unheard of is there's one normal guy who actually has a BRAIN.
this young Black guy—when the zombies start killing, he hides somewhere safe instead of running blindly, knows he needs to shoot the bitten guy IMMEDIATELY instead of waiting, aims right for a zombie's head instead of wasting ammo like the female characters shooting bursts all around them, makes a spear 😁, leads them to a gun shop, decides right then to kill the bad guys, and blasts the idiot who wants to split up in a dark tunnel 🙏
but guys like that don't last because the morons are cheering for the zombies since they're the typical dumb characters and this smart guy was just accidentally dropped into the script... ☕
anyway, total nonsense, just like the other 50 movies on this exact same theme.