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analogharbor442 said:Here's a little bit of geek humor for you all.😵

<@Methical> Did anyone catch wind of that new dual-processor board designed specifically for budget Intel chips? Apparently, it’s been optimized solely for streaming MP3s from the 80s.
<@Methical> They're calling it the Duron-Duron.

🙂 🤣 🙂

Forwarded.

I'm not a geek, so I don't find this stuff funny.
But today, for the first time ever, one of those jokes about Zak actually cracked me up (it's not usually my thing since we're basically the same weight, so his stuff doesn't normally hit):
Why does Zak sing so beautifully?
Because he swallowed Ivanka Boljkovac. 🤣

Boring.

It’s honestly hilarious 😬

Nicholas King62 said:The Telescopes

to kill a slow girl walking 🙂

Man, those memories... honestly, what else have you got from them? I don't have internet (total loser move) and I don't even own a cassette player, so please, for the love of god, help a guy out and drop some tracks...

coppermarlin812 said:crystal clear.

In theory, I’m totally hating on this whole string of jokes, but you gotta give credit where it's due... there's something to be said for something that manages to be so twisted on so many different levels at once... 🙏

analogharbor442 said:Here is a little bit of geek humor for you all😵

<@Methical> Did anyone catch the news about that new dual-processor board designed specifically for low-end Intel chips? Apparently, it's totally optimized just for streaming 80s MP3s.
<@Methical> They're calling it the Duron-Duron.

🤣

stormyviper11 said:I'm not really a geek, so this stuff usually goes over my head.
But today, a joke about Zak actually got a laugh out of me—and since we weigh about the same, his jokes don't normally hit quite that hard:
Why does Zak sing so beautifully?
Because he swallowed Ivanka Boljkovac. 🤣

🤣

I guess I actually dig those Zak jokes😳

Ponor said:🤣

I just love all those jokes about Jack. 😳

There’s really no reason to feel embarrassed; after all, larger folks are just here to provide the punchlines for everyone else's jokes. :idepovagu:

analogharbor442 said:here's a little bit of geek humor for you 😵

<@Methical> did anyone else hear about the new dual-proc board for low-end Intel processors? it's optimized for playing 80's mp3's.
<@Methical> They call it the Duron-Duron.

I always thought I was a total geek, but I don't get this one... does this mean I might actually not be...? 😁

I'm not gay, but he's alright

oktopod said:Since I'm such an eclectic mess, I honestly can't stand myself. 🙂

milo, you want me to fry something up for you? 😘

Do me a favor and throw some music my way. I can't seem to catch a single band on your lists. 😢

I'm honestly not quite sure if I should ask him to whip something up for me. Hey, Jack, does this track actually have a chorus and everything? Is it some kind of rock song? 🙂

I figure it's like some kind of exotic veggie. Hopefully, it won't taste too much like standard American kale.

stormyviper11 said:Why does Jack sing so beautifully?
He swallowed Ivanka Boljkovac whole. 🤣

aaaaaaaaaaaaa 🙂
absolute garbage.

The absolute peak of my day:
sitting out on a terrace by the Mississippi having a coffee, where they blast nothing but classic hard rock hits in broad daylight and serve LVMH luxury brands 👋
I was actually having a decent time!
Then I see these two older businessmen sitting near me, all dressed up in sharp suits and ties... one of them walks up to the waiter and asks, dead serious: "Do you have anything that isn't Coca-Cola?" 🤣 .. fine then, give me a Dr Pepper. Not the clear kind, but the one that tastes like straight gasoline.

🤣

Those jokes are actually pretty good 🤣

Nicholas Perez33 said:I’m honestly on the fence about asking him to cook anything up for me. Hey David, does this thing even have a chorus? Is it like, rock music or what? 🙂

Look, if it isn't rock and there aren't any catchy choruses, I might actually be interested... ☕

My current top 5 Xiu Xiu albums

1. knife play
2. the air force
3. fabulous muscles
4. a promise
5. la foret

Go ahead, give me something to work with too...