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davud ognjištar 🙏

The absolute number one question you'll see in some random trivia night quiz:

What's The biggest threat to outdoor Sex?
* Passerbys
* Cops
* bug bites
* Sand * Animals
* Animals
* Other

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In a similar vein, here’s the absolute peak of entertainment involving a freshly opened box of Hershey's, especially since the cookies are perfectly crumbly and just right (and an appendix regarding those orgies, obviously):

1.
Turning every single cookie in the box over so the chocolate side is facing up. Meticulously picking out the ones where Hershey's clearly missed a spot with the chocolate coating down here.
Scraping 🙂
Handing the visually unappealing ones to the dog. dog -> 🙂 <- me

I know another person who eats everything so incredibly meticulously. Even though they end up finishing it all anyway 😍 ah 😍

1 Guided by Voices 95
2 Desperate Bicycles 68
3 Zdravko Colic 54
4 The Wedding Present 51
5 The dead Milkmen 42
6 Wreckless Eric 33
7 Billy Bragg 31
8 Neu! 21
9 Daniel Johnston 19
10 karate 17

Since Davud Poognjistariano hasn't stepped up lately, I figured it was only fair that I take over the weekly "never heard of them" trophy 🙂

1 Woods 48
2 Necessary Evils 45
3 The Telescopes 40
4 Caroliner 39
5 Mannequin Men 37
6 Thee More Shallows 34
7 New Brutalism 27
7 River City Tanlines 27
9 Fell 22
10 Functional Blackouts 21

Samuel Murphy6 said:Along those same lines, my absolute favorite part of opening a fresh box of Entenmann's treats is when the cookies are perfectly crumbly and just right (though we can leave the bit about those orgies out of this specific appendix):

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Flipping every single cookie in the box over to find the chocolate side. It’s that meticulous process of hunting down the ones where the Hershey's coating didn't quite reach the edgesjust right.

And then there's the ritual of nibbling off that extra bit of chocolate before you actually put the cookie in your mouth.🙂
It’s something I always do, and honestly, it isn't just reserved for when the snacks are fresh from the store.😍

Nicholas King62 said:since davud poognjištario beat me to it, I guess it's my turn to claim the weekly "never heard of them" trophy 🙂

🙏 🙏 🙏

The absolute peak of workplace toxicity:

1. Some girl took my diploma to make a poster (since I had to head home early from the conference), and she only just brought it back to me today—all wrinkled, crumpled, and slightly filthy.

There isn't a single disgusted emoji in existence that can capture how I feel about this.

Nicholas King62 said:2 Necessary Evils 45

Man... just... 👋

Exactly. It's not just that they're okay; I have two of their albums and the band is honestly pretty mediocre... I have no idea how they even made it onto Nicholas King62's list, but whatever... 🙂

Nicholas King62 said:Hey, David Poognjistari, I think it’s high time I officially claim this week's "Never Heard Of Them" trophy! 🙂

0/10. Honestly, props to them! 🙂

Samuel Murphy6 said:Giving the visually most attractive ones to the dog. dog -> 🙂 <- me

😍

btw, I remember this one time when some kids here totally licked all the chocolate cream right out of the cookies and then shoved them back into the box like nothing happened. They didn't even care about the wafers themselves, they just wanted the good stuff. Then the guests show up, my mom brings out a full box and sets it on the table, and she opens it up and... 😬 🥳

Samuel Murphy6 said:isn't it obvious? 🙄

Coffee or a Rolls-Royce? Coffee or a Rolls-Royce? Obviously the Rolls-Royce.

I really shouldn't be allowed to keep picking on Samuel Murphy6 anymore...🙂

😳 👧 :unhappy:

I used to have this trick where I’d finish an entire bar of Hershey's and then repackage it so perfectly that it looked untouched, just so I could offer it to guests right when I realized there was actually nothing left inside.
And then, typically, what would follow is 🙂

Since my tastes are so incredibly eclectic—honestly, sometimes I can barely stand myself... 🙂

Keep your head up—put your hat back on 🙂--it’s better that way --I mean it
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1 Sleater-Kinney 109
2 M. Ward 73
3 Richard Buckner 72
4 OP8 70
5 Girl Called Eddy 57
6 The Volebeats 47
7 The national 42
8 Calexico 11
8 The Sadies 11
10 Yo la Tengo 9

A few of my personal favorites from Grant McLennan (R.I.P.):
-bye bye pride
-cattle and cane
-the wrong road
-what went wrong
-finding you
-bachelor kisses

brightridge19 said:1 Sleater-Kinney 109

No way! Sleatless-Mr. Kinney is the better band! 🙂

A little bit of geek humor for you 😵>

<@Methical> Has anyone caught wind of that new dual-processor motherboard designed specifically for budget Intel chips? Apparently, it’s been custom-tuned just for streaming 80s MP3s.
<@Methical> They’re calling it the Duron-Duron.