Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Kevin Chavez3 said:The first band I've never actually heard a single note from🙏 🙏 🙏 nor even have any desire to listen to🙏 🙏 🙏 😁

I've heard of four, listened to three, dislike two of them, and one is actually great🙂

By the way, I came up with the best phrase in a dream last night: a cocaine loft.

It refers to a gallery located right above the kitchen where people end up doing coke during parties.
I had this architectural dream about a high-rise apartment building out in the Rockies, designed specifically for corporate executives...😳

Nicholas King62 said:Anyway, best phrase I dreamed up last night: cocaine loft.

Refers to a gallery above the kitchen where everyone does coke during parties.
I had this architectural dream (about some high-rise in the Rockies designed for corporate execs...) 😳

Majketi top😂 😂 😂

Top 3 cause-and-effect events from last night:
1. My sister got stung by a wasp, twice.
2. When she started screaming, I lunged for the door and slammed my head right into her elbow.
3. That move basically split the wasp in half... with my head... Chuck Norris isn't even on my level. 🙂

The absolute best way to rename a newly created folder on Windows XP:

1. New folder -> 1. New order 😬

Carol Jackson45 said:Folks 😂 😂 😂

The Top 3 chain reactions from last night:
1. My sister got stung by a wasp. Twice.
2. When she started screaming, I lunged for the door and slammed my head right into her elbow.
3. With that move, I basically split the wasp in half... with my skull... Chuck Norris couldn't even touch me.🙂

Coming soon to a theater near you: "Dead Carrot in Chick Jovo's Dragon's Nest"🙂

Also starring: Michael Dudikof as Mr. Wrong

Carol Jackson45 said:3. With that move, I basically split the axis... with my head... Chuck Norris isn't even in my league🙂

🤣 🙏 🤣 🙏 🤣

Mr. Wrong said:The first band I've never heard a single song from🙏 nor do I have any desire to🙏 😁

Whoa! I actually have one at home and I love it😁

I’m actually a big fan of this whole cocaine-fueled writing concept—it’s brilliant. I might even try applying that same chaotic energy when I start remodeling my apartment. As for the author? I wouldn't give them a single cent. 😳

Carol Jackson45 said:Chuck Norris isn't even worth my time... 🙂

Hold on, hold on... if I'm reading this right, you're basically saying Chuck Norris is just... well, tiny... 😬

Either Carol Jackson45 is as massive as those Stalin's statues back in Irkutsk

I'd honestly rather have this be a Dead Carrot 😍 (which happens to be the one place I've always dreamed of visiting)





Yeah, true. People can be pretty shady sometimes. 🙂

A second ago, you mentioned wanting to go check them out:

I didn't say that. I said it was a Dead Carrot 🤣

anti-person said:here's a massive list:

The first one where I haven't heard a single band mentioned, and the second one too.
(except for the occasional anti-NP posts: Volcano!, Why?)
It's all just yellowed garbage and mindless nonsense.
Total trash.

👍

hollowseal33 said:I didn't say that, I said it was a Dead Carrot🤣

Man, and here I was thinking it was more like: "Come here, Chick Jovo, uncle's got a carrot..."😬 😂

stormyviper11 said:Wait, hold up. If I'm actually following this logic, does that mean Chuck Norris is just... incredibly tiny? 😬

Moron. 😍 🤣 🙂 🥳

Keeping the review vibe going—here are my top 3 Dead Carrots:
Dead Carrot.
2. Dead Carrot
3. Dead Carrot (hell, I don't even know Canadian)

A Dead Carrot?

Carol Jackson45 said:3. rotten carrots (damn, I don't know what they call it in Europe)

3. rotten roots😉

They gotta have the same first letters, right, Jason Chavez32?

3. Dickweed

stormyviper11 said:Topic from last night's hangout: Is there actually a third hit with the word "square" in the title?

The two best...
1. Huey Lewis and The News - hip to be square
Ali Corley - Square rooms
3. ?
Maybe there’s something going on over by Times Square... or maybe not. Hard to tell lately...
You can really see how both of those tracks come from that mid-eighties era... back when everything in design was just aggressively square.
Man, I was spiraling down such a pointless rabbit hole last night...

NP Paddy Milner - Unsquare Dance top 😂

My personal ranking of the best internet radio stations out there:
Radio Paradise... 🙏

Topic from last night's party: is there actually a third hit with the word "square" in the title?

The top two candidates:
1. Huey Lewis and The News - hop to be square
2. Ali Corley - Square rooms
3. ?
Maybe something involving Times Square?
Notice how both those tracks come from the mid-eighties, right when everything in design was obsessed with being boxy.
Man, what a pointless rabbit hole to go down last night...

3. Adam and the Ants - Don't be Square (be there)

Or else

As if punk rock hadn't been insulted enough already.
Honestly, every single track on Burning in water & brava noise counts as a "hit":

moving Targets - Squares and Circles

Both of them are eighties era too, obviously—early and mid-decade.
I think we've reached peak nonsense here.