Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Ponor said:you won't even find a gazelle at the San Diego Zoo.

😢

We’re gonna have to chip in some cash at the zoo to get them to bring in a few gazelles. This is ridiculous—just look how depressed our octopus is getting 😢

red wave said:Can you actually hear that classic Southern soul in his voice?!! 🙂

The rest of the logic holds up. God and America.

And some people are just going to get screwed over anyway.🙂

Five women I might consider sleeping with:
1. Oprah
2. Condoleezza Rice
3. Kamala Harris
4. Fran Lebowitz
5. maybe someone like Joan Didion

Where on earth did that lady go? 😢

What a lineup! I’ve got Angela Merkel at the top, with Maya Angelou right up there too. Though, I have to admit, I just can't stand this particular Secretary one bit.

anch_io said:did they at least lock him up in the cage with the gazelles? 😬

Oh, please—the gazelles were in the neighboring enclosure with all the "natural" decor, ha!

Top 2 fails from my friend at the zoo yesterday:

2. Me: "So, what kind of animals do they have in a regular house?"
Her: "Oh, you know, typical stuff—cockroaches, rats..." 🤣

1. Calling pests "rodents" (which is just a fancy new way to say 🤣 🤣 )

vividcanyon2 said:1. vermin (the new rebranding for rats 🤣 🤣 )

Ugh, seriously, when does this nonsense end? 🤮

I was honestly just waiting for this kind of reaction 😁

My top 10 picks from the local zoo here in the States:

1. Sea lions (especially that little guy, right?)
2. Seals
3. Prairie dogs🙄
4. Lynxes (so cool)😍
5. Snow leopards
6. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches (you guys ever seen those? lol)
7. Elephants
8. Black panthers
9. Tigers
10. Otters

Carol Jackson45 said:My top 10 favorite animals at the San Diego Zoo:

...well, she hasn't actually listed them yet...

But where are the nutria—and who else wants them? 😍 I'm voting for the goats and the mischievous ones. 😬

food, food, food!!! 🎉 🎉 🎉

Spike Spiegel said:The 5 women I'd most want to hook up with:
1.Oprah
2.Condoleezza Rice
3.Angela Merkel
4.Vera Brakar
5. Maya Angelou

Missing Oprah Winfrey.

Top 1 bands I'd give anything to see reunite—the ones I'd literally slit my wrists for just to catch one live. Like MCLUSKY 🎉 🎉 🎉

Carol Jackson45 said:My top 10 favorite animals at the San Diego Zoo:

1. sea lions (especially the little guy, right?)
2. seals
3. prairie dogs🙄
4. lynxes (seriously, so cool) 😍
5. snow leopards
6. Madagascar boas (you know the ones, haha)
7. elephants
8. black panthers
9. tigers
10. otters

Siberian tiger and that’s it—amen. I know it’s not original and I don't care—Siberian tiger, marry me!

Hey brightridge19 and gentlepuma20 😍

nom nom nom 😍

octopus: "this is hands down the greatest creature on Earth. they just swim in circles, munch away, and chill out."

Here’s a quick rundown of some animals from the Washington, D.C. zoo—just a random assortment, really:
-nutria
-prairie dogs
-piranhas
-spiders
-tapirs
-hippos
-rats
-American bison
-gibbons
-stingrays
-ducklings

😍

My Top 3 Picks from the Washington, D.C. Zoo—just a quick little list:

1. THE SLOW LORIS 🙂
2. THE CHUCKWALLA
3. CAPYBARAS

😍

THE TOP THREE ANIMALS AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO, A VERY UNBIASED LIST:

1. GIRAFFE 😎
2. BADGER
3. GOATS (I mean, come on—it’s practically our national animal at this point)

😍