Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Same here 😈

Harold Wright54 said:my rainy day list:

overkill
testament
anthrax
sodom
slayer
king diamond

😬

Easy does it, won't be raining forever. 😁
"Raining Blood", Slayer, and "Ghost of Perdition" by Opeth are basically perfect for these gloomy days. 🙂

Karen Flores34 said:it seems pretty reasonable to me... 🥳

but I guess there’s a bit of a "you had to be there" thing about it.

gentlepuma20 said:but there’s definitely a "you had to be there" quality to it.

It’s true; trying to explain it feels a bit like recounting old Marvel comic plots at a house party.😬

My top three most offensive odors from yesterday, listed chronologically

1. My cat decided my pants and jacket were the perfect place to relieve himself.
2. Some girl vomited right on me.
3. I stepped in dog poop and didn't even realize it until I had already tracked the stench all the way into my house.

Nicholas King62 said:true, it's basically like trying to recount Marvel comics at a backyard BBQ 😬

man, that's getting into "just give me a break already" territory--I guess😬

stressee, you are such a straight-up naturalist. 😁

Yeah, here’s a bit of what I was trying to wrap my head around last night:



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gentlepuma20 said:The two absolute worst lists on this entire thread

1. Skrobler’s lists
2. Lists that only the creator can actually decipher (see the post above 😈)

Fine. Looks like everyone else is finally catching on.😈

stressee said:2. let the girl go wild on me

Man, you must've been stuck in a swamp or something😬

stressee said:My top 3 stenches from yesterday—in chronological order

1. My cat peed all over my pants and jacket
2. Some girl threw up right on me
3. Stepped in dog crap and didn't realize until I tracked the whole mess into my apartment

That's quite the aromatic cocktail. Not exactly a pleasant one, though.

The top six things I seriously should've avoided doing last night:
- Mixing wine, beer, rum, and God knows what else together
- Losing basically my entire memory of most of the night
- Vanishing (or so I'm told) and walking home in the pouring rain while everyone was out searching for me around Cleveland
- Trying to force my car keys into the front door lock in a totally pathetic attempt to actually lock up
- Blowing through about 300-$133 on drinks at the bars we hit
- Talking in my sleep (I mean, whatever, I don't exactly have a sweetheart to mumble sweet nothings to, unlike someone over here... 😳 😬 😈 )

Basically, I'm mortified. It was a weekend, I guess... 👍

stormyviper11 said:The top six things I shouldn't have done last night:
- mixing wine, beer, rum, and God knows what else
- blacking out for most of the night
- disappearing (or so I'm told) and walking home in the rain while they searched for my car all over Cleveland
- trying to force my car keys into the front door lock in a failed attempt to lock up
- blowing about $300$133 at the bars we hit
- dreaming about hooking up (well, I don't exactly have a crush I'd want to dream about, like someone here... 😳 😬 😈 )

Basically, I'm embarrassed. It was quite the weekend... 👍

Man! You don't even need to say anything. Just move the setting from Cleveland to Philly. 🙂

The evidence:
1. No musical identity exists in a vacuum. 😍
2. Tagging is a pastime for everyone involved.
3. SS feeds let you glide over oceans of raw data—much like a bald eagle soaring over the Rockies, though thankfully without the federal protection status...
4. This particular RSS feed was engineered for machine consumption. You, however, are biological.
5. Even this requires a working grasp of Protocol1, which is a tall order. Honestly, anyone who manages to fuse these two documents together earns my absolute respect.
😍

The absolute #1 dessert my wife just whipped up in the middle of the night because she couldn't catch any sleep:

1. Apple cake topped with toasted almonds

🙂 :loveitwhenmywifemakesmedesserts:

Top 2 things driving me crazy right now:

1. Gotta head into my internship tomorrow, ugh.
2. And because of that, I can't see my girl. Ughhh.

ari peka nikkola said:I mean, who else would pick Tomislav Radić as a husband? It was basically just neighbors helping each other out during a rough patch.

Honestly, I’m done watching American movies. They’ve actually gotten worse lately compared to when they were already bad... 😬

Man, Guard Duty is such a great movie. Aside from "God Forbid," it's pretty much the only decent feature film coming out of the States. Man, that dry humor is everything.

3 "animal friendly" Impaled Nazarene tracks for tonight:

goat sodomy
goat perversion
the lost art of goat sacrificing

plus some random bonus tracks:

sadhu satana
let's fucking die
humble fuck of death

3 touching scenes:

young metalheads hanging out by a local diner😍
Nick, hands shaking from a trance, drawing chaotic scribbles on a wall after the singer calls upon the unholy😍
A tour manager stepping over some local kid in a backyard😍

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I don't want to spoil the whole thesis here by dumping everything at once, but since I promised a little insight, I figured I'd drop some of the most shocking real-life details from my chapter on altered personalities regarding some of our most prominent forum members:

1. Paučko is actually the fourteenth largest individual donor to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. He's highly respected in his local church community.
2. Dzdzihad is actually a super polished young guy who always knocks before entering a room. He even does it when he gets home just so he doesn't startle potential burglars... Last time he got into a fight, it was back in third grade. He lost.
3. Tovariš Ris is actually Matija Babić.
4. Opaki šišmišar isn't even a person. It's just a bot programmed to randomly pick topics where it has the most replies. Two guys from MIT built it as a joke while they were out drinking one night.
5. Adam Moore doesn't have a girlfriend.
6. Stressee runs a successful business catching stray cats in Washington, D.C. and San Francisco, then selling them to Italians.
7. Antonio Banderas has Pitchfork saved in his browser favorites.
8. Ponor has never actually read the Quran because she couldn't find an edition with a pink cover.
9. and 10. Narantxa and mr. Wrong—unfortunately, everything you think you know about these two is actually true.

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Quite trivial, really 😁