Personal Top Lists & Rankings

stormyviper11 said:9. and 10. Nicholas Perez33 and Kevin Chavez3 - unfortunately, this is everything you need to know about these two.

That hits way too close to home. 😢

😁

My top three dreams from this morning, between 6:30 and 9:00, in order:

3. punk concert
2. the ocean
1. sex

Then I woke up to the sound of rain hitting the window... 🙄

I need a rainy day playlist to wake me up. Give me ten tracks, let's go—I'm taking suggestions. I want something moody and lush, but nothing so depressing it actually kills me.

1. The Wagon
2. Puke + Cry
3. Blowing It
4. I Live For That Look
5. Flying Cloud
6. How'd You Pin That One On Me
7. Water
8. Muck
9. Thumb
10. Green Mind

Honestly, I think even the best toppings are gross when they just sort of dissolve into the milk—yuck.

It’s kind of the same vibe with this Lalix band of his 😈

gentlepuma20 said:this band of Lalix's is just as grating... 😈

Because of this—honestly—I am going to personally send you to prison. 😠

Which one was that again... Route 756? 😁

gentlepuma20 said:Which one was it again... somewhere along Route 756...? 😁

This is my first time posting here... I always make sure to warn you that you're basically walking straight into a lion's den—or maybe a gorilla in a furnace, if we're being poetic—but this time around, I’m going to be the one waiting there to tackle you head-on. 🙂

Damn, this wake-up playlist is straight-up depressing. I put it together using Waits. Don't be surprised if I try to bite my own veins with my dental braces tomorrow morning 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

boldscout72 said:This is a first. I usually just warn you about playing with fire, but this time I might actually tackle you right there. 🙂

so I don't even have to worry about getting a ride somewhere 😎

Carol Jackson45 said:Don't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow morning having bitten through my braces with my teeth

I'd pay a dollar just to see that! 👍

Jason Chavez32 said:I'd buy that for a buck! 👍

I'll take yours for even less. Tomorrow's your last shot—when do you want me there? 😈

Number one dream from this morning:

Jadranko Prlic is sitting in my room at my computer, eating mashed potatoes and scrolling through video recordings of his own trial, while I lie on the bed dying from a migraine.

Then I woke up, still dying from the migraine. 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:I could bite through even less than yours. Tomorrow is your last shot—when do you want me to swing by? 😈

Whoa! The iron jaws are snapping again? Are we looking at a full-blown comeback tomorrow? 😁

Kevin Chavez3 said:My #1 dream this morning:

Please—my dream would just hijack yours and steal its REM cycle (but I won't go public with that 😳 )

And hey, no migraines! Now we're talking!

now here is the sun it's all right, now here is the moon it's allright... 🙂

Top 1 most infuriating news of the day:

I have to drag myself into work this Sunday just because of the sheer incompetence of certain people—people I’m definitely not naming here... 🙂 🙂 😠 🙂

Honestly, I'll show up once I've sobered up, at least a little bit. 😬

I had this dream where I was hanging out in Miami with Nicholas Perez33, Jakes, and a friend, just smoking some weed. Then the cops showed up, so we tossed the joint into the ocean—but somehow we only got through one hit. 😢
Afterwards, we were walking around reading Latin inscriptions when some rude lady started yelling at us. There was a jail there too, which felt pretty pointless.

Daniel Bailey7 said:Boom! Is the Iron Jaw dropping?

It did. 🙂

Gonna look like an adult again? 😁

Not happening! 🙂

Top 5 snippets from my fever dreams:

1. Creepy little plastic cross stickers with moving eyes—standard souvenir shop stuff from a local cathedral.
2. Plaid care bears doing a dance routine while rocking full French manicures.
3. A tiny town like Columbus surrounded by mountains so massive they block everything except a single hallway window in the local jail. The sun hits it for five minutes at 5:00 PM, and the whole town gathers there just to catch the light.
4. Trying on some Dutch clog that shrinks until it’s basically the size of a pinky finger, then buying it anyway and walking around town wearing it on my thumb.
5. A Persian rug being used like a skateboard.

Speaking of those twisted dream details, a friend of mine once managed to pull off sex via navel penetration. 👍

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*That definitely wasn't me!

I feel like old man Freud could have a lot to say about this one... 😬

So, looking back at the first four months of this year, I’ve been sitting here wondering which tracks actually managed to stick. If I had to narrow it down, here are my top three singles from the start of the year:

1. Glasgow 2. mega 3. SNAKE 🙂
2. mega 🙂
3. 🙂 Glasgow 2. mega 3. SNAKE 🙂

Why? 😵 That’s just how it is. 😵 How’s everything going? 😢

Honestly, the only thing that could possibly overshadow this kind of beauty in a place like this would be a museum dedicated to Tom Yorke. 🙏