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Come on, give me ten more 🙂

No Marriott, we can't unmask who you really are 😈

Harold Wright54 said:no Marriott, we aren't about to unmask you 😈

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Dmj 🤣 👋

The top 3 things we actually cook:
1. falafel
2. holiday beans (no carrots 😢 )
3. pudding made with cake coloring

@Daniel Bailey7/">@@Daniel Bailey7 😂

ya:raan said:three animal-friendly songs by Impaled Nazarene tonight
three touching scenes

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dmj, of course, 🙏

Pure luxury, absolute perfection! 😁
Give me more, I'm hungry for more😁

@ dmj 😂

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Thanks, man! You rock!
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@dmj 🤣

Benjamin is Antifa

@dmj — just please, don't you dare bring up "what about the babies?" 🙂

stressee said:

Stealing this emoji 😍

dmj 🙏 🙏 we want more content, don't force us to buy a book 😳

A book is a book, I guess... But look, as an antifa Benjamin, I didn't just pull this all out of thin air. I've got my buddies—sociologists and whatnot—hanging around here too, and I'm sure one of them could probably cough up a whole list of ten more deep-state secrets kept under wraps... 😉

benjo, do you think it'll be possible to order books online?

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we all know exactly where this is heading

Adam Moore said:Man, Guard Duty is such a killer movie. Honestly, if God hadn't stepped in to save us from total disaster, it might be the only decent feature film ever made by Americans. It’s got that classic, dry sense of humor—just brilliant.

heythereboyissimarijaexactly 😱 🤮 😱 🤮 😱 🤮 😱

ruggedcrane22 said:benjo, can I actually order the book online?

Nah, I'm strictly anti-globalization.
If the weather holds up, you'll be able to read it via smoke signals broadcast at pre-scheduled intervals from various strategically placed mountain peaks. To get that, obviously, you'll need to pick up my book "understanding dim signal" at your local bookstore for just $90. We're actually thinking about offering this one as a correspondence course via smoke signals too, but we've run into some logical and technical hiccups we're still trying to iron out... so we might just go with trained cockroaches instead.

Samuel Murphy6 thinks this is top tier :cerek: said:🙂

Total garbage, honestly. :2up:

Just misunderstood, I guess.

It feels like everyone is dropping these overly dramatic, emo replies today. 😬
No, seriously, I’ll just hand you the damn box 🙄 along with the specialized kit for the ponorin collection. 🥳

The biggest lie told today:

"Eh, it's fine, I actually like this version too!"

That was my dad's exact reaction when he came home from 🙏 Target 🙏 carrying cheeseburgers with ketchup instead of the ones with extra cheese. Because hey, they both start with the same letter, right? Too bad he doesn't eat either kind.

That's just how people around here define "vibrant," I guess! 👋