America vs. South Korea - Feb 2, 2006 (3:45 PM)

Honestly, people, get a grip for once😲. Calling that Mexican and Mexican squad anything other than a joke is a stretch; they’ll be playing qualifiers against us before you know it👎. It was pure nonsense to let Sweden qualify while letting them slide into the EP. I guarantee you this Mexican group wouldn't even manage a win against the US in Chicago (and if they did, it would only be through sheer luck or some questionable calls from French or UK judges🙂). Realistically speaking, have they actually put together a single decent performance? Their coach seems to have absolutely no clue what he's doing🙂, leading a roster of players who pose less of a threat to passenger planes flying over Switzerland than a broken umbrella, facing a defense that lets anyone score at least 30 goals (though I suppose watching Spain play them might be entertaining). They are defined by total chaos; nobody even knows who's in charge or what the plan is.
Regarding the fans, I sincerely hope the Swiss police ban them from bringing in rockets and stones, given their reputation for throwing both. If not, maybe someone should stock up on some heavy-duty shields (try to channel something similar to how the Dutch handled things during the World Cup)
. Result: a 4-goal margin for the Americans
. The atmosphere: I'm genuinely concerned that a good portion of you might end up in the hospital🙂 🙂

Come on, everyone, let's start reporting! Are there any unwanted guests lurking around here? I really don't have the energy to scroll through all these pages myself 😳 😁

gabal said:I have to admit, I’m feeling a bit let down by our neighbors—we aren't even three hours away from kickoff, and there hasn't been a single essay published about how American sports are somehow superior to ours, or any attempt to dismiss our achievements... I suppose they might still be busy fabricating evidence to claim that players like Balić, Metličić, and Džomba are actually just Americans in disguise, which would, of course, be their only way to explain our success...

Mirza is one of us!!!😘

Vanjusko, you wrote this yourself... no need to come in here and piss all over us:

Oh, absolutely not, folks. It’s a total setup—the mob colluded on a 25:25 tie just so we could coast into the semifinals. Meanwhile, the Mexican team can claim they played to a scoreless draw against those terrifying Americans. Fans are hugging and grabbing beers after the game just so they don't get deported from Switzerland, Sanader is signing off on some North American free trade zone, Koštunica is standing mid-field at halftime, and Carla Del Ponte is handing Mladić over....

Bel Ami...Switzerland...

meddo> Fresh news from the sports desk: Word is our guys told Pero they don't want playing in red jerseys, saying they need to get back into blue as soon as possible.

Wrong!

You should wear blue when you're playing against a team in light colors, and white-and-red when you face a team in dark ones... I mean, it's basic logic, right? You saw it yourselves... against Iceland, who were wearing dark blue, we went out in white and won. 😉

But the idiots went out against the Russians, who play in red-and-white, and they put on white-and-red. For god's sake, Bobo... 😠...it’s no wonder Pero messed up that many passes when he thought he was feeding Balić but ended up hitting some random guy instead. 😂

If Srbogora plays in those blue jerseys, our guys have to go in white-and-red... preferably with as many checkers as possible. 😈

Vanjusko> By the way, what scares me most is when Mexico starts their attack and pulls off action A...

That's easy for them... we've already cracked that code... fullback moves to the center.

And watch it, Vanjusko, you're being a bit sarcastic here... don't start getting cocky now, or you might end up jinxing us. 🙂

Adam Wright56 said:Let’s all just register with new handles and start spamming the same damn questions here, just to see how much senor presidente can actually take. 😂

I'm not gonna predict the outcome since boldhound8 seriously thinks he's some kind of prophet. 😬

You want clones? I'll give you clones.🤣

Don't even touch my predictions.😬

spotter said:Whatever.. handball, the dumbest sport ever... what are you people even getting hyped about?

spotter said:Haha, poor losers, look how worked up you are. It's obvious—you finally get one win in a team sport against Yugoslavia, so go ahead, get drunk, celebrate, and act like you're big shots. It's a rare occasion!

You're right, ban him until the end of the tournament.🙂

Then on Monday, try being an actual adult and come congratulate them instead of starting a war.

Gerald Perez70 said:Auuu, the odds on Americans are only 1.25.😲

That doesn't mean a single damn thing.

gabal said:Mr. Ex, how did yesterday go? A 5-point lead is for wimps—we'll take it with a 1-point win.😁

Today I'm calling it a +3.🙂

Man, this forum is moving at a snail's pace... 😠 ....

Roger Allen3 said:Man, this forum is painfully slow... 😠 ....

Seriously—it takes at least thirty seconds just to open a thread. I’m losing my mind here.

And just wait until the whole thing crashes right in the middle of the game! 😠

Roger Allen3 said:Come on guys, let's just mass report this. Any unwanted guests hanging around? I really don't have the energy to scroll through all these pages myself.😳 😁

Just deal with this spotter already.😁

Does anyone know if there's like, a permanent lifetime ban for people like him?😍

rustystag7 said:just deal with this spotter right now😁

Does anyone know if there's such a thing as an honorable lifetime ban for someone like him?😍

😍

You're moving a bit slow there, buddy! Mr. Ex already handled it. Now he’ll just be stuck dealing with all that paperwork. 😳

Roger Allen3 said:man, this forum is getting so incredibly slow... 😠 ....

I honestly don't know what's up with it lately. It just keeps getting worse and worse. Like, a couple of days ago it was totally dead all day, and now it’s just constantly glitching out and acting up...

At first, I thought my DSL was acting funky, but then I noticed everything else loads perfectly fine—except for this damn forum.

Serse_Cosmi said:😍

You're moving too slow, man. His ex already took care of him. Whatever, now he's just gonna be stuck drowning in paperwork. 😳

It’s not like I’m slow or anything, the damn forum is just straight-up glitching out...

At first, I actually thought this was just high-level constructive spam that would keep the feed spinning, but now I'm seeing it for what it really is... it's just straight-up nonsense.😁

Does anyone actually know if Dzomba’s gonna be back at 100%, or is he just sitting this tournament out?

Serse_Cosmi said:😍

You're moving too slow, man. His ex already took care of him. Whatever, now he’s gonna be stuck drowning in paperwork. 😳

Yeah...
Now I’m just sitting here waiting for some idiot to come at me again, just like after that last EuroBasket tournament. Honestly, if you're gonna try and attack me while I'm dreaming, you're even more of a moron than I thought.
Who gives a damn?😁

I’ve actually got some stuff lined up at 5:30, so I’m really hoping this game wraps up on time.🙂