Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Billboard Charts

1. Elvis Costello 116
2. Clarence White 103
3. Paolo Conta 81
4. my Morning Jacket 73
5. The Band 52
6. Band of Horses 51
7. Nashville 42
8. Explosions in the Sky 41
9. Ryan Adams 41
10. John Fahey 41

Harold Wright54 said:Billboard Charts
Sunday Jan 15 - Sunday Jan 22

And here is the lineup for this week:

1. Los Angeles

😬

vividcanyon2 said:but for this week, we have:

1. Razor Coping 116

😬

Man, you really are such a good girl.😉

grandpa the du du monkey said:7 Fantômas 30

Wait, isn't that basically an entire week on its own? 😬

stormyviper11 said:Wait, isn't that already a whole week on its own? 😬

Actually, it's been an entire month.

michael_jackass said:Why'd you jump into the future just to find her? 🙂
As far as I know, that's a pretty shady move.

My bad, you're right. Maybe it was called Luflee or something like that
but it had this airy, hollowed-out structure.

The absolute bottom of the barrel G7 list (alphabetically ordered)

1. America
2. Italy
3. Japan
4. Mexico
5. Germany
6. USA
7. Mexico

Good grief... honestly. These might be the best songs I’ve laid eyes—or ears—on in quite some time:

Number seven out of nine, you're my bedfellow

whenever I head over to the local dive
with my usual crew
surrounded by holograms everywhere
but every single one has its flaws

I'm scanning, searching for a real connection
watching them pass by with a little smirk
but a hologram is just a hologram
each one glitching out somehow

and what I really need is a girl
to be my wife, a real partner
made of flesh and blood
someone whose curves drive me absolutely wild

I’ve spotted you quite often
sitting there all by yourself
you're number seven out of nine
a true lady through and through

you broke away from the crowd
that collective hive mind
traveling through everything imaginable
across the galactic highway

so won't you be my woman?
because I'm a real smooth operator
when I hold you close, darling
there's simply no saving you from me

for our wedding day
just invite the first six sisters
but leave out the eighth and the ninth
since we can't all fit on the shuttle

CHORUS.
Number seven out of nine
for you, I'll make my bed
let the Enterprise be our home
oh, my heartache, you're dear to my soul...(a brief pause)...soooo much (for an eternity...)

I'll kick them both off this planet (T. Pickard)

I've been a man since the beginning
never tried to hide my Homo sapiens roots
I proudly lift my thumbs high
whenever I catch my reflection in the mirror

From here all the way to the outskirts of town
there isn't a creature that looks anything like me
I've got brains, guts, and a good dog
so listen to my plight for a moment:

CHORUS:
Every person carries their own karma
mine brought a Klingon daughter home for dinner
She left on a galactic vessel
only to return with a whole new lineage

I'll kick them both off this planet
I have no intention of feeding a Klingon child
Humans tend to mingle amongst themselves
it's been that way from Eva to Seva JEB'LE

DAMN THESE COMETS!

The cosmic hooligans have swept you away
all the way toward Orion and Cassiopeia
here in this modest house with its fences
some other sun is warming you instead.

Some black hole is pulling at you
chasing meteors with your buddies
Our local farmhand arrived yesterday
and now there's no one left to plow the fields

Chorus:

You left—and I was just a kid back then
but if you're still a true-blue American, Dad
come home, damn these comets
Mother wants to marry a Vulcan

Come home now, or don't bother coming back at all
it's no use crying over spilled milk
forget the cosmos—just play with the lasers
and let the galactic parties go wild

That nasty Alien will take Mother away
he doesn't realize she only belongs to one
A Vulcan isn't exactly monogamous, you know
she's already busy with three tentacles

Chorus 2x
😂

More: Turbo Folkstar Trek festival 2006

just patterns within patterns
an illusion, really
though I thought I was doing pretty well
getting used to you—I guess

I'M DYING 🤣

gentlepuma20 said:matrix upon matrix
an illusionary image
and I had actually gotten quite used to
you...

I AM DYING 🤣

😂 Honestly, I can't take it anymore—my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard. 🤣

man, this whole song is just terrible 😂

IT'S ALL JUST A GIMMICK

i guess i'm the chosen one
given this mission
to save this world
from evil agents

matrix, oh matrix
just an illusion
and i actually went ahead--
and got used to you

morpheus took away
every bit of hope
that i'd ever get to
see your ass again

oh, lady in red
virtual beauty
gotta save you to my files
right after i'm done

white zion city
you're the pride of humanity
but you don't really have
those nice curves

oh, lady in red
everyone on the forums is buzzing
saying you let someone else
log in instead

oh, my darling
i can't stop staring at you
can't sleep, can't focus
just cursing your name

red beauty
you're my favorite
so what am i supposed to do with
Trinity and her whole family

Trinity's flat as a desktop
no curves at all
that's basically why
this matrix blues exists

screw the director
for writing this script
pairing me with the wrong woman
through all three movies

if the main plot
had been different
maybe we'd have had
kids together

drifting through the sewers
counting little squids
while you, beautiful lady,
don't even know i exist

oh, lady in red
virtual beauty
gotta save you to my files
right after i'm done

Space Odyssey

boom boom boom boom boooooooooooooooom

The damn cable snapped
For crying out loud
Here I go again
Stepping out of the cabin

While I’m struggling into this suit
The... spacesuit
I can't help but think—
Joe, you really screwed me over

And I'm not even scared
Stepping out into the void
Or jumping over some pitch-black hole
With zero light to guide me

HAL 9000
Is barking orders at me
But the thing is glitching again
Goddammit, I hate this thing

That red light of his
Has been blinking since yesterday
So don't act surprised
When my lifeline snaps

Drifting through this spaceship
Floating along like a ghost
Hunting for the cable—where is it?
Son of a...

While high above my head
A bunch of decent people sleep soundly
Wrapped in their flight suits
And here I am, taking notes

Chorus:
Screw sci-fi comics and movies
And all that other crap
If I had just stayed a kid
Playing in the yard,
Screw Marvel comics
And Silver Surfer too
I wouldn't be drifting here right now
With my pants around my ankles

boom boom boom boombooooooom taraaaaaaaaaaaan

😂 😂

I was busy gluing things together—and then Spock went and ate my cutlets 🤣

What a load of garbage 😂 😂 😂

Props to the folks over at BuzzFeed... I was dying laughing... those memes are absolutely killing it!

You left—I was just a kid
But if you’re still a Balkanite, Dad
Come on home, damn it
A Vulcan in love wants to marry Mother

😂

Mother, I fell for a Klingon

Watching the lights
of a green planet
Happy because of love
but sorrow clouds my joy

When I think about our
local cheddar cheese
without Father's blessing
I'd sneakily teleport it back

My Best man's straw
is soaked in my pain
Because of this young Klingon
my father won't love me

All these thoughts of mine
Mother, they're flying now
At warp nine
landing straight on your soul

CHORUS. (the whole galaxy sings)

I fell in love, Mother
with a young Klingon
Am I really the black sheep
just because of my father?

Look at this crazy
weather hitting us today
His buddy is fine by him
but the Klingon isn't

(repeat a few times)

Ballad of the Lazy Bastard

just the chorus

hey lazy, oh hey lazy
about this total jerk
why on earth did we load
an eighth passenger
acidic stuff like this
you don't see it often enough
didn't Mother tell you
not to mix your drinks
the wiring is sparking
the cabin's turning green
hey lazy, oh hey lazy
you absolute disaster
hey lazy, oh hey lazy
what the hell were you looking at
hey lazy, oh hey lazy
look what you did to the seats

🙏 🙏

🤣 🤣 🤣

Oh, what should I do, my dear friends?
When all my logic just falls apart at once...
I find myself thinking we might be naked
And I'd gently caress those beautiful ears of yours.

I am unable to offer you any help because

(silence, elevator noise)

My heart feels like a supernova
When I realize there is absolutely zero show going on here.
I’d throw away my wine, I’d throw away my stocks
If only Spock would touch me just once.
(oh, Spock touched me) #2

🤣

I was actually trying to go to sleep—but now I can't stop laughing.

Where on earth did you find this?

Sandra Chase16 said:Where on earth did you find this?

There is a link right under my post... just look down. 🙂

Gray Vulcan girl

I set out into the cosmos to explore the stars
and meet new humanoid species...
but some of them have decided to nest on my ship
and one of them really wants me to lick her fingers


I am a man with a massive heart
just a guy with a deep soul...
but she messes with my logic--completely dismantles it--
and all my syllogisms simply crumble away

(faster now)
while you sit there meditating for twenty-four hours straight
come to me, I’m the real deal... the big brother type
once I give you a fracture right on the head
you can forget all about needing acupuncture

(chorus - in the style of those old pop groups)
Gray Vulcan girl, oh so gray
I'll pull on both your ears, both your ears
Gray Vulcan girl, oh so gray
I'll pull on both your ears, both your ears
Shi-la-ta-aaaaaaaa

Sandra Chase16 said:Where on earth did you find this?

The avatar is Bob!!! 🙏 🙏