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Participants stormywolf39Zachary Bishop82Drew Adams58lonebison37Susan Edwards3vividcanyon2boldscout72gentlepuma20ruggedcrane22Carol Jackson45Samuel Murphy6Nicholas Perez33Peter Hall6Kevin Chavez3hollowseal33Daniel Bailey7Peter Foster93Bradley Smithstormyviper11brightridge19Robin BoothDouglas Taylor4David Sullivan4ironcrane7 …
Samuel Murphy6 Samuel Murphy6 Regular
740 messages
joined Apr 2006
#241 ·
So, I’ve been sitting here wondering why things work the way they do, and I figured I might as well lay out the top six reasons why this whole situation keeps happening. Is it just bad luck? Or is there something deeper at play that we’re all just choosing to ignore because it's easier than facing the truth? First off, you have to look at the sheer scale of the mismanagement. It’s almost impressive how consistently people in charge can miss the obvious, isn't it? You'd think after a few decades of watching the same mistakes being repeated, someone would eventually learn, but apparently, that's asking too much from the powers that be. Then there's the issue of pure, unadulterated greed. It’s the same old story, really—money moves the needle every single time. Why bother fixing a broken system when you can just squeeze a few more cents out of it while it’s still upright? It’s cynical, sure, but it explains so much of the chaos we see on a daily basis. We also can't ignore the culture of apathy that seems to have settled over the country like a thick fog. People are just tired. When everything feels like an uphill battle against impossible odds, why bother fighting for change? It’s easier to just turn on the TV, grab a snack, and pretend none of this is actually happening. And what about the lack of accountability? In this country, it feels like you can get away with just about anything if you have enough influence or a big enough legal team behind you. Where is the justice in that? It’s hard to feel any sense of stability when the rules seem to change depending on who you are. Let’s not forget the sheer complexity of our modern institutions. Everything is so interconnected and layered that by the time you realize something is wrong, the damage is already done and the culprits have moved on to the next thing. It’s a labyrinth designed to keep us spinning in circles. Finally, there’s that nagging sense of disillusionment that seems to be baked into the very fabric of society now. We’ve been promised progress and prosperity so many times that we’ve stopped believing in the words themselves. At what point do we stop expecting things to get better and just accept that this is simply how it is? Hershey's Is there anything actually capable of making this chaotic world feel even remotely better? I’ve been sitting here thinking about it, and honestly, chocolate might be the only thing left that comes close. It’s such a simple, fleeting comfort, but when you're staring down the barrel of another exhausting week, a good bar of Hershey's feels like a small, necessary victory against the void. Does a little bit of sugar really change the grand scheme of things? Probably not, but does it make the immediate moment slightly less unbearable? Absolutely. In a world that seems hell-bent on being difficult, maybe we should just lean into the sweetness while we can.

It was actually pretty decent. 🙂
It’s basically the ultimate loophole for anyone looking to cheat their way through a diet—you can practically inhale the stuff because they claim it won't make you gain weight since half of it is just trapped air. Is that actually how physics works now? It's like telling yourself you aren't eating much because the food is mostly oxygen.
The lady behind the counter at the local grocery store is practically beaming, and honestly, I can't say I blame her—it’s hard not to have a spring in your step when you realize just how much people are shelling out for basic necessities these days. Isn't it funny how inflation becomes someone else's payday?
It’s funny, isn't it? These massive corporations are sitting there absolutely thrilled with themselves, essentially charging us a premium just to sell us thin air.
Honestly, you have to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all. The lobster is actually sitting there, perfectly content, just because a bear is blowing bubbles at it. It’s almost poetic, isn't it? He’s not out there looking for a handout like some lazy bum, and he isn't wandering around aimlessly without a care in the world—he's just existing in that weird little moment. Is there anything more ridiculous than finding peace in total nonsense?
It contains pork blood. 😈
Zachary Bishop82 Zachary Bishop82 Active Member
131 messages
joined Mar 2008
#242 ·
Samuel Murphy6 said:Top 6 reasons why... Hershey's Chocolate makes the world a better place. Simple as that.

It’s solid. 🙂
It’s basically calorie-free magic—or so they claim. You can eat the whole damn thing because apparently, it’s half air, so it won't actually make you gain weight.
The lady behind the counter is all smiles because her pockets are getting heavy.
Corporations are laughing all the way to the bank because they’ve figured out how to sell thin air at a premium.
The lobster’s actually winning here. The bear is just blasting him into the air to make bubbles—it’s not like he’s sitting around unemployed or getting abandoned because he lacks a spine.
It’s got pig blood in it. 😈

I remember snacking on that while watching the funeral procession for Franjo Tuđman on TV.
I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I'm just not cut out for this.
If I want air, I breathe. Simple as that.
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active Member
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#243 ·
My top 3 bucket list items for once I finally graduate.
1. toss tear gas into the main lecture hall
2. chuck that junior TA into a vat of hot wax
3. dump my current professor into a pile of tar and feathers
brightridge19 brightridge19 Member
18 messages
joined May 2011
#244 ·
Carol Jackson45 said:The top three things on my bucket list once I graduate.
1. Throw tear gas into the main hall.
2. Toss that junior teaching assistant into a vat of molten wax.
3. Douse my current professor in tar and feathers.

Which ones? Tell me. 🎉 I might just join you. 😬

No, you won't—you’ll turn around and never step foot in that place again, and honestly, you'll be much happier for it. I actually stepped back onto campus for the first time in nearly three years the other day—just to drop something off for Mr. Brown. I only went as far as the gates. I simply couldn't bring myself to walk inside and look at those overhyped new buildings...
stormyviper11 stormyviper11 Active Member
81 messages
joined Nov 2007
#245 ·
Carol Jackson45 said:2. toss the second-year assistant into a vat of hot wax
3. throw the current assistant into a pit of tar and feathers

Honestly, why even bother with a degree?
Just go work at a casino.
The BDSM scene pays surprisingly well if you've got the right... interests.
And judging by what I'm seeing here, people definitely have them...
😬
Daniel Bailey7 Daniel Bailey7 Regular
526 messages
joined Dec 2002
#246 ·
Carol Jackson45 said:My top 3 bucket list items for once I graduate:
1. Toss some tear gas into the main lecture hall
2. Drop a junior TA into a vat of molten wax
3. Send my current professor straight to a tar and feathering

🤣

So, what—is toilet paper and eggs the new "out" thing on campus this year? 😬
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active Member
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#247 ·
brightridge19 said:Which ones? 🎉 Might have to join you there. 😬

2. That slow-motion guy on the fifth floor who made me hate school and studying in general.
3. The dean's kid—you know, the young one.
4. Honestly, even the professors over in the history department stabbed me in the back once or twice...

I’m pretty sure once I graduate, I'm never stepping foot in that building again. Is it too much to ask they just mail my diploma? Actually, maybe I'll swing by the registrar's office; the lady working there was the only decent thing about my entire college experience. 🙂

Hopefully none of the people I'm calling out actually see this. 😁
Sean Lee7 Sean Lee7 Member
44 messages
joined Apr 2004
#248 ·
Zachary Bishop82 said:I remember eating those while watching the state funeral for Franjo Tuđman
and I realized they weren't doing me any favors
if I wanted oxygen, I had to breathe

Why jump so far ahead to find them? 🙂
As far as I know, they're still pretty fresh.
gentlepuma20 gentlepuma20 Newcomer
1 message
joined Jun 2005
#249 ·
It’s not exactly fresh—I had some a few years back, and I swear, there was so much filling in it!
hollowseal33 hollowseal33 Member
14 messages
joined Apr 2004
#250 ·
Maybe he was just watching a replay 😬
Carol Jackson45 Carol Jackson45 Active Member
79 messages
joined Aug 2004
#251 ·
Top 3 users lurking in this thread over the last 10 minutes:
1. ne-osoba
2. zlo sjeme
3. Prince

Heading to bed 🙂
Got a seminar tomorrow, and honestly, I have zero clue how to stand there and babble in front of 50 people. It's terrifying. I know it sounds weird 😬
Susan Edwards3 Susan Edwards3 Member
10 messages
joined Sep 2005
#252 ·
Carol Jackson45 said:The top 3 users who have been obsessively lurking in this thread for the last 10 minutes:
1. ne-osoba
2. zlo sjeme
3. Prince

ugh, I honestly can't deal with this headache🤔—he really should've just taken his shirt off first
Jerry Mitchell62 Jerry Mitchell62 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Nov 2005
#253 ·
Prince said:maybe the guy was just watching the replay 😬

🤣
Nicholas Perez33 Nicholas Perez33 Veteran
1.4K messages
joined Jun 2005
#254 ·
audioWait, what? My scrobbler!

1 Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers 56
2 Los Angeles
3 Killing Joke 30
4 Ramones 28
5 Milica Ostojic Trofrtaljka 27
6 The Saints 25
6 Elvis Costello 25
8 Scott Walker 24
8 Bastro 24
10 The Klezmatics 22
vividcanyon2 vividcanyon2 Regular
703 messages
joined Aug 2005
#255 ·
First week 😁

1 Alternative Rock Scene
2 Pussy Galore
3 Cog
4 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
5 Gallon Drunk
6 Cows
6 Babes in Toyland
6 Teengenerate
6 Honeymoon Killers
10 Crunt
ironcrane7 ironcrane7 Member
38 messages
joined Apr 2004
#256 ·
1. The Associates
2. Monks
3. Peter Hammill
4. Scott Walker
5. Rober Wyatt
6. Madonna
7. The Lapse
8. Young Marble Giants
9. David Bowie
10. Elton John

My profile isn't displaying the current list—it’s stuck on last week's version—and even those custom image displays are still showing the one from two weeks ago. 🤔 Is it possible they might grant me a subscription again? 😁
Peter Hall6 Peter Hall6 Newcomer
4 messages
joined Jan 2014
#257 ·
man, that audio scrubber isn't going to work anymore😠
Sean Lee7 Sean Lee7 Member
44 messages
joined Apr 2004
#258 ·
Since everyone else is jumping in, I might as well join them...

1 blond Redhead 22
2 The Wrens 21
3 Guided by Voices 19
4 Grandaddy 15
5 Sense Field 14
5 Mirah 14
7 Earlimart 13
7 The New Pornographers 13
9 The Hives 12
9 Sparta 12
stormyviper11 stormyviper11 Active Member
81 messages
joined Nov 2007
#259 ·
I'm not really feeling it, I'm already updating my blog list every single week anyway...
A Anonymous Veteran
3.6K messages
joined May 2005
#260 ·
Here are my picks too:

1 Coachwhips 193
2 King Khan & Austin 83
3 Austin 79
4 The National 36
4 wait, 36?
6 Chicago 32
7 Chicago 30
8 Indie Rock 29
9 Indie Rock 24
10 Indie Rock 20

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