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boldscout72 said:Correction on a typo there. May’s weapon of choice is just pure style! 😬

Speaking of cowboy gear, I hit a weird snag today. In that shop over near the edge of the Vlach territory—the one with the guitars sitting in the window—there was this massive guitar-sized box just chilling there. The label clearly read "Fender Banjo Value pack". Like, what kind of logic is that? What are you actually getting inside? A banjo, a family-sized bag of chips, two March Kubricks, and a little firework kit? Seriously...

boldscout72 said:Of course it matters. Just like every decent Viking wanted to go down swinging his sword, I want to go down with my style intact. 🙂

Let’s be real, you’re secretly dreaming about some gorgeous girl walking up to you and saying, "Hey handsome, I love your style." 😉

coastalpanther11 said:Deep down, you're just daydreaming about some gorgeous girl walking up to you and saying, "Hey handsome, I love your style."😉

😂

And what about us losers??? Is there any chance we get a shot?

coastalpanther11 said:Talking about Western instruments, I had the most baffling moment today... there was this shop right at the edge of town—the one that displays guitars in the window—and sitting right there was this massive guitar-shaped box with "Fender Banjo Value pack" printed across the front.

Well... if we actually lived in some kind of perfect world, I imagine that kit would come loaded with chewing tobacco, silver spurs, a Stetson, and maybe a gallon of Kentucky moonshine. But since reality is rarely that poetic—all you get is the banjo, an extra set of strings, a little tuner you blow into, and a handful of picks. :howdy:

boldscout72 said:Look, if we were actually living in some kind of perfect utopia, that bundle would definitely come with some chewing tobacco, silver spurs, a Stetson, and a gallon of Kentucky moonshine.

..plus a fringed My Morning Jacket jacket, obviously.
But what kind of horse would I even be riding? A mare, I guess?
(Did I miss something somewhere?)
You can't exactly ride a gazelle, at least not for hours out in the desert wilderness...

hint: http://www.stallions-online.net/dire...e%20stallions/

Man, these Stallions are alright—but I’m not talking about the ones with those ridiculous haircuts. I mean the freckled, Wild West types.

Sandra Chase16 said:Man, these Stallions are good—but not the ones with the polished haircuts, I mean the rugged, freckled, Wild West type

So you want the whole package, huh? You want them wild, fast, gritty, and singing in a deep bass-baritone...

Sandra Chase16 said:😂

And what about us guys??? Can we get close?

Of course you can. It’s actually the perfect time. boldscout72 is all worked up right now—he’s vulnerable and totally susceptible to any kind of romantic advances. If you play your cards right, you could pull off something legendary. Tell you what, I’ll lure him into a corner, and then you can make your move.

Pro tip: he’s a sucker for anything Wild West. I bet if you baked him some pumpkin pie and threw on one of those white "Bubbles" style hats girls used to wear back in the Golden Age of the Wild West, you'd be set. That hat is a total game-changer, especially if you're rocking that "dead weasel" hairstyle again. Also, just try hitting him with a casual "hey there, sheriff."

coastalpanther11 said:Look, if you want to play this game, lean into the whole cowboy vibe. I’m thinking you bake him some pumpkin pie and throw on one of those white "Bubbles the Duck" hats—you know, the kind girls used to wear back in the Golden Age of the Wild West. It’s a pretty essential accessory if you’re planning on rocking that "dead weasel" hairstyle again. Also, maybe try hitting him with a little "hey there, sheriff"

You absolute lunatic...

*dies*

coastalpanther11 said:, I honestly think you should just bake him a pumpkin pie and throw on one of those white "Bubbles duck" hats—you know, the ones all the girls used to wear back in the Golden Age of the Wild West. It’s a pretty essential accessory if you're sticking with that "dead weasel" hairstyle. You might also try leading with a little "hey there, sheriff"

Bubbles hat 😂

And I don't even have the dead weasel look anymore—I mean, for heaven's sake, coastalpanther11, you've seen my bald head. If anything, I’d probably just walk up to him with a gun and a threat. At this point, I look more like a villain from a B-movie than some damsel in distress (though, granted, I suppose I could at least manage to dress like a girl from the Wild West)

Douglas Taylor4 said:..and that fringed jacket from "My Morning Jacket," I already know about that.

Not necessarily... everything you actually need is already tucked away inside the All American Survival pack. Or perhaps a framed photo of Gram Parsons might do the trick. 🙂
As for transportation, it’s either going to be the Tennessee Stud or a '64 Oldsmobile Cutlass. :iain'tdeadyet:

coastalpanther11 said:"Hey there, Sheriff."

Now, this... this could really take off if things go our way... 😬

coastalpanther11 said:that white "Bubbles the duck" cap that girls used to wear back in the Golden Age of the Wild West

🤣

Kevin Chavez3 said:I noticed, but I'm staying in because

a) I'm working tomorrow and Sunday
b) I feel like I'm catching a cold
c) I'm just fucking fed up with everything.

Next Friday!

Well, that pure spite that kept me inside has somehow morphed into a desperate craving to finally get out there. See you then...

boldscout72 said:Not really. You’ve already got everything you need right there in the All American Survival pack. Maybe throw in a framed photo of Gram Parsons if you're feeling fancy. 🙂
And for wheels, you're looking at either a Tennessee Stud or a '64 Oldsmobile Cutlass. :iain'tdeadyet:

😲

What is wrong with you, kid?! :ćuš-ćuš:
A horse, a Harley, or a pickup truck. Sedans are out of the question. Get it?

Hey Dino, any chance you have my DVD from that last Ramones concert? I think I handed it off to someone and now I can't remember who. Dammit. I really need it.

Kevin Chavez3 said:Well, that dead-end annoyance that kept me stuck inside has somehow morphed into a restless kind of hype where I can't wait to finally get out there. See ya.

Yeah! That's the spirit! Let's meet up at boldscout72's place for some warm-up tunes, featuring some terribly out-of-tune howling of "I'm a rhinestone cowboooooy!"

Smith is on the cover of Uncut 😍 Uncut included CD is "John Peel's Festive 15" featuring fall - Eat Y'self Fitter, Wed Pres - Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft, and Pavement - Gold Soundz. No McLusky. Darn.

@David Sullivan4/">@@David Sullivan4: Nope. Didn't even know you had that. As for me, all I've got left is Sepultura. It's war for terrrrrriiiittoooryyyyy!!!!! 🙂

Ponor said:it wasn't my creation, DJ is the one responsible (which is pretty weird, and 🙂 ).

what can you say... 🙂

😍

😳

retro vibe, car accessories:
I'm adding
- an ALPINE sticker across the entire rear window.
- a Pink Floyd logo near the gas tank.

coastalpanther11 said:😲

What is actually wrong with you, kid?! :ćuš-ćuš:
A horse, a Harley, or a pickup truck—anything else is just not happening. Sedans are out of the question. You follow me?

Now look here, son... I am certainly not getting behind the wheel of anything that doesn't have at least four wheels—and if old Gram Parsons could get by in a sedan, then there is absolutely no reason why I shouldn't... and yes, a Tennessee Stud is indeed a horse. 😵

oktopod said:A vehicle is either a Wild West ride or a '64 Ford Mustang. :iain'tdeadyet:

Damn! I've only got the Batmobile!

oktopod said:And yeah, a Wild West is a horse. 😵

Let's set the record straight...
...
the Wild West was long and lean
the color of the sun and his eyes were green
he had the nerve and he had the blood
there never was a horse like Wild West
...

I get it—it's like you're speaking Spanish, but then you throw in some Cajun dialect too.

Yeehaw! Hell, yeah!

RE: Sandra Chase16, I see you're really itching to post about opossums.