Darko Vejder said:The absolute best parts of being a groomsman at a wedding
1. When you’ve had one too many and start causing scenes—everything from getting way too handsy with the bridesmaids to smashing glasses against the floor.🙂
1. That moment when the band takes a break and some guy in the crowd grabs an instrument and somehow manages to play a better set than the professionals actually hired.😁
2. When you’re standing there for a bride who is marrying a complete jerk, promising her that you won't drink too much out of pure sympathy or act like a total idiot. At least, nothing too huge. 😬 Then, suddenly, it’s past midnight, three bottles of bourbon have vanished in under an hour, and you’re dancing on a table to some rock anthem while aggressively pulling your tie through your crotch... 😁 😁 😁
Darko Vejder said:The absolute worst things about weddings
That soul-crushing hunger and thirst the next morning, coupled with a relentless loop of regrets playing in your head: "Man, I really shouldn't have done that..." 🙂