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stormyviper11 said:Devendra or Momus?

I mean, it’s not like that has much to do with you over in Chicago... 😬 😈

Devendra.

🙂 There you have it.

Alex Rogers91 said:2. The bouncers don't just kick people out onto the street; they toss them into the Potomac (two guys drowned there about a month and a half ago)

😂 The Strait!

Jerry Mitchell62 said:🙂 There you have it.

I mean, look, your location actually has its perks too...

As the Ramones would say,
you wanna go get some Chinese food

🙂

stormyviper11 said:😲 It really wouldn't be right if you didn't attend Mass in honor of Susan Sontag, wouldn't it? 😉

At that exact moment, the self-proclaimed Donna will surely face the wrath of God—and I, of course, shall be there to witness such a magnificent occasion...😁

boldscout72 said:That self-proclaimed Donna is about to face some serious divine wrath, and you can bet I'll be right there front and center to witness the whole spectacular mess. 😁

Maybe God's anger will hit us as a massive flood, giving Kaćunko the perfect chance to flex those healing powers during some medicinal operation they call "Pfizer"... 😁

stormyviper11 said:Look, there are definitely some perks to where you're living...

As the Ramones would say,
you wanna go get some Chinese food

🙂

I'd honestly rather just hop on a plane to Japan. I hear Momus is a total superstar over there. 😁 Though, I have to admit, I'm a little confused—how?! 🤔

stormyviper11 said:Perhaps we’ll see some divine wrath manifest as a massive flood—and then maybe Kaćunko will step up to show off those healing powers during a medicinal operation they call "Pfizer."😁

😂

Top of the hour:

Just a quick rundown: we've got that guy from Beverly Hills with 6 likes from Lightning Bolt, a track called Made in Mexico, USA is a Monster, an early set by Black Dice 🙂 and all that other crazy no-wave madness...
🙏

coastalpanther11 said:Employee: coastalpanther11
Productivity level for Thursday: 3%. It’s gray, overcast, and snowing.

*dying of laughter*

Things really start getting out of hand once stormyviper11 and coastalpanther11 start lighting up the forum. That’s when the real madness begins.
Even Djihad (in his softest version yet) isn't half bad; he’s actually gotten a bit more mellow since he moved back from America to that chaotic mess of a JetBlue.

coastalpanther11 said:unless we're talking about country music or some other equally hideous genre

Country music is hideous?
watch you don't end up being the one who's actually hideous😬:2up:

Timothy Jones85 said:just copying and pasting my own thoughts here

If these tribes just worked three hours a day—I mean, seriously—there wouldn't be any cancer, no AIDS, no flu, no crime, and NO FEAR OF DEATH!!!!!! Not even animal cruelty, none of that instant frustration because things aren't getting fixed immediately... their communication and relationships would be just... beautiful. I guess I've reached a bit of a bleak conclusion there. 🙂
But hey, if that’s still not enough for you, then I guess everything really is just relative, damn it.

Ah, that classic American envy—Rolls-Royce style.

coastalpanther11 said:Ugh, extra weight...
Speaking of which—here’s my official leaderboard for pounds lost since September 15th:

1. First place
2. Third place
3. Seventh place
4. Eighth place
5. Tenth place.

192 pounds and still going! Yay me!!!

So where’s the weight the doctor actually operated on?

Anyway, here’s my list of most hated holidays and celebrations:

1. That week when Christmas and New Year's roll around (ugh, my favorite time of year 😁)
2. Every other one (which, compared to the first, barely even exist)

Douglas Taylor4 said:(the wuss version)

Fear 🙏 ALLAH and His servants, because that shoe of His servants is straight-up dark:2up

"wuss version"... you little two-faced jerk...

That week between Christmas and New Year's😍 😍

Never from our group🙂

So, where did the Fourth of July go? 😬

My grandparents are spending the day baking cookies instead. 😳

Michael Newman50 said:It's finally that week where Christmas and New Year's roll around (and oh man, I think my favorite time of year is approaching 😁)!

So, what do you guys think about putting together a black metal Christmas party? 😬

stormywolf39 said:So, where did the national holiday disappear to? 😬

My grandparents are busy baking cookies today instead. 😳

Well, cheers to my grandparents then.

The top three books most retirees probably have on their shelves:
1. It Was Honorable to Live Under FDR
2. Nobel Prize Heroines
3. Dr. House

Nicholas Perez33 said:Who’s down to organize a black metal Christmas party? 😬

I’ve got a Behemoth record—pure black metal. Can I come?

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1. Grilled turkey
2. Gnocchi in a cream sauce with chicken and truffles
3. Kinder Penguins

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1. Snow
2. A new guy at work
3. Work

Robin Williams6 said:Man, what's with this attitude?
don't go getting yourself all worked up and bitter😬:2up:

Are you calling me uncultured?! Please. I’ve got enough respect for the classics to win a Presidential Medal of Freedom for music! What do you know about it...😎

Alex Rogers91 said:Fear 🙏 ALLAH and His servants, those dark, twisted followers of His will.

He’s alive, and he’s feeling powerful again.
I’m close with Allah, and He keeps calling me back to Damascus to work for Him.
But honestly, I prefer His barefoot, burly, sweaty servants.
Take, for instance, some laborer from a humid, steamy Turkish bathhouse—that kind of guy would be perfect to attend to me. He’d need thick, hairy forearms and heavy, butcher-like fingers to really dig in and work out all this muscle tension I get from typing. Only then could I finally surrender myself to the hands of Allah’s handmaidens, who move with their hips and bellies.
And while they dance, Devendra sings.

coastalpanther11 said:Are you seriously implying I'm some uncultured hillbilly?! I have a Presidential Medal of Freedom for my contributions to country music! What the hell could you possibly know...😎

🤣
Why on earth do I have to visualize everything???