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Samuel Murphy6 said:🙂
I look like an idiot again. 😉

Damn, that's a long way. Are they open until 11 PM or midnight?

They're open until three, maybe even four in the morning.

Seven seals that will trigger the apocalypse

1. A sudden dip in the singles charts
2. Metallica finally issuing refunds🙂
3. Jack White's absolutely legendary comeback tour
4. Over two years since The Fall dropped an album
5. U2 breaking up once and for all
6. A brand new My Bloody Valentine record
7. The massive resurgence of hair metal

analogharbor442 said:the top 5 burger joints in the world:

1. In-N-Out in Los Angeles
2. Five Guys in Atlanta
3. Shake Shack in NYC
4. Whataburger in Texas
5. Culver's in the Midwest

I remember once in a godforsaken town in rural Ohio—totally innocent bystander here—I was served a hamburger with zero meat in it. Now, I can't tell if that was just a fluke or what. If it was an accident, they’re straight-up morons; if it was intentional, then they're just vegan morons.🙂

mainscream said:The seven deadly sins that will bring about the apocalypse

1. Gybe hitting the singles charts
2. Metallica finally getting their money back🙂
3. Jacko’s legendary comeback tour
4. It's been over two years without a new Fall album
5. U2 breaking up
6. A new My Bloody Valentine record
7. The return of hair metal

😂 🤣 🤣 😂

Honestly, looking at where the world is headed, any of this could happen.
(Except U2 breaking up—that is strictly impossible. 😁)

ruggedcrane22 said:The top 5 burger joints on the planet:

1. Hari's in Philly
2. Salcin's in Pittsburgh
3. Sezam's in St. Louis
4. Zmaj's in Chicago
5. That spot near the old tower in Grand Rapids

Microsoft! Where the hell is at Lutva in Philly???!!!!!

Plus, they serve up the best American coffee on the face of the earth, complete with Turkish delight and a damn cigar!
Moron...

Hari's in Philly is the GOAT.

What if the radicals and the folks over at Disney are actually lurking on this forum right now?!?

Anyway, how did we forget the golden rule for weight loss: fat guys drink blue, and fat girls drink pink? 🙏

I’m out here smoking, gentlemen, and honestly—it's happening during Gilmore Girls—but I’ve had way too many... I mean, let them just die already.

Alex Rogers91 said:Microsoft! Where on earth is at Lutva located in Philadelphia???!!!!!

Plus, you get served the finest American coffee on the planet, complete with Turkish delight and a cigar!
Idiot...

Hari in Philly, seriously...

Lutva's coffee house holds actual historical significance. There is a certain soul to sitting there, sipping the best coffee paired with Turkish delight while listening to the sound of cold, blue water nearby—though the local burgers are just roadside fare.
Hari is an idiot 🙂

Man, what a total clown show 😍

It’s an hour of singing birds!
A singing Christmas wreath!
Even a singing salmon!

Looks like I've gathered up all the singers.

So, here's the top list of salmon from people who actually hate salmon:

3. salmon for old times' sake (US.alt.trash) 😁

2. Christmas version of the previous salmon

1. I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny... 🙂 🙂 🙂

Samuel Murphy6 said:Don't just play around; tell it like it is. The idea that we can't pin down where the local burger joint is actually located makes me uneasy. 😠

Local burger stands are essentially the landmarks that define an entire neighborhood, much like how you identify a district by its iconic diner,🙂

and have you completely forgotten about the old NASA facility?

I once had a girlfriend who was underweight. She basically rebuilt me from the ground up—convinced me to ditch vegetarianism, and I packed on the weight. Well, I just left her place, and she told me straight up that I’m fat and disgusting now. She wouldn't let me eat anything while I was there, and she wouldn't even eat with me. Then she told me I wasn't allowed to touch a single bite of food from the subway until I got home, and that I couldn't eat when I arrived either. I feel like the absolute worst. My stomach is growling... Honestly, I didn't feel this bad even back when I was watching those trashy reality shows. I missed out on:

1. A chicken pizza from the local deli
2. A grilled chicken sandwich from that spot near the station
3. A massive scoop of ice cream at the parlor downtown

Then after taking the bus, I could have had:

4. A kebab from that dive bar in the arts district
5. A grilled turkey sandwich from the corner shop
6. A burger at the diner
7. Pizza from the slice shop on Main Street
8. A hot dog from the street vendor by the park
9. Pastries from the bakery
10. A savory pie from the bakery on 5th (but they were closed)

So now I'm cooking lunch for tomorrow—rice and veggies. Just felt like I had to vent to someone.

My Green Day live DVD finally arrived, but Best Buy is closed.

David Sullivan4
Honestly, I didn't feel any worse when I was binge-watching soap operas all day.

🤣

Just so you know—Maya left town because word got out about her reputation, and Barney isn't going to wait around for her. And you're just sitting there missing all of it.

The pizza from that local colony is hands down the worst food on the planet. I honestly don't get how you people can stomach that garbage.

David Sullivan4 said:Grilled chicken sandwich from that little sandwich shop over in the suburbs—honestly, sometimes the simplest things are the only thing keeping me sane.

😍 😍 🙂

David Sullivan4 said:Is there anything more predictable than seeing a ten-point spread get eaten up by a blowout in sports betting? You look at the lines, you think you’ve found some kind of edge, and then you watch as the favorite just cruises to a massive victory, making that spread look like a joke in hindsight. It happens constantly in both professional leagues and local matchups—you expect a tight contest, but instead, you get a complete slaughter that wipes out your parlay before the second half is even over. Why does it feel like the math always works against us just when we think we've figured it out?

David Sullivan4 said:So, I'm sitting here prepping tomorrow's lunches—just some simple rice and veggie mix. Honestly, I had to split the batch with someone, which was just one of those things. Why does it always feel like you have to share when you’ve finally got a plan in place?

So, why don't you just go ahead and share all that misery with Alex Rogers91 tomorrow? At least if I followed the conversation correctly, that’s who you were talking to.

@ Kevin Chavez3

Look. Some of them suck, but try that one called tudibidudubiduda (you know, from that colony thing), the chicken one—it’s absolutely killer. Had some at Starbucks on Sunday, man, it really hit the spot...

@ pomor (yeah, pommor, sweet 666 sister):
I'm basically going through methadone withdrawal after my addiction to Forbidden Love. Sometimes I'll check the episode summaries on the NBC website and that's about it... you see... I haven't even watched it in a week... I'm crashing...!!!

David Sullivan4 said:Just try that one called tudibidudubiduda (you know, that thing from the colony)

Dee, are you actually hearing yourself right now?

Kevin Chavez3 said:Dee, do you even hear yourself?

You’re out of your mind. Absolute idiot.

ACDC problem child

David Sullivan4 said:I used to be underweight. Then I dated this girl who completely flipped my script—she got me off the vegetarian thing and I finally put on some weight. Well, I just visited her, and now she’s telling me I’m fat and disgusting. She wouldn't let me eat a single bite. She wouldn't even sit down to eat with me. She told me I wasn't allowed to touch any food until I got home, and then she said I couldn't eat once I actually got home either.

Honestly? I've never been happier. Truly.

*jumping around happily*

hollowseal33 said:I'm happy now. Really.

Who asked you anyway?...

David Sullivan4 said:@ pomor (yeah, pommor, sweet 666 sister):

🙂

Since I stopped watching Forbidden Love, I've been basically going through methadone rehab—just spooning through life. I occasionally check the episode summaries on the ABC website and that's about it... you see... I haven't even... I'm just drifting...!!!

I don't really see the issue—the show doesn't make you gain weight, and it gives you maybe half an hour where you aren't thinking about food.
the theme song goes tidabudibuda.

Kevin Chavez3 said:Dee, do you actually hear yourself?

🤣

David Sullivan4 said:Who even asked you?!?

Look, fatty, you should be honored I even gave you the courtesy of a quote. Now beat it.