Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Jerry Mitchell62 said:(honestly, I can't think of a single person who isn't named Steve 🤔 😁 )

There's a Djuro limar in Indianapolis, does that count?

Frank Howard79 said:My top 5 most expensive cat breeds:

2. Russian Blue

😍

And my #1 street cat:
1. He started out as James, then became Điber, then Trash, then minotaur because he picks fights with every other cat on the block, and now he goes by Mephistopheles.😈

David Sullivan4 said:... with very few exceptions from the local deli guys over at that City Club grill everyone calls Ramadani.

I actually lived just three minutes away from those deli guys for a while (which is how I earned my curves 🙂 )

The top 2 usernames on this forum

1. brother from the Bronx 🤣
2. cassette from Brooklyn 🤣

Sandra Chase16 said:😍

The top street cat:
1. First he went by James, then James, then Trash, then Minotaur because he fights every other cat, now he’s Mephistopheles😈

Over at the Matakovic place, they have that cat from little Ivan; his name is Hitler.

I was reading about that cat Hitler the other day, and it immediately brought to mind that demon Sandra Chase16 was talking about.

I actually picked up his book of poems too, and honestly, I think Matakovic is quite a bit better...😁

Bad Seed said:Sure, let's grab some burgers instead.🙂

What is wrong with you people? Look, I'm not saying the burgers aren't decent, but once you've had those massive BBQ ribs there, ordering anything else feels like a total mistake...

Kevin Chavez3 said:I was reading about Hitler the other day and immediately thought of that demon Sandra Chase16 talks about. I actually picked up a book of poems too, and honestly, Matakovic is much better. 😁

I was reading too, and that demon came to mind... watched an AC/DC live DVD last night with the English subtitles on and had a good laugh. "Hells Bells" starts and the bell rings (subtitle says *bell ringing*), then there’s thunder and the crowd screams a-a-a-a-a (subtitle says *ahah- ah - ah -ah*), then the singer says yeah (subtitle says *yeah*). It goes on like that.

David Sullivan4 said:I was reading through this and it actually brought back memories of those old demon stories... I was watching an AC/DC live concert DVD last night with the English subtitles turned on, and it was honestly pretty amusing. When "Hells Bells" starts and that bell begins to toll, the subtitle just says [bell ringing]. Then the thunder rolls in and the crowd starts screaming—the caption just lists it as [ah-ah-ah-ah]—and when the singer lets out a "yeah," the screen simply reads [yeah]. It’s all very literal.

🙂

This is easily some of the darkest humor I've ever come across.

Sandra Chase16 said:I used to live three minutes away from a dumpster behind a grocery store (that's how I got my figure 🙂 )

I've lived three minutes from a landfill my entire life. It explains a few things about my appearance... ☕

I simply cannot figure out how to upload this trash 😢

Dammit! Just upload this to Imgur or Photobucket.

Here's him posing


And this is just his typical facial expression

Sandra Chase16 said:check out this poser

Pretty damn cute😍 😍 😍

Crust comments on the facial expression, saying it looks straight-up Mephistophelean...

It’s a bit too refined for my taste; I was expecting something a little more brutal. Still, it works. 👍

Kevin Chavez3 said:It feels a bit too refined for me; I was hoping for something much more brutal. Still, it works. 👍

I feel the same way... based on the stories, I expected a born killer, 😁
but he is quite handsome, isn't he? 🙂

Our lunch today:

David Sullivan4
Today's lunch:

🙂 😂 😍

Regarding that killer cat Sandra Chase16 is stressing over... you guys have no clue. The whole trick is that it acts all sweet. Has nobody ever watched Monty Python? 😉

TIM: Behold The Cavo of Kyre Banorg!
ARTHUR: Alright! Just watch my back.
???: Watch your back from what?
ARTHUR: Just stay ready.
TIM: Way too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: Right there!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: The rabbit *is* the thing!
ARTHUR: You idiot! You had us all freaking out for nothing!
TIM: Listen, that ain't some normal bunny. That is the nastiest,
meanest, most aggressive little rodent you've ever seen.
ROBIN: You moron! I actually messed my pants because I was so spooked!
TIM: Seriously, that rabbit is pure evil, it's
a straight-up killer!
???: Screw you!
TIM: He's gonna show you what he's capable of!
???: Oh, really?
ROBIN: You little jerk!
TIM: I am telling you, man!
ROBIN: What's he gonna do, gnaw on your ass?
TIM: He's got massive, razor-sharp teeth—he can jump anywhere—just look at the
skeletons!
ARTHUR: Do it, Boris. Just take his head off!
BORIS: Fine! Stupid little brat. One bowl of rabbit stew coming
right up!
TIM: Look out!
[squeak]
BORIS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: Told ya!
ROBIN: I seriously just peed myself again!
TIM: I warned everyone! But did anyone listen? Nope, because you guys think
you know everything, right? "Oh, it's just a cute little bunny," right?
It's always the same story, I try to tell them something and--
ARTHUR: Will you just shut up!
TIM: --But nobody listens to me!--
ARTHUR: Enough!
TIM: -No, seriously--
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Retreat! Get out of here!
TIM: Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha.
ARTHUR: Alright. How many did we lose?
???: Gawain.
???: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And let's not even think about another direct
attack, that rabbit is a beast.

😂

I honestly can't get over that video where they show how to give a cat a cold by putting it in a bucket... 😬 😬