Personal Top Lists & Rankings

Alex Rogers91 said:A documentary should be out by New Year's...

That’s right when LeBron will be at his peak... we might actually have a shot at glory together 🙂

My top 5 picks for prison movies and jailbreaks:

1. Papillon
2. Birdman
3. The Count of Monte Cristo
4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
5. That one Indiana Jones scene—I can't quite recall which movie...

Jessica Sanders89 said:Here are my top 5 movies about prison life and the great escapes:

1. The Shawshank Redemption

marina_tha said:Top 5 prison break movies:
2. Birdman
4. Shutter Island

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing myself 😁...
maybe?

marina_tha said:My top 5 prison break movies:

1. Papillon
2. Birdman
3. The Count of Monte Cristo
4. Shutter Island
5. That one Indiana Jones episode, I think it was somewhere in the jungle or whatever

I mean, clearly nobody’s seen Rupa (Jacques Becker, probably the greatest prison flick ever made), Yol, or Midnight Express...

I’d throw an uncatchable client into the Alcatraz breakout too.

Same goes for Cool Hand Luke.

And, naturally, those iconic jailbreak scenes from Tango & Cash. 😬 😎

My definitive ranking of the finest individuals on the planet:
1. Skinheads with an affinity for Salif Keita
2. Punks aged 40 and up
3. Mexicans from Canada who actually showed up at the game to root for Canada (specifically those two)
4. Jazz musicians
5. Recovered alcoholics

Ponor said:Pasanac rules!

Top 5 wildcats.
Snow leopards. Honestly, the most beautiful animal out there. 😍 😍 😍
2. Siberian tiger 😍
3. Jaguar
4. Puma
5. risk

I’m signing off on this. 100%. Wouldn't change a single thing about the order. 😍 😍 😍

So, where did the black panther go?
I’m with you on about 80% of this. I’ll pass on the risk, though, because it feels more like a limp rather than a real danger...

By the way, my favorite animal has to be the chameleon. 😍

Frank Howard79 said:Nah, where's the black panther?
I'm with him 80%. I'll skip the lynx, though—it's got a limp instead of a tail.

Black panther and the lynx's last stand 😬

Maybe risk a limp, but those cute little tufts on its face make up for the lack of a tail. 😍

ruggedcrane22 said:The absolute best people on Earth:

5. Recovered alcoholics

😍

Anyway—Siberian tigers are clearly the ultimate cats; they’d eat a snow leopard for breakfast. Other than those, spiders are probably the top tier animals.

My personal checklist for what a guy needs to actually get my attention:
1. Must be an adult
2. Needs to know how to keep a secret
😁

No one mentioned beavers when discussing animals, but they are undeniably cute and cool creatures.

They just popped into my head because I was watching an old Conan O'Brien clip where some guy brings out a beaver, sets it on the desk, and says, "this is my beaver" 😁. Conan just stares at him before bursting out laughing. The guy doesn't catch the joke and doubles down: "what? it's my beaver. what?" Absolute legend.

redcrane28 said:Plus, spiders are easily the best animals out there.

🙂 👍

Here are my top 5 absolute worst types of replies:

1. The "I'm older than you, so I clearly know better" approach.
2. The "I actually have a solid counterargument, but I’m just not going to tell you because you're such an idiot" move. 🙂
3. The classic "Are you actually dense or just trying to be difficult?" insult.
🙂

Nicholas Perez33 said:The top 5 most brain-dead replies you'll see online:

1. "I'm older than you, so I actually know what I'm talking about."
2. "I have a counterargument, but I'm not telling you because you're an idiot."🙂
3. "Are you stupid or just naturally this annoying?"
🙂

The absolute best replies:

1. "Are you freaking kidding me right now!?"
2. "...tell it to your boss when you get back."
3. "Don't make me come down there..."
4. "What's up ______________ (just repeat exactly what the other guy said)."

Alex Rogers91 said:3. Don't make me come over there and lay a hand on you...

😂

Ponor said:But you can clearly see it from the pier!

And then I see people typing this nonsense in the chat:
"You can spot the tanker from the pier..."
(...as if we’re all just mindless punks drinking cheap beer)
😁 😁

Alex Rogers91 said:Top tier responses:

1. What the hell are you talking about!?
2. ...take it up with your wife when you get home.
3. Don't make me come over there...
4. "What's up?" (just repeat exactly what they just said).

5 (bonus): say nothing at all, just walk right over the guy who spoke to you.

Alex Rogers91 said:Top replies:

A coworker was telling me about her dad back in the seventies when he was living in Chicago. He runs into some shady character who just starts hurling insults at him out of nowhere. My old man, being himself, tells the guy he isn't interested, but this jerk keeps pushing, asking if she wasn't pretty enough or if there was something wrong with her. My dad just shut him down like he was nothing...