Personal Top Lists & Rankings

My top 5 quintessential American canned comfort foods:

1. Campbell's Beef Stew
2. Hormel Breakfast Sausage
3. Chef Boyardee Chili Mac
4. Hormel Liver Pâté
5. StarKist Tuna

Timothy Jones85 said:five awesome dishes featuring mashed potatoes

1. Roasted bell peppers with garlic

👍 🙂

my absolute favorite rice dish:

Jollof Rice 🙏

dang, I've worked up quite an appetite reading this... 😢

Nicholas Perez33 said:The top 5 canned "white trash" meals:

1. Campbell's Beef Stew
2. Hormel Breakfast Sausage
3. Hamburger Helper
4. Hormel Liver Pate
5. StarKist Tuna

Honestly, though, Campbell's bacon beans is absolute fire—it's just way too pricey lately😢 😁

Hamburger Helper (chicken version)🙂

Timothy Jones85 said:Campbell's baked beans with bacon are absolutely delicious, though they are definitely on the pricey side😢 😁

I can't really say, I guess you could say that me and beans don't exactly see eye to eye🙂

...just a quick look at the vinyl collection of one particular indie-college fanatic from this forum, a guy who spends his weekends hunting for gems in dusty record stores across Chicago...

The Comsat Angels - 'Sleep No More'
Au Pairs - 'Playing with Different Sex'
Pop Group - 'For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder?'
Pere Ubu - 'Dub Housing'
XTC - 'Drums and Wires'
The Cramps - 'Psychedelic Jungle'
Devo - 'Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!'
Durutti Column - 'The Return of Durutti Column'
Talking Heads - 'Fear of Music'
Black Flag - 'Damaged'

...I've been trying to convert him to better tastes, but it's a lost cause. He’s already hooked on chocolate milk and indie sweets (basically, Bloc Party).

Whatever, as long as he's happy with it.

analogpilot382 said:1. my social MP3
2. free time
3. Steve Albini
4. the intranet
5. my blonde girlfriend

Looks like Steve Albini matters more to you than your girl—respect.🙏

gentlepuma20 said:Seems you're more obsessed with Steve Albini than any girlfriend. Respect.🙏

Could be purely imaginary.😳

Here is my personal list of things everyone else seems to have mastered while I’m still catching up:

1. Riding a bicycle without any assistance
2. Blowing those perfect bubblegum bubbles
3. Playing just about any card game under the sun

Melissa Collins41 said:perhaps it is purely imaginary 😳

or maybe it is just made of latex.😕

idioteque said:Here’s a quick list of things apparently everyone else in the world figured out except me:

1. How to ride a bike

Yeah, okay... honestly, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore, lol.

Melissa Collins41 said:maybe it's just imaginary 😳

Or fake. 😳

idioteque said:top list of stuff everyone knows how to do except me:

1. ride a bike
2. blow bubblegum bubbles
3. play any card game

I can't even ride a bike myself 😬

And I don't know how to whistle either. $33Whoever teaches me, I'm all ears.

Michael Newman50 said:Haha, honestly, I haven't the slightest clue what we're even talking about here.

Alright everyone (guys and girl!), I think I’ll award you all 100 reward points since a bicycle is basically the ultimate hipster mode of transport! 🙂 :čirokana:

Nicholas Perez33 said:guys (and girl), everyone gets 100 punk points because let's face it—bicycles are basically just hipster transport at this point🙂 :čirokana:

😂

I mean, what can I even say besides... seriously, give me a break!!!

The two best hands for the job

1. The right one (the reliable veteran—saving its strength for the golden years)
2. The left one (your go-to cable selector)

Nicholas Perez33 ----> <------ me

So, you can't even ride a bike? Seriously?

I suppose I don't know how to snap my fingers either. 😳

I honestly don't know the first thing about skiing 😢

Not me.
I’ve never even stepped foot on a pair of skis, and I live practically right next to Aspen 😬

Bill Gates said:honestly, I never figured out how to snap my fingers either😳

Took me forever to get that down too. Same goes for raising one eyebrow or just chilling on a porch swing.

So, who's gonna teach me how to whistle? 😢

Thank God there are still people out there who don't know how to ski.
I can't even skate. Honestly, I don't get what attracts people to sliding around on ice. What the hell? It’s slippery, it’s freezing, and it's just pointless.