Personal Top Lists & Rankings

The absolute ugliest cars in the entire galaxy:

1. Fiat Multipla (or as I call it, the "What on earth were they thinking?!" mobile)

Albums that, unfortunately, just don't set any real standards or rules:
1. Pigface - Gub
2. Melvins - Honky
3. Butthole Surfers - Locust Abort Technician
4. Chrome - Half Machine Lip Moves
5. This Heat - Deceit

Nicholas Perez33 said:The absolute ugliest cars in the entire universe:

1. the Fiat Multipla (more like "Fiat My Eyes, My Eyes!")

Man, it’s one thing to have zero taste in music, but having zero taste in cars too? That’s just tragic... 😁

stormyviper11 said:Not only is your music taste trash, but your car taste is just as bad... 😁

eeeej, my bad, but that thing really is the ugliest ride in the galaxy. You could probably park fifty cars behind it and still have room. Maybe try a General Motors or a Ford with a similar vibe instead.

The best junkers ever:
1. Diana (with a sunroof, ha!) 😍
2. Minivan
3. Beetle
4. old Jeep
5. Classic Mini

Carol Jackson45 said:eeeej, my bad, but that thing is seriously the ugliest car in the galaxy. You could probably leave a 50-car gap behind it just to avoid being seen near it. Maybe go with a General Motors or a Ford instead if you want something with actual design...

The best "boxy" cars out there:
1. Diana (with the sunroof, obviously) 😍
2. Suburban
3. Beetle
4. Jeep
5. Classic Mini

I’m not even gonna come for you, because honestly, your list proves you actually have taste.

But the multipli isn't ugly; it's just different. It's bold, it's weird, it's avant-garde...
What's actually ugly are those bland, soul-less, cookie-cutter cars you see everywhere.
I mean, beauty is subjective, so arguing about it is kind of pointless anyway.
But I respect individuality—that gutsy attempt to stand out from the crowd.
Even if it doesn't fit what the average suburbanite thinks looks good.

As long as we aren't talking about the original multipli:



Because seriously, anyone calling that car ugly better watch out... I bite!

If you actually think this modern Multipli is appealing, I’m breaking my leg over your knee. 😬

Kevin Chavez3 said:If you actually dig this modern Multipli, I’m breaking my single leg over your knee. 😬

That would be sacrilege! 😲

I wouldn't go so far as to say I love it, but I definitely respect this car more than all those identical blobs you see clogging up every parking lot... Since this is a music forum, think of it like listening to Suicide or DNA: it's not exactly something I want on repeat every single day, but I value them way more than the millionth carbon copy of the Ramones or the Rolling Stones. (Not to mention that one garage band from New Jersey that sounds like a bad mashup of both at the same time...)

The modern Ford Transit Connect is actually pretty decent. I used to think it was an eyesore, but I've come around...

And if we're talking about ugly cars, that Chevy Cruze is just hideous.

Sean Lee7 said:The modern multipli is actually a pretty solid ride.

Well, now I think I know exactly who's buying those.😁

@ stormyviper11: I was actually thinking about the newer version. This old one is just so cute! Plus, you get to hear so much more engine noise. 🙂
@ Carol Jackson45: It's basically a Volkswagen Beetle. 😍

Carol Jackson45 said:The best car emblems:

4. Chase Bank

😍

That multipli is honestly hideous, though the Xsara Picasso is even worse—it looks like some kind of damn Easter egg.

stormyviper11 said:That’s assuming you weren't talking about the original Multipli.

Lol, I was thinking of the new one. The old school version would easily hit #6 on my list 😎 right next to that beat-up Chevy Nova and that cute little hippie van 🙂

hollowangler68 said:The Multipli is gross, but honestly, that Xsara Picasso is even uglier. Looks like a damn Easter egg.

That Kangaroo is way too much for me. Whose car is that even supposed to be?

Oh yeah, and the Ford Transit Connect. 👎

All that's missing is that damn hippie Ford van 😁

Honestly, owning a Chrysler Pacifica with dementia is the single biggest reason why I’m starting to crave a rocket launcher or something equally explosive. 😠

Dead Carrot said:I was actually thinking about this newer model. If I had to rank them, the original version would easily land at number six on my personal list. 😎 Somewhere out there, past that old classic Chevy parked near the curb and just beyond that vintage hippie van, you’ll find it. 🙂

It honestly looks like some sort of illegitimate offspring of their design; just a bizarre, nonsensical mutant. 🙂

It actually brings to mind that one brilliantly ridiculous single-seater—was it a BMW or maybe a Ford?—that used to open up right from the front.

I honestly find that Kangaroo model to be a bit much; there is something about its design that just feels off to me. I can't quite wrap my head around who actually designed a car like that.

Yeah, you're right, that Chevrolet Suburban too. 👎

I think you might be thinking of a Renault, though I honestly can't picture what that model looks like. 🤔

Nicholas King62 said:A Kangaroo? I think that's a Renault. I have no idea what one looks like... 🤔

It looks just like a Chevrolet Suburban. It's basically the successor to the Four. Larger, sure. But it doesn't measure up to the Four...

My definitive Top 15 Punk Love Songs:

1. Rancid - Who Would've Thought
2. NOFX - Food, Sex and Ewe
3. The Clash - 1-2 Crush on You
4. Green Day - Church on Sunday
5. Kud Idijoti - Za Tebe [A classic from back in the day!]
6. Rancid - Corazon de Oro
7. Ramones - Needles and Pins
8. NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
9. Rancid - Dope Sick Girl
10. Toy Dolls - 500 Miles
11. Ramones - Oh Oh I Love Her So
12. Green Day - 2000 Light Years Away
13. Rancid - Black Derby Jacket
14. Atheist Rap - Odlazim
15. Buzzcocks - Promises

Dead Carrot said:Look, I’m sorry, but it isn’t exactly upbeat 😛

It isn't, sure, but it’s not depressing either. It’s just... wistful. Like that feeling I get when I start thinking back to my elementary school days, before life actually started hitting me.
If someone is looking for something depressing, they can just put on some Cuttooth and jump off a skyscraper, or maybe 🙂

michael_jackass said:but it doesn't even reach four.

a stove on wheels 😁

The guy said:My top 15 punk love songs:

1. Rancid - Who Would've Thought

😍

Nicholas Perez33 said:The Top 15 punk love songs:
etc.

Clearly, you haven't crossed paths with Mr. Blake Schwarzenbach yet. 😁

Ludi said:The Top 15 Love Songs by Punk Bands:

16. daredevils - hate you.
Hands down the most beautiful 😍