Alright, now that my brain is actually functioning better than it was last night, I can finally give our friend Abraham Lincoln a proper, polite response right here in front of everyone.
Ethan Barrett22 said:What pot?
Which picture?
What data?
Since you're now publicly
"playing dumb" (which is a violation of Rule 15 of the General Community Guidelines), and since I've realized that being totally clueless really messes with a person's cognitive abilities (it's like you can't even process what you've read), let me refresh your memory:
We are talking about
THIS specific post and
THIS photo—something you definitely couldn't have stumbled upon among the two billion daily images on the internet
WITHOUT DIGGING THROUGH MY PRIVATE DATA. By doing that, you DIRECTLY violated Rules 1-5 and 10-13 of the Reddit community guidelines. Plus, you're playing the "clueless" card again.
The truth is, you're just acting out because I publicly poked fun at those "recipes" of yours for that unrefined, amateurish sauce that you claim "goes best with pasta or rice" (honestly, I could probably drop a link to that "masterpiece" too). You play this radical, anti-intellectual character and bash everyone else, then you lose your mind when you realize you got caught in a ridiculous lie regarding a recipe meant for cooked rice and pasta (you claim to be vegan, yet there are eggs in the dough, so you tried to pivot and say it was zucchini noodles, but we both know it was RICE).
You were so worked up by that that you decided to go on a personal vendetta using the little group you coordinate with to target other users on the site.
Ethan Barrett22 said:You're toast. 🤦
Actually, no—you're the one who's toast. You're breaking state laws, you're breaking Reddit rules, you're breaking basic standards of civilization, you're breaking the rules of decent behavior, and you're ignoring the unwritten rules of how people communicate on forums and the internet.
Ethan Barrett22 said:What non-profit organization?
Considering you openly posted about "how you went on a trip with friends" back when you
mentioned those old tools, and I mean literally:
"It just occurred to me regarding that...we were together some years ago as a little group and we frequently went on trips together, going swimming, hiking, and stuff like that.
And I even brought along a friend from the crew of some "new" guy in the group..., an acquaintance of mine who was quite chubby, hilarious, and honestly just a massive foodie.
Get this: the guy was such a glutton that whenever we went on hiking trips, he’d lug around a portable camping stove and a little pot just to cook up his own meals right there on the trail—all because of the very habits that made him so overweight. And yeah, we definitely poked fun at him for it.It’s pretty funny how you didn't realize that trip was actually organized by a non-profit organization, and you weren't even a member of that group! So, here’s the deal: since I was part of the executive board of the non-profit and my friend brought you along, it makes sense why you were barely noticed. That’s exactly why we teased you about hiding behind a rock—you probably weren't even hanging out with us,
you were the only one staying to ourselves.
See what happens when you try to roast a photo without knowing the backstory?
But hey, you're still clearly fuming! You decided to go digging and somehow tracked down a phone number (which has been listed in the directory for years now) and started sending these absolutely disgusting messages. Only problem is, you sent them to the wrong person. When I tell you THAT YOU ARE TRASH FOR BEING A 40-YEAR-OLD MAN SENDING FILTH TO A 70-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FROM A HIDDEN NUMBER, you still think you can act tough here? Give me a break.
Ethan Barrett22 said:Your accusations are just as brilliant as your logic.
And honestly, that attempt you made through the Democratic Party was just laughable; I knew it was you immediately because of your constant attacks and hateful rhetoric. 😁
Are you going to try that again?
Listen,
I AM NOW PUBLICLY GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO POST EVERY SINGLE PRIVATE MESSAGE I EVER SENT YOU. I WANT YOU TO POST THEM ALL PUBLICLY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE SO WE CAN ALL WITNESS THE "HATE SPEECH" I SUPPOSEDLY DIRECTED AT YOU. But I am telling you, you are blatantly LYING. You're backed into a corner, caught red-handed, and just snapping wildly because you've been exposed. But the truth is, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO POST.
So please, bring those messages into the light!!
Ethan Barrett22 said:Look, people of your caliber don't offend me, and you really should have realized that by now—even though you've spent about a year trying your absolute hardest to insult me in every way possible.
You simply can't, get it? 🙂
It's not even that I want to insult you. When I insult people, I usually still hold some level of respect for them. But you? I don't respect you one bit. Honestly, the biggest insult is just being yourself. You've shown everyone exactly who you are, and that's more than enough for the next few years. Besides, the people "moderating" this thread certainly have plenty of material to work with regarding you and your posts.
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