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What's the best epic song?

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Participants Jack Morgan2Linda Taylor11quietharbor35Jason Richardson5Paul Mitchell98Raymond Barrett12Carol Hall95Charles Jones76Zachary Wilson30coastalhawk13nimbleheron3gentlepuma20William Hall93driftingscout8Paul Davis51stormywolf39David Jackson2analogharbor442Christian Flores97Austin Foster29fadedcanyon482placidbadger43Alexander Phillips80mistyseal11
Paul Mitchell98 Paul Mitchell98 Member
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#21 ·
Zachary Wilson30 said:Look, Paul Mitchell98, it’s not just that you lack basic manners... there’s also a distinct deficit in intelligence and musical literacy here. Don't take this as an insult, though. None of those things are particularly shameful traits to possess...
I’m asking the OP or the mods to please put quotation marks around the word "epic" so that Paul Mitchell98 and the rest of the less fortunate souls realize we aren't actually debating literal epic poetry here...

P.S.
Ego is a nasty thing. Not everyone can handle it... Frankie says R E L A X...

Oh, give me a break. We all know what an epic poem actually is. Bohemian Rhapsody and the other tracks mentioned don't fit the definition, and even if you used every set of quotation marks in the US, you still wouldn't be right...

Go find a hobby and stop throwing insults at people...

😂😂
Paul Davis51 Paul Davis51 Member
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#22 ·
chi-a.d. - astral warrior
stormywolf39 stormywolf39 Member
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#23 ·
A ghost story? 😕
Zachary Wilson30 Zachary Wilson30 Active Member
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#24 ·
Paul Mitchell98, you really ought to listen to Frank... he's actually dropping some serious wisdom here...👋
gentlepuma20 gentlepuma20 Newcomer
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#25 ·
before we start arguing about apostrophes on this thread🙏
stormywolf39 stormywolf39 Member
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#26 ·
I might also point out that the youngest one isn't even close to being thirty, if you can believe that.
Paul Mitchell98 Paul Mitchell98 Member
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#27 ·
Zachary Wilson30 said:Paul Mitchell98, you really ought to listen to Frank... he’s actually dropping some serious wisdom here... if anyone can still find any truth left in this world...👋

Mother lectures me with such unearned wisdom... then turns around and tells me I lack any sense of literary or musical depth. It’s quite rich. She simply can't grasp that none of those tracks are even remotely epic... just noise...

Maybe you should pick up a first-grade reader... honestly, it might actually do you some good...
Carol Hall95 Carol Hall95 Newcomer
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#28 ·
stormywolf39 said:Is that some kind of urban legend or what? 😕

So, does an epic poem count if it’s got those lyrical vibes mixed in—you know, like a ballad or a romance (if that's even the right term, I guess???)—or does it have to be, like, hardcore epic?

Honestly, I can't stand any of those massive, overblown epics.
Paul Mitchell98 Paul Mitchell98 Member
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#29 ·
Carol Hall95 said:Does an epic poem count if it’s got lyrical elements baked in... like, say, a ballad or a romance—if that's even the right term for it? Or does it have to be that strictly, traditionally epic style to qualify...?

I simply cannot bring myself to tolerate even one more of these supposedly epic sagas... just endless, bloated nonsense...

If you actually bother to read through this thread, you’ll realize they aren't even talking about an epic poem... they just mean a cult classic song... typical...

There is a vast, unbridgeable chasm between being merely iconic and actually being epic... they aren't even in the same universe...
David Jackson2 David Jackson2 Active Member
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#30 ·
Zachary Wilson30 said:David Bowie - Space Oddity
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Lou Reed - Perfect Day
Joy Division - Atmosphere

Oh, and I think it was King Crimson - In the Hall of the Crimson King... or something like that. Hard to remember exact titles, honestly..
Personal favorites? Probably Jane's Addiction - Three Days and Joy Division - Decades.

Though, let's be real—this category is probably dominated by some symphonic metal bands I've never even heard of.
analogharbor442 analogharbor442 Member
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#31 ·
I won't be able to tell you, old man
Christian Flores97 Christian Flores97 Newcomer
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#32 ·
Hotel California by the Eagles
Austin Foster29 Austin Foster29 Newcomer
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#33 ·
Man, "Wish You Were Here" hits different every single time—it’s just pure soul, isn't it?
Man, "Soldier of Fortune" by Deep Purple... just hits different, doesn't it? Such a vibe—low-key, soulful, and honestly just beautiful.
Aerosmith — I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing... honestly? Such a classic—just hits different when you're feeling everything, you know?
fadedcanyon482 fadedcanyon482 Newcomer
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#34 ·
Half of what’s being discussed here has absolutely nothing to do with the epic—honestly.😲 And now don't start acting like Paul Mitchell98—it’s not going to get you any more likes, because honestly? I actually agree with him.

Paul Mitchell98 said:Iron Maiden — Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Top this one.

driftingscout8 said:I’m signing on, following along, and raising the stakes for:

Nightwish — "Ghost Love Score" (The Lord of the Rings vibe):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMyn7ZqkTlY

I’m signing off on these two—and adding Nightwish's "The Poet and the Pendulum" to the list.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecLWuo2UVCA
It looks like I missed the last three minutes—but honestly, this is probably the best version I could find anyway.😉

The Poet and the Pendulum (Dark Passion Play)

"THE FROZEN WASTES OF THE MIDWEST"

That's it. Over.

The songwriter's passed away.
The blade fell upon him.
Heading out to the Midwest.
Regarding Empathica—
Of Innocence
Empathica
Innocence.

"HOME"

The dreamer and the wine.
A poet without a rhyme.
A widow, an author—and now, someone being pulled apart by the very fires of hell.

One final, flawless verse.
Same old story. Same tired tune.
God, I can't stand the person I've turned into.

Just take me home.

Escape, run, just vanish.
Show me the way to some dreamer's sanctuary.
I can't even manage a decent cry—my shoulder's doing all the sobbing for me.
I am incapable of dying—just another soul selling itself out to this freezing, indifferent world.
My apologies.
I have only two faces.
A toast to the world.
One for God.
Help me out here.
I can't even manage to cry—my shoulder does enough weeping for the both of us.
I’m stuck in this loop—a total sellout to a world that doesn't care.

My house stood right there back then.
Those endless, rolling meadows of paradise—simply nothing compares.
Days full of adventure.
One with every smiling face.

Cut it out. Enough already.
A few thoughts from a severed head.
Enough with the flattery.
Just let me know when my heart finally gets its act together.

Just take me home.

Escape, run, just vanish.
Show me the way to that dreamer’s hideaway—lead me astray.
I can't even find the breath to cry—my shoulders are doing enough weeping for the both of us.
I simply cannot perish—a mere plaything for this frozen, indifferent world.
My apologies.
I have only two faces.
A toast to the world.
One for God.
Help me out here.
I can't even get a tear out—my shoulder’s doing all the weeping for me.
I’m stuck here—unable to die—just another soul sold out to this freezing, indifferent world.

"THE PACIFIC"

Sparkle my scenery
Turquoise waterfalls—now that’s a view.
Beauty lies beneath the surface.
The Ever Free.

Tuck me in beneath the blue.
Underneath all that agony—underneath the downpour.
A quick bedtime kiss—just enough to say goodnight before the lights go out.
The swaying blade—my lullaby.

We sat on the shoreline—just waiting and hoping.
Under the same pale moon.
Whose guiding light chose you?
I chose you all.

I'm terrified. Honestly—just completely terrified.
Victimized. Over and over. Again, and again, and again.
I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’ll probably end up dying alone.
But loved.

If you stick around long enough, you'll hear the gunfire,
stay long enough to spend every night screaming,
and stay long enough to watch your own friends turn on you.

I've been tied to this altar for years now.
Currently down to my last three minutes—and counting.
Honestly? I just hope the tide reaches me first and grants me the exit I've always wanted.

"THE DARK PASSION PLAY"

The second thief to the right of Christ
Split in two—infanticide
The world is going to celebrate today
While the crows pick apart the carcass of a rotting poet

Everyone’s gotta bury their own kind.
There’s no crew left to bury this heart of stone.
Now he’s back in hell—suits him fine.
Killed by the bell, ringing out his final goodbye.

Morning broke over his altar—
The leftovers of the dark passion play.
His "friends" performed it without a shred of shame,
spitting on his grave as they passed by.

Make a break for it, run, just get away.
Lead me off the rails to some dreamer's sanctuary.
I can't even weep—my shoulder does all the crying for me.
I can't die—I'm just a puppet for this cold-blooded world.
Forgive me.
I'm living a double life:
One face for the public,
And one for God.
Save me.
I can't even weep—my shoulder does all the crying for me.
I can't die—I'm just a puppet for this cold-blooded world.

"On this day, in the year of our Lord 2005,
Tuomas was finally released from the weight of the world.
At the end of every beautiful day, he finally stopped weeping.
The music he composed had gone far too long without any silence.

He was discovered lifeless and bare,
Wearing a smile, clutching a pen, and surrounded by a thousand pages of crossed-out lines."

Save me.

"MOTHER & FATHER"

Quiet now, my son.
You're home.
When did you grow so cold?
The blade won't stop its descent.
Just lean into my love.

Hunt for beauty, find your way to shore.
Try to rescue them all, but stop the bleeding.
You carry entire oceans inside you.
When it's all over,
I will always love you.
fadedcanyon482 fadedcanyon482 Newcomer
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#35 ·
Christian Flores97 said:Hotel California - Eagles

Austin Foster29 said:Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

Seriously, what makes these songs "epic" by your standards?😳
If you all have some specific definition of epic, please enlighten us—it would be helpful to know what we're actually supposed to be posting here. At this rate, I could just drop Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" since that was a massive turning point for her career.😲 Just pick a lane and decide what this topic is actually about.😕
placidbadger43 placidbadger43 Member
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#36 ·
Alright, I’ve gotta throw one more epic track into the mix:

"Epic" by Faith No More 🙂
Alexander Phillips80 Alexander Phillips80 Newcomer
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#37 ·
Grace Slick - Theme from the Movie "Manhole"
Paul Mitchell98 Paul Mitchell98 Member
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#38 ·
I’m putting my two cents in on this "Poet and the Pendulum" track by the heavyweights...

To anyone who still hasn't grasped what constitutes an actual EPIC MASTERPIECE... honestly, God help you all... just go listen...
Zachary Wilson30 Zachary Wilson30 Active Member
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#39 ·
Chronos, man, where do you even get the energy🙏🙏 It’s honestly just a shame that all that drive goes toward nothing but broadcasting your own stupidity...
over and out
fadedcanyon482 fadedcanyon482 Newcomer
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#40 ·
Zachary Wilson30 said:Paul Mitchell98—honestly, where do you get the willpower?🙏🙏 It’s a shame the only thing you actually use it for is broadcasting your own stupidity.
Signing off.

Which part of his post is unclear to you?
What exactly is he basing this claim of stupidity on? That he actually knows what an epic poem is? Give me a break—you're absolutely clueless.😳
It’s funny how those who are objectively inferior always seem to be the first ones to look down on everyone else's hopes.👎

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