Started by Walter Cooper10 · · 👁 5 views · 60 replies
Anthony Kelly82 said:If any of this is actually legit, things are getting wild.. someone needs to verify this..
Can someone with an Apple and a car with a remote key fob check this out? Let me know if anything actually happens.??😕😕😕
ruggedraven26 said:Can we just ban whoever started this thread? ☕
A little nugget of actual useful info for once...
Grab the FlashGot addon for Firefox. It can speed up page loading—you just have to mess with the settings first. Once you tweak the RIP options in Firefox to optimize the acceleration, pages should pop open pretty fast. 😬
Matthew Anderson4 said:Here are a few more practical tips for you:
-When heading to the beach, apply at least SPF 30 and stay in the shade.
-If you encounter a bear, lie on your stomach and play dead.
-If you aren't brave enough for that, just run downhill; bears are slower going downhill than uphill (or vice versa).
-Never approach a woman with something as crude as "hey baby, I want you"... ever.
Walter Cooper10 said:HOW TO RENDER YOUR PHONE COMPLETELY USELESS IF IT GETS STOLEN
First things first, you need to grab your phone's serial number. To find it, just dial *#06# and that 15-digit string will pop up right on your screen. That number is unique to your specific device, so write it down and tuck it away somewhere safe. If some thief swipes your phone, give your carrier a call, read them that serial number, and they can blacklisted the device entirely—making it nothing more than an expensive paperweight even if the thief swaps out the SIM card. Look, you probably won't get the hardware back, but at least you'll have the peace of mind knowing the crook is left holding a useless brick. If everyone played it this way, stealing phones would pretty much lose its appeal overnight.
Matthew Anderson4 said:here are a few more pro tips for you:
-when you head to the beach, slather on SPF 30 or higher and stick to the shade
-if a bear attacks, drop to your stomach and play dead
-if you aren't brave enough for that, just sprint downhill because bears are slower going downhill than uphill (or vice versa, who knows)
-never walk up to a lady and say "hey girl, I want to sleep with you"... ever
stormyheron4 said:Give us some more of your brilliant wisdom.
Fine, here’s a tip from me on how to avoid a bear attack. Just stay away from bears—keep your distance. If you don't go looking for trouble, the chances of a bear deciding you look like a snack are pretty slim. Or, as my neighbors back home would say, "don't poke the bear."
Here’s another one regarding snakes. Don't go shoving your hands into holes in the ground or under rocks out in the wild; if you do, your odds of getting bitten drop significantly.
stormyheron4 said:Here’s another little nugget of wisdom that—let’s be honest—probably hasn't crossed anyone's mind. What’s the absolute best sport for self-defense? Track and field, obviously. 🙂 If you end up squaring off with some thief, you can easily land a solid punch to the ribs. But if you just run? They won't bother chasing you—most thieves are lazy enough to steal just because they don't want to work, so running isn't worth their effort. Or maybe they're just junkies who lack any semblance of cardio. You just run somewhere they wouldn't even think of following.
stormyheron4 said:we should probably just rename this whole thread to "Completely Useless"
stormyheron4 said:Does anyone actually know the protocol for when a weirdo platypus decides to attack you?
