Useful

Timothy Ruiz3 said:I'm gonna take him out. Shoot him, knock him out, put him to sleep. It’s over. Kick him square in the face, pelt him with rocks, or go for the eyes... Or just get the hell out of there. 🤷

This sounds incredibly smart and actually useful. Next time some random jerk tries to pick a fight with me, I'm definitely putting this advice to work.

supposedly if you catch one of those weird little beak-things, you get a wish... ☕

holy crap

So, who's actually making those wishes come true? Is it just some weirdo pulling strings behind the scenes, or is it someone else entirely?

I'm thinking beak...🙂

hm, you gotta be careful with that thing. If you take it out before it actually delivers what you want, you’ve basically wasted your time. You really need to catch a snout-heavy one first just to secure the nose, then wait until it fulfills its purpose. Only after that should you go wild—stab it, shoot it, knock it out, stomp on its snout, pelt it with rocks, or even aim for the eyes... Or, honestly? Just run for it.

Forget the trolls. Here’s some actual useful advice:
If you want grease stains on your clothes to look brand new again, just rub them with butter regularly.

mellowpuma53 said:Stop with the useless trolling. Here’s an actual pro tip:
If you rub butter onto grease stains on your clothes, they'll look brand new.

I never would've thought of that. Just a heads up though—dust tends to settle on old stains, so you might need to scrape that off first if you want the new stain to look legit fresh.

Are vintage stains no longer considered stylish?😲

stormyheron4 said:hm, better watch your step then. If you take him out before he grants the wish, what's the point? You gotta catch the genie first to get the lamp and wait for the magic to happen. Only then can you go wild—shoot him, knock him out, kick him, throw rocks at him, whatever. Or just run.

see, even you know how it works...😁

Matthew Anderson4 said:Exactly. See? You’re getting it too...😁

I learned everything I know from this killer thread. Honestly, if it weren't for this post, I wouldn't have a clue how to handle an encounter with some weirdo stranger on the street. God knows how bad things would've gone.

Crimson types can't handle it if you even think about giving them a drunken pat on the shoulder.

Kevin Ward14 said:Crimson types don't take kindly to being slapped on the shoulder by some drunk.

Well, I'm certainly not looking for that either. 🤷

Kevin Ward14 said:Crimson types can't handle it if you give them a drunken pat on the shoulder.

So what's the move if you actually run into one of those guys?

stormyheron4 said:So what's the move if you actually run into someone like that?

What kind of person? A Crimson? Some drunk guy trying to pat you on the back?

Kevin Ward14 said:What kind? Like Crimson? Or some drunk guy patting you on the back?

Exactly. The thread title literally says "Useful," so just drop some useful info regarding the matter.

just tell him: "i feel good, tananananna"😁

Alright, lock it down

People seem to think it’s some kind of brilliant feature that you can dial 911 even when your phone screen is locked. Let me tell you, at this one party—back when I definitely wasn't sober—I somehow managed to mash those numbers into my phone about fifty times. Next thing I know, dispatchers are calling me back from a number ending in those same digits, telling me to quit messing around. 😵

IBM

Well, you just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you? 😁 Honestly, we need to put a permanent lock on this topic already.

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