Coldplay - X&Y

Melissa Collins41 said:Yeah, honestly—it feels like it's from a vintage collection...

mine too 😳

Melissa Collins41 said:Yeah, honestly... looks like he was born in the Stone Age...

Actually, he's older than all of you combined. That's just how I play. Outsmart the opponent... 😁>

Sean Lee7 said:Look, I'm older than all of you—this is just how I play. It's about outsmarting the competition. 😁

Slow down there, Jack—I was actually talking about Steel Dynamics.

gentlepuma20 said:Where are you even coming from, Jack? I was talking about Steel Dynamics.

My bad, misread that. Work's been a grind... 😁

gentlepuma20 said:Look, Jack, quit pushing. I was talking about Steel Dynamics.

Steel Dynamics looks like some hipster Jewish lawyer.

coastalpanther11 said:Steel Dynamics gives off total high-end Manhattan lawyer vibes.

🙂

🤣

but anyway... weren't we actually talking about the new Coldplay album?

coastalpanther11 said:Steel Dynamics gives off total hipster Jewish attorney vibes.

That’s what you call total junk 😁
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Daniel Bailey7 said:Wait... wasn't the topic about the new Coldplay album?

Come on now, don't be such a buzzkill.

Daniel Bailey7 said:Wait... wasn't the whole point of this thread to discuss the new Coldplay album?

Oh, please—you really are something else. I’m hearing all these rumors about how I'm young, handsome, charming, and brilliant... 😁 I’m going to need you to weigh in and give me a definitive ruling on that matter.

boldscout72 said:Yeah, I’m quite the catch—people are always talking about how young, handsome, kind, and brilliant I am. 😁 I’ll need your official ruling on that matter.

You neglected to mention your impeccable taste in music...

Well, if you were a woman, I’d marry you on the spot.😁

Daniel Bailey7 said:you forgot to mention that you also have excellent taste in music...

Well, honestly—if you were a woman, I’d marry you in a heartbeat 😁

Ladies everywhere across the country, are you hearing this?! 😁

Daniel Bailey7 said:that you're a woman

🤣

boldscout72 said:Ladies everywhere, are you actually hearing this?! 😁

Hold up. Are you seriously telling me women haven't been obsessing over you yet? I mean, look at you—you're good-looking and you're playing in a band! If that isn't working, you're definitely doing something wrong. It’s gotta be your opening lines.

coastalpanther11 said:Hold on—are you actually telling me girls haven't been obsessing over you yet? I mean, with those looks and playing in a band?! You’re definitely doing something wrong... probably just some terrible pickup lines.

Oh, I’m definitely doing something wrong. My "lines" are terrible, right? Actually... I don't even have lines. I'm just Fleischmann without Cicely... 🙂

Three things, man 🙂

Melissa Collins41 said:three things, man 🙂

Hell, this is getting serious. Imagine having a whole crowd of women at your place one night, and not a single one of them wants anything to do with you?! Not even after they saw the real estate portfolio—I mean, the inheritance?!

Dude, let’s just get back to talking about Coldplay...

coastalpanther11 said:Hell, this is getting serious. So one night you have a whole crowd of women around you, and still, not a single one is interested? Not even after seeing the real estate holdings—basically the inheritance?!

Man, let’s just get back to talking about Coldplay...

From what I gathered, there was only ONE single woman in that crowd, and she was too busy barking at her dog. 😢

I'm not really a fan of Coldplay.

Melissa Collins41 said:from what I could gather, there was only ONE free woman in the whole kennel, and she was just barking back at the dog😢

And then everyone else—well, they all just barked right back at her. 😁

I’m actually not much of a fan of Coldplay myself—except for that one don't Panic track... though, I suppose it has its moments.

Daniel Sullivan352 said:My bad on the last post. I actually just wanted to see what people thought about the album—good or bad. But once I saw The 1975 mentioned, I couldn't help myself.🙂

😂 @ born in '85 😲 😲 😲

Kid, you wouldn't know good music if it hit you in the face. 😁 😁 😁

Melissa Collins41 said:So, I finally figured it out. In that whole neighborhood mess, there was only ONE independent woman standing, and she was busy yelling at her dog. 😢

One is plenty.
So, what’s the move here? Are we just going to leave him to suffer in isolation? Honestly, that might actually be better for his craft—nothing fuels great songwriting about heartbreak and pain quite like being completely alone. Or, are we actually going to step in and help him build a profile over on Spark?

I’ve got this bootleg recording of Coldplay di Martin playing an acoustic version of "stop me if you think You've Heard this One Before," so I guess I can't hate them quite as much as I thought.