Stupid dreams

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#1 · Feb 7, 2005

I know there have been plenty of threads about dreams, but I’m not sure if we have a specific category for "Stupid Dreams," and honestly, that’s all I ever seem to have, for fuck's sake 😁

Last night, during the first half of my sleep, I dreamt I was getting into this massive argument with Sally (you know, like Chef Boyardee 😬). That part wasn't even that ridiculous; I just have no clue why my brain decided to cook that up in the first place... 🤔

The second half, though:

I’m just sitting there on a sidewalk, leaning my back against a fence outside some house, and there’s this hedge growing right on the fence. So, I’m just sitting. And then, every ten seconds or so, a sheep's head pops out from the hedge and whispers quietly in my ear, "Ma... ma... stepmother..." and every single time, I just reply, "No... n-no..." Then it goes right back to "Ma... ma... stepmother..." and me going "No. N-no."

It keeps going like that—I don't even know how many times—and suddenly I just bolt upright and yell, "Aha! Now I know what I have to do!"

And then I walk into a video rental store to buy a carton of yogurt.

I mean—what the actual hell?! 😕

What’s the most nonsensical, idiotic dream you guys have ever had? 😁

Joseph Edwards86 Member

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#2 · Feb 7, 2005

I keep having this dream where I'm running late for school.

So, I hop in my car and it just won't start.
I check the gas tank (which is right by the ash tray) and realize my dad filled it with tea instead of gas!

Well, no wonder it won't crank, I guess! 😁

goldenseal69 Newcomer

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#3 · Feb 7, 2005

I was stuck in some house and bullets were flying everywhere around me! Absolute carnage!

The whole vibe was like being trapped in Saving Private Ryan.

Suddenly, I feel this crushing weight on my chest... I can't breathe. I press my hand against my ribs and suddenly I'm gasping like I just downed a bottle of cheap bourbon, but my hand is sticking to my shirt. I start panicking, trying to pull my hand away, only to realize there’s a hole the size of a fist where a rib used to be, tearing right through my right lung. Then the alarm goes off and it's back to the grind!!!

But I have to admit, I don't think I've ever been as terrified in my life as I was during that dream.

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#4 · Feb 7, 2005

Joseph Edwards86 - 🤣 🤣 🤣

By the way, I just had a flashback... I’m wandering through a place that feels like Venice, and there's this massive crowd trailing behind me because, apparently, I’m the Queen of Denmark ( 🤣 )
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The whole thing revolves around this crown of mine with eleven spokes—well, actually twelve, though one is slightly dented (and honestly, that little imperfection is exactly why it’s worth 😁)
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So, we roll up to some big public square, and the place is absolutely swarming with geese. I just give a royal wave and bark out: "I want all those geese! Round them all up for me!"

Suddenly, about fifty little guys show up, pushing these huge wire mesh bins—the kind they use in high school gyms to store basketballs and medicine balls—and they start shoveling the geese inside... 😵

Carol Jackson45 Active Member

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#5 · Feb 7, 2005

Lost count of how many there were...

Like that time I was cruising from NYC to Philly using a Persian rug as a skateboard through the woods;
Or when I dreamed about gummy bears with a French manicure;
Or those creepy eye stickers you find at a local church bazaar...
Or playing Russian roulette, blowing my brains out, and then sticking two fingers in the hole in my temple just to feel my brain...

There’s plenty. ☕

Speaking of cats, a friend and I once got so high we just sat there in the middle of downtown, right by some planters with kittens, screaming our heads off in pure terror.

Casey Robinson87 Newcomer

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#6 · Feb 7, 2005

shree_kali said:part two:

I’m sitting on the curb, leaning against a house fence covered in ivy... just sitting there. Every ten seconds or so, a sheep's head pops out from the hedge and whispers "Ma... ma... stepmother..." right in my ear. And every single time, I whisper back, "No... ah-ah..." then it's "Ma... ma... stepmother..." and me, "No. Ah-ah."

This goes on forever, I don't even know how many times, when suddenly I jump up and yell, "Aha! Now I know what to do!"

So I head over to the video store to buy a carton of yogurt.

I mean—what the hell?! 😕

You're hopeless.
I forget about a hundred dreams the second I wake up, no matter how wild they were, so I have no idea which one of mine is actually the craziest.

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#7 · Feb 7, 2005

Yeah... I had this dream where I actually gave birth to a shoe. At that point, you've officially entered nightmare territory. I remember feeling this massive wave of embarrassment, even though it was just a dream—mostly because the damn thing was a size 7, and I’m a size 10.

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#8 · Feb 7, 2005

Casey Robinson87 said:You’re a lost cause.
I forget about a hundred dreams the second I wake up, no matter how wild they were. It's impossible to tell you which one was actually the craziest because they just vanish.

Honestly, it's the same for me. Most of them slip away, some come back in half-baked fragments, and others are just impossible to put into words—it's like my vocabulary fails me, a concept I remember from those old psychology textbooks 😁... but every once in a while, one really sticks with you.

crimsonwolf5 Newcomer

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#9 · Feb 7, 2005

Hmm

I've been having this same dream for weeks now.

I'm walking through the city, driving my Chevy, eventually making my way to the town square.

The setting is fine.
But none of the people I pass on the street or in the car have actual faces—just the general shape of a face and some hair or a hat. 🤔

It’s been years since I last had this dream.
Last time I can remember was maybe ten or twelve years ago.

And now, here it is again.

Hmm. Not exactly a pleasant way to wake up.

rapidorca22 Member

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#10 · Feb 7, 2005

shree_kali said:Yeah... I once dreamed I gave birth to a shoe. That’s straight-up nightmare fuel right there. I still remember feeling totally embarrassed because it was a size 7, and I’m a size 10.

😂

A friend of mine constantly dreams about being pregnant, and they're always unhinged. One time she dreamed her stomach was split in two—half had a baby, and the other half just had an egg 🙂 . Long story short, she ends up giving birth to an egg instead of a kid, and she wasn't even bummed... to her, that egg was the most beautiful thing in the world. 😁

As for me, nothing crazy comes to mind right now. I'm also running a bit low on time, but I'll post if I remember anything decent. 👋

P.S. Great thread 👍

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#11 · Feb 7, 2005

rapidorca22 said:😂

A friend of mine constantly has these pregnancy-related dreams, and let me tell you, they are absolutely bizarre. One time, she dreamed she was pregnant, but her stomach felt split into two distinct sections: one side held a baby, while the other just held an egg 🙂 . To make a long story short, instead of a human child, she ends up laying an egg—and she’s not even upset about it! In the dream, that egg is her baby, and she thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world 😁

As for me, nothing specific comes to mind right now. I'm also running a bit tight on time, but I'll post here as soon as I recall something worth mentioning 👋

P.S. Great thread 👍

thanks 🙂

By the way, I also frequently have dreams about being pregnant and giving birth... and I always end up birthing some kind of monster, yet there's zero pain, which honestly leaves me totally confused..

Jessica Doyle8 Newcomer

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#12 · Feb 7, 2005

I once had this dream where I was riding on a tour bus headed toward San Francisco with my favorite mother figure by my side. We’re just cruising along—really taking in the scenery—when we hit a breathtaking stretch of the coastline. We even had one of those professional tour guides with us, narrating everything about the landscape, and suddenly, the view opens up into something so magnificent that the entire bus erupts into spontaneous applause out of sheer awe.

rapidorca22 Member

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#13 · Feb 7, 2005

crimsonwolf5 said:interesting.

I've been having this same dream for weeks now.

I'm just walking through the city or driving around, eventually making it to a main plaza.

Everything feels normal enough.
But none of the people I pass on the street or in my car have faces—just the general shape of a head and some hair or a bald spot. 🤔

I haven't had this dream in ages.
Last time I can remember was maybe 10 or 12 years ago.

And now it's back.

Huh. Not exactly clear what's up there.

I don't usually buy into dream analysis, but when they start looping like yours, there's usually a reason.
For instance, I used to have this recurring dream where I'm driving, totally clueless how to actually drive, just spinning the wheel blindly while praying I don't crash and die. 😛 One time I was hanging out with someone who looked like they stepped straight out of one of those supernatural mystery movies (😁), and they told me to pay attention to my life circumstances next time it happens. They interpreted my "driving" as my life journey, and all the obstacles as things I'd eventually navigate successfully... so yeah. 😁 ...

Sean Lee7 Member

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#14 · Feb 7, 2005

The last stupid thing that happened was when eight of my friends and I piled into a taxi and let some guy drive us around town. We pulled up to my apartment building, and there was this band riding in the elevator with us. I told them they were just going to the second floor, so they hopped out. The nine of us got back in the cab, but then the driver starts pulling over on random highway on-ramps to drop people off one by one. I was the last one left, and he finally dropped me at my place right as I realized I had no way to pay him. I asked if he took cards, and the guy said yeah. He swipes the card through a handheld reader 😕 and calls some dispatch center on his cell. I woke up in a total panic.

ambermason16 Active MemberOP

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#15 · Feb 7, 2005

Sean Lee7 said:The absolute peak of stupidity happened when eight of my buddies and I piled into a taxi, thinking some guy was actually going to drive us around town. We pull up to my apartment building, and there’s this band hanging out in the elevator. I tell them, "Hey, we're just going to the second floor," so they get out. Then all nine of us pile back into the cab, and this guy starts dropping us off one by one on random highway exits. I’m the last one left, and he finally pulls up to my place, only for me to realize I have zero way to pay him. I ask if he takes cards, and the guy nods like it's no big deal. He swipes my card through a handheld terminal 😕 and calls some dispatch center on his cell. I woke up in a total panic.

🤣 🤣

crimsonwolf5 Newcomer

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#16 · Feb 7, 2005

rapidorca22 said:I’m not really big on dream analysis, but when you have recurring dreams like yours, they usually mean something.
For instance, I kept having this one dream where I was driving a car, totally clueless about how to drive, just spinning the wheel blindly. I was terrified I’d crash and die, but somehow, I always managed to stay on the road. 😛 I once ran into someone who looks like they walked straight out of one of those supernatural mystery movies (😁 ) and they told me to pay attention to what's going on in my life the next time it happens. They interpreted my "driving" as my life path, and the obstacles and fear as real-world struggles that I'll eventually overcome... so now 😁 ...

That all makes sense,

but dreaming about faceless people? 🤔 hmm
I’d settle for having one interesting dream, but I’ve been stuck with this for two or three weeks now. 😕
It's the pattern that worries me, not necessarily the content—though knowing what it means wouldn't hurt.

John Nguyen3 Newcomer

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#17 · Feb 7, 2005

I had this dream where I was out in the middle of some forest, but there was a paved road running right through it. A coworker from my office was there with me.🙄 Suddenly, a goat comes charging at us. He ducks out of the way, but the goat hits me right in the kidney. It hurt so much I actually woke up from the pain in my side...🙄

John Nguyen3 Newcomer

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#18 · Feb 7, 2005

I once had this dream where I was riding a mare... then in the morning, my mother-in-law tells me she dreamed that my father-in-law was riding that same horse and ended up falling off...🤣

I’m always having these weird, pointless dreams, but I just forget them all anyway.🙄

Jose Chase2 Active Member

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#19 · Feb 7, 2005

shree_kali said:
Every ten seconds or so, a sheep's head pops out from behind the fence and whispers "m-m-mommy..." right into my ear. And every single time, I just answer back, "n-no..." then it's "m-m-mommy" again... "n-no."

Then, suddenly, about fifty little guys show up pushing those huge wire cages they use at school for gym class balls and medicine balls... and they start stuffing geese inside them... 😵

Yeah... I also dreamed I gave birth to a shoe. But that's just straight-up nightmare territory—I remember feeling so embarrassed because it was a size 7, and I wear a size 10.

Holy crap, lady, you must be higher than Leon in the seventies if you're having dreams like that. 😵

Pass that blunt, man!

Lisa Adams54 Newcomer

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#20 · Feb 8, 2005

Last month, I had this dream where Federer passed away. Then, just a bit later—still in the dream—it hits me that he’s playing in the Australian Open, but then I remember, wait, he can't play in Australia... he's dead. It left me feeling pretty rattled 😢
Usually, I can figure out why I'm dreaming about certain things, but how this specific nonsense got stuck in my head? No clue.

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