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Participants swifttiger75William Bennett53stormybadger8Jason Campbell70graniteharbor502shadowstag10Tyler Bennett5Amanda Kellyruggedfox28shadowhawk24rustycobra32cosmiccyclist8darkmarlin16Nathan Jones98steelmaker83brightwolf48coastaldrifter6Terry Carter2Jamie Barnes15Megan Jones3Sean Smith5rustydrifter10Edward Howard2Tyler Cruz32 …
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
1.8K messages
joined Apr 2013
#321 ·
So, what are we actually waiting for?
When are my Indians finally going to hunt down Alonso? 😬

Dammit, I stocked up on enough ammo for the trip. It’d be a real shame to let it all go to waste.🤣
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#322 ·
stormybadger8 said:So, what are we actually waiting for?
When are my Indians finally going to hunt down Alonso? 😬

Dammit, I stocked up on enough ammo for the trip. It’d be a real shame to let it all go to waste.🤣


... and honestly, who even appointed you as the chief here, if you don't mind me asking?

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shadowstag10 shadowstag10 Active Member
223 messages
joined Sep 2011
#323 ·
What kind of questions are even these? 🙄 Like, what purpose does a Tomahawk actually serve?
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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joined Apr 2013
#324 ·
rustycobra32 said:... and honestly, who even appointed you as the chief here, if you don't mind me asking?

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rustydrifter10🤷
You guys probably didn't have much of a leadership role left after that disaster, and now your authority is basically drifting in some deep philosophical void... he just doesn't have the time for you people🤣
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#325 ·
stormybadger8 said:rustydrifter10🤷
You guys probably didn't have much of a leadership role left after that disaster, and now your authority is basically drifting in some deep philosophical void... he just doesn't have the time for you people🤣


I guess the real question we're left with is whether we should be looking at this through the lens of a philosopher or a statistician... 🤷

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stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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joined Apr 2013
#326 ·
Just a statistician, obviously🤣
While you guys are out there scalping people, I’ll just be over here sipping some moonshine and keeping score...😬🤣
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#327 ·
stormybadger8 said:Just a statistician, obviously🤣
While you guys are out there scalping people, I’ll just be over here sipping some moonshine and keeping score...😬🤣

..but honestly, a real leader should be leading the tribe, not just counting the points....🤣

😁
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#328 ·
rustycobra32 said:..but honestly, a real leader should be leading the tribe, not just counting the points....🤣

😁

Well, look at you... you clearly know what you're doing.😁

I’d probably be a decent Deputy chief.🤣
So, his big idea is to run everything by the numbers? He wants us to vote democratically every single year based on pure statistics to pick the best driver or the top Tomahawk champion, and then that winner gets to act as the boss for the entire year. Just what we need—more math.

Who knows? Maybe you'll actually pull off being a four-time champ.😬
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
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#329 ·
Good grief, rustycobra32, I might have to track down swifttiger75 just to get your tribal name changed to Sad Owl.

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Wikipedia said:He earned the name because, according to legend, an owl hooted mournfully all through the night he was born. He spends his entire life acting withdrawn, constantly predicting misfortunes that never actually come to pass. He’s in a perpetual feud with Mr. Bluff's dog, Flok, who harbors a deep, soulful hatred for the Sad Owl. That "bag of wind," as the Sad Owl occasionally calls him, never misses a chance to snap at the Sad Owl, while the latter retaliates against Flok whenever the opportunity arises.


First, my romance was an issue for you, and now it's TBF's statistics... we really ought to introduce a dog into the story, and then everything will fall perfectly into place. 🤣🤣🤣
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#330 ·
Man, you guys are really putting me through it, first the author labels me an Apache Indian, then they appoint some philosopher as the head of the group, only to swap him out for a statistician, and now you all want to turn me into a Sad Owl... 😲

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swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
179 messages
joined Nov 2013
#331 ·
Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...
graniteharbor502 graniteharbor502 Regular
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#332 ·
swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

Please, just allow me this one moment to let out a scream. 🤣

swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

Please, just let me scream. 🤣
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#333 ·
swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

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stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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joined Apr 2013
#334 ·
swifttiger75 🙏🙏🙏🤣

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coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
32 messages
joined Mar 2020
#335 ·
Nathan Jones98 said:Sep, help me out here—this guy's looking for a fight 😁

I'm sticking to diplomacy for now, because if I pull a gun, I'm 100% dead 😁

You aren't dead yet. So, are we negotiating or what?
Nathan Jones98 Nathan Jones98 Active Member
125 messages
joined May 2011
#336 ·
coastaldrifter6 said:You aren't dead yet. So, are we negotiating or what?

I'm pretty banged up—not dead, just wounded. For now, anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll be craving the end soon😁
Negotiating a trip to the doctor
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
32 messages
joined Mar 2020
#337 ·
Nathan Jones98 said:I'm pretty banged up—not dead, just wounded. For now, anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll be craving the end soon😁
Negotiating a trip to the doctor

That's only on the table if you agree to hunt down whatever brought us to this ranch in the first place.
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#338 ·
swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

That’s exactly what I’m asking you!!!!!

I have risen!!!!! 😁😁😁
Nathan Jones98 Nathan Jones98 Active Member
125 messages
joined May 2011
#339 ·
coastaldrifter6 said:That's only on the table if you agree to hunt down whatever brought us to this ranch in the first place.

How am I supposed to go hunting for Memphis when I'm bleeding out here?
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
32 messages
joined Mar 2020
#340 ·
Anyway, later on—plus, I heard they have some really solid doctors over in Tumbleweed.😁

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