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Participants swifttiger75William Bennett53stormybadger8Jason Campbell70graniteharbor502shadowstag10Tyler Bennett5Amanda Kellyruggedfox28shadowhawk24rustycobra32cosmiccyclist8darkmarlin16Nathan Jones98steelmaker83brightwolf48coastaldrifter6Terry Carter2Jamie Barnes15Megan Jones3Sean Smith5rustydrifter10Edward Howard2Tyler Cruz32 …
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#341 ·
swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

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swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
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joined Nov 2013
#342 ·
rustycobra32 said:Man, you guys are really putting me through it, first the author labels me an Apache Indian, then they appoint some philosopher as the head of the group, only to swap him out for a statistician, and now you all want to turn me into a Sad Owl... 😲

🤣

Look, I actually explained quite clearly in one of your early episodes how you, as a Cherokee, ended up in the Apache tribe.

Nathan Jones98 said:I'm pretty banged up—not dead, just wounded. For now, anyway. Who knows, maybe I'll be craving the end soon😁
Negotiating a trip to the doctor

And who wounded you? When? 🤷

@TBF, top tier stuff! 🙏
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#343 ·
Still waiting on a sequel here, and let me tell you, it’s taking forever... I even grabbed some extra photos just in case. 😬🤣
Nathan Jones98 Nathan Jones98 Active Member
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joined May 2011
#344 ·
swifttiger75 said:Look, I actually explained quite clearly in one of your early episodes how you, as a Cherokee, ended up in the Apache tribe.

And who wounded you? When? 🤷

@TBF, top tier stuff! 🙏

I haven't been seriously hurt yet—trying to work something out with coastaldrifter6 because I definitely want to get badly wounded, just don't want to die quite yet

@coastaldrifter6

Look, moving toward Memphis goes against everything I stand for—Memphis is a total Vucin type of guy😁

But hey, if you want, we can hit up TBF Hall once I've recovered from my serious injuries
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#345 ·
Nathan Jones98 is a total traitor to our cause. Honestly, he was the first one to land a massive slap right in Memphis's face...
swifttiger75 said:While things were heating up out by the Paddock, inside the small town saloon, William Bennett53 was sitting there trying to squeeze some useful intel out of darkmarlin16. He was being kept company by Patagonia, Nathan Jones98 and Clark.

- So, let me get this straight—you don't know a single thing about breaking that lowlife out of jail, huh? the sheriff barked angrily.
- Nope. We just came by for a drink. - darkmarlin16 replied, totally deadpan.
- A drink... please. - Nathan Jones98 spat on the floor with pure disgust.
- Seriously, what part of that isn't clear?! - darkmarlin16 wondered aloud.
- Alright, fine. But what about that train robbery last week over in Tamburel? You're clueless about that too? - William Bennett53 pressed him.
- What train? - darkmarlin16 asked, just shrugging his shoulders.
- The one carrying the railroad payroll and some gold coins belonging to Mr. The End. - the sheriff explained.
- I have no idea what you're talking about! - darkmarlin16 snapped back.
- Then explain this. I found this gold coin right next to your horse outside the saloon! - the sheriff yelled, slamming the darkmarlin16 coin down on the table before standing up in a rage.
- Wait, this is a gold coin? - darkmarlin16 asked, squinting at the coin.
- You know what, Sheriff? Just give me five minutes alone with him. Just five minutes... - Nathan Jones98 pleaded, barely holding back his temper.
- Look, I'm just saying, this doesn't look like gold to me. It's not gold-colored, it's more like an ochre shade... - darkmarlin16 insisted, completely convinced he was right.
- He is playing us all for fools! - Clark commented with a cynical laugh.
- Oh, really? It's not ochre to you? Honestly, does anyone here actually have working eyes or...

BAM!!!

Nathan Jones98 channeled all that pent-up rage into a right hook, catching darkmarlin16 square in the face. The guy just collapsed onto the floor along with his chair, while the coin rolled across the wooden floor toward the bar, slowed down, spun twice, and stopped.
Just then, steelmaker83 burst into the saloon like he was running from the devil himself.

- They're coming... they're coming to hang darkmarlin16! - he managed to gasp out, completely out of breath.

To be continued...

And there you go. Memphis has his guy.🙄

coastaldrifter6, just take out that traitor Nathan Jones98 and I promise I won't lecture you about Sebastian Vettel—well, at least not for longer than an hour.😬
Just do it right now. Don't sit around waiting... fortune favors the bold.😉

Besides, if we find ourselves in the same boat, the second things kick off, we’re hunting down Memphis, Pilatus, and Fernando Alonso. Or better yet, we can just mess around by tossing the latest issues of Autosport at Max Verstappen's feet and watching him dance.🤣

P. S. If you mess with Pat, you're dead meat. 😳
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
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joined Oct 2013
#346 ·
stormybadger8 said:Nathan Jones98 is a total traitor to our cause. Honestly, he was the first one to land a massive slap right in Memphis's face...

And there you go. Memphis has his guy.🙄

coastaldrifter6, just take out that traitor Nathan Jones98 and I promise I won't lecture you about Sebastian Vettel—well, at least not for longer than an hour.😬
Just do it right now. Don't sit around waiting... fortune favors the bold.😉

Besides, if we find ourselves in the same boat, the second things kick off, we’re hunting down Memphis, Pilatus, and Fernando Alonso. Or better yet, we can just mess around by tossing the latest issues of Autosport at Max Verstappen's feet and watching him dance.🤣

P. S. If you mess with Pat, you're dead meat. 😳

If Nathan Jones98 actually had any real grit, he’d be acting like some old-school gunslinger out in the Wild West, shooting coastaldrifter6 right in the back and then somehow spinning the whole mess to make it look like it was all his fault. He’d probably stand there with a straight face, claiming he cooked the whole thing up just to frame him, or insisting that coastaldrifter6 was actually the one who set fire to Memphis—it doesn't really matter if the story holds water or makes an ounce of sense, honestly. In a world like that, it's all about how convincingly you can lie.

Honestly, it’s like they all have nothing better to do than just sit around playing the drums in Tumbleweed with their brains turned off.😍😍
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
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#347 ·
Nathan Jones98 said:I haven't been seriously hurt yet—trying to work something out with coastaldrifter6 because I definitely want to get badly wounded, just don't want to die quite yet

@coastaldrifter6

Look, moving toward Memphis goes against everything I stand for—Memphis is a total Vucin type of guy😁

But hey, if you want, we can hit up TBF Hall once I've recovered from my serious injuries

Dakle, you've basically just chosen death.

stormybadger8 said:Nathan Jones98 is a total traitor to our cause. Honestly, he was the first one to land a massive slap right in Memphis's face...

And there you go. Memphis has his guy.🙄

coastaldrifter6, just take out that traitor Nathan Jones98 and I promise I won't lecture you about Sebastian Vettel—well, at least not for longer than an hour.😬
Just do it right now. Don't sit around waiting... fortune favors the bold.😉

Besides, if we find ourselves in the same boat, the second things kick off, we’re hunting down Memphis, Pilatus, and Fernando Alonso. Or better yet, we can just mess around by tossing the latest issues of Autosport at Max Verstappen's feet and watching him dance.🤣

P. S. If you mess with Pat, you're dead meat. 😳

Lecture all you want about Sebastian Vettel, but we all know who the best is.

P. S. I'll raise my hand for the ladies. For anything else, I make no promises.
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#348 ·
Just don't mess with my godmother, everything else is secondary...
If we can't reach some kind of deal on the rest, then we're settling this with guns once we take out Memphis.😁
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
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#349 ·
Does that godmother of yours actually look like anything at all?
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#350 ·
What kind of question is that?🤣
Do you honestly think anyone else but a total legend would be chosen for the TBF Hall?

Look, TBF only recognizes the absolute best of the best. Period.😍
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
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joined Oct 2013
#351 ·
stormybadger8 said:What kind of question is that?🤣
Do you honestly think anyone else but a total legend would be chosen for the TBF Hall?

Look, TBF only recognizes the absolute best of the best. Period.😍

When it comes to being a godmother, Sebastian Vettel is basically the gold standard over at TBF Hall.
rustyorca13 rustyorca13 Member
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joined Sep 2014
#352 ·
Megan Jones3 said:When it comes to being a godmother, Sebastian Vettel is basically the gold standard over at TBF Hall.

So, one person sees a fraud, while someone else thinks he's the greatest to ever do it. Just wild how people see things...😂
Tyler Bennett5 Tyler Bennett5 Active Member
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joined May 2019
#353 ·
Megan Jones3 said:When it comes to being a godmother, Sebastian Vettel is basically the gold standard over at TBF Hall.

Well, if that's the case, I guess I'm officially a Sebastian Vettel fan now.
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
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#354 ·
Pat is pure gold; there really isn't anything more to be said about it. 🙏
Nathan Jones98 Nathan Jones98 Active Member
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#355 ·
Megan Jones3 said:If Nathan Jones98 actually had any real grit, he’d be acting like some old-school gunslinger out in the Wild West, shooting coastaldrifter6 right in the back and then somehow spinning the whole mess to make it look like it was all his fault. He’d probably stand there with a straight face, claiming he cooked the whole thing up just to frame him, or insisting that coastaldrifter6 was actually the one who set fire to Memphis—it doesn't really matter if the story holds water or makes an ounce of sense, honestly. In a world like that, it's all about how convincingly you can lie.

Honestly, it’s like they all have nothing better to do than just sit around playing the drums in Tumbleweed with their brains turned off.😍😍

I had a killer comeback ready, but honestly, I'd rather just die—so please, swifttiger75, just bury Nathan Jones98 for me.
swifttiger75 swifttiger75 Active MemberOP
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#356 ·
Nathan Jones98 said:I had a killer comeback ready, but honestly, I'd rather just die—so please, swifttiger75, just bury Nathan Jones98 for me.

No problem, though you could always handle it yourself... say, you're holding a gun with just one bullet left... aaaah... oops!!! My bad. Where was I? Right—you could also let coastaldrifter6 take care of it. Anyway, if you guys don't settle this somehow, I'll be sure to bring it up in the next episode.
Nathan Jones98 Nathan Jones98 Active Member
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#357 ·
swifttiger75 said:No problem, though you could always handle it yourself... say, you're holding a gun with just one bullet left... aaaah... oops!!! My bad. Where was I? Right—you could also let coastaldrifter6 take care of it. Anyway, if you guys don't settle this somehow, I'll be sure to bring it up in the next episode.

Not really looking to decapitate myself here—the bloodsuckers have enough talent in their cast already.
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
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#358 ·
Nathan Jones98 said:I had a killer comeback ready, but honestly, I'd rather just die—so please, swifttiger75, just bury Nathan Jones98 for me.

you’re such a coward 😍

maybe if you ask nicely, the local authorities can arrange for some bandits to snatch you up—then you won't have to worry about anything anymore, haha 😁😁
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
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#359 ·
Good grief, what an absolute opportunity for a mob scene... I can already picture the crowd dragging him down from that tree just to kick him across the pavement. 😁
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
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#360 ·
Bang!

If someone else won't step up—then I guess it falls on me.☕

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