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Participants swifttiger75William Bennett53stormybadger8Jason Campbell70graniteharbor502shadowstag10Tyler Bennett5Amanda Kellyruggedfox28shadowhawk24rustycobra32cosmiccyclist8darkmarlin16Nathan Jones98steelmaker83brightwolf48coastaldrifter6Terry Carter2Jamie Barnes15Megan Jones3Sean Smith5rustydrifter10Edward Howard2Tyler Cruz32 …
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#161 ·
oh come onnnnnn swifttiger75, seriously... you just had to drag a girl into this thread, didn't you?

shoo, shoo, get outta here

man, some people really need to find something better to do with their lives, maybe go paint their nails or something

get lost

one is fine, I guess, but two is just pushing it

geeeez,,, what a total disaster
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#162 ·
Edward Howard2 said:Pure perfection. 🙏🙏🙏

I went through eight of them like it was nothing. Just a total joke. 🙂

this one went down a little earlier than expected... 🙏🙏

really hoping everyone else will just leave me alone for a bit now so I can focus on making a lady's day a little brighter... 😁
I'm gonna crash in the room upstairs from the saloon. Hopefully, madam rustydrifter10 is still being picky about which beauties she picks out...

honestly, after all these episodes, it feels like it's finally time for an episode with some actual spicy scenes... 😍

but man... I was really hoping I'd get a chance to check out some local beauties, but it looks like they've imported everyone from other states... 🤣

Honestly, I think some of my girls would be more than happy to hang out for a few hours after seeing something like that!

William Bennett53 said:Damn them all, what a complete disaster, and the paramedics haven't even arrived yet... 🤣🤣🤣

Anyway, it’s perfectly in Rain's style to just keep pouring whiskey after such a total mess. 🙏
As far as her appearance goes, that's exactly how I pictured her visually. 😍
But Maminho's older one was a complete surprise to me as well. 🙏 🙏

Saw is running for the hills. 🤣 🙏

Look, if there has to be a trans prostitute in a brothel, wouldn't it be better if, instead of Microsoft killing her, one of the heroes realized this was a golden opportunity for his own backside? He could get exactly what he's attracted to while still maintaining his persona as a straight shooter. Or even a homophobe.

I definitely envision her the same way. 😬

Tyler Cruz32 said:
swifttiger75 The user states:
Across the street from the brothel on the terrace, ma'am. rustydrifter10 She showcased some of her most stunning girls, complete with cherries and those lush, ornate fans. Madow, Alice K The others let loose those enticing scents of indulgence into the night air. The street swelled with people hungry for life, all while the two newly appointed deputies, flanked by the Sheriff, made their way down the block under a barrage of curious stares.

I wonder if I will end up teaming up with the sheriff. 😬

I suppose I've developed a bit of an interest in him. 😍 🤣

I suspect the gentlemen would find a warm bath quite agreeable; after all, the responsibilities of a Vice President can be incredibly taxing. rustydrifter10
Unfortunately, these guys might be able to get the better of you. Just observing."... he concluded, turning back toward the saloon," the sheriff said.

Whaaaaaat?
I suppose it’s possible they became impotent following some skirmish in the past. 😁
Does the sheriff simply refuse to allow any real action within his own ranks? Ccccc Quote 🙂

You see... it’s just fate. 😁

I would like to express my gratitude to the author for their contribution to this story. 🙂
I must admit I was somewhat taken aback; having never once opened a formula in my life, it felt rather peculiar that anyone would even be aware of my existence.

We've got quite a few sheriffs in this story, though—which one are you eyeing? 😁

Maybe we could whip something up combining this:

Edward Howard2 said:Pure perfection. 🙏🙏🙏

I went through eight of them like it was nothing. Just a total joke. 🙂

this one went down a little earlier than expected... 🙏🙏

really hoping everyone else will just leave me alone for a bit now so I can focus on making a lady's day a little brighter... 😁
I'm gonna crash in the room upstairs from the saloon. Hopefully, madam rustydrifter10 is still being picky about which beauties she picks out...

honestly, after all these episodes, it feels like it's finally time for an episode with some actual spicy scenes... 😍

but man... I was really hoping I'd get a chance to check out some local beauties, but it looks like they've imported everyone from other states... 🤣
coastaldrifter6 coastaldrifter6 Member
32 messages
joined Mar 2020
#163 ·
Is things finally about to heat up over at the Padock? I’ve got a feeling darkmarlin16 might be looking to stir the pot a bit because of everything going down in Italy.
Jason Campbell70 Jason Campbell70 Veteran
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joined Jun 2017
#164 ·
Is this even worth the damn trouble?
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#165 ·
So, we have two distinct sheriffs here. One is this gentle, sensitive soul—a music lover who’s conscientious, always polite, and perpetually at your service. He’s essentially the gold standard for a son-in-law in any American household. 🙏
The other is a fast-talking, cynical jerk. He pays lip service to the moral values the job supposedly demands, but he couldn't care less if his uniform is wrinkled or what his prisoners think of him.
Which one was Tyler Cruz32 thinking of? 🤷

Tempi, kudos to you! 🙏 This is hands down the best thread on the forum right now. 🙏 🙏
graniteharbor502 graniteharbor502 Regular
443 messages
joined Apr 2016
#166 ·
Edward Howard2 said:just look at what our "legend" Edward Howard2 is up to

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while the other guy—who isn't quite as legendary—is jumping around like a cat and running away from Fortinbras... 😁 running from Fortinbras... 😂

My dear, slightly obsessed friend, you really can't seem to get graniteharbor502 out of your mouth, can you? Honestly, leave me be.
Drew Bennett68 Drew Bennett68 Regular
471 messages
joined Dec 2009
#167 ·
I’m looking to push forward on my path of absolute mayhem and destruction, channeling my inner zombie cowboy, waiting for the white sorcerer Joža Bistranski to rise again and lead the charge.
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#168 ·
William Bennett53 The user states:
I wonder who Tyler Cruz32 actually had her sights set on. 🤷

To the one who remains picture-perfect and seems to never age. 😛

rustydrifter10 said:Honestly, I think some of my girls would be more than happy to hang out for a few hours after seeing something like that!

I definitely envision her the same way. 😬

We've got quite a few sheriffs in this story, though—which one are you eyeing? 😁

Maybe we could whip something up combining this:

Regarding that individual with the cougar in their profile picture. 😛 🤣

Megan Jones3 said:oh come onnnnnn swifttiger75, seriously... you just had to drag a girl into this thread, didn't you?

shoo, shoo, get outta here

man, some people really need to find something better to do with their lives, maybe go paint their nails or something

get lost

one is fine, I guess, but two is just pushing it

geeeez,,, what a total disaster

I suppose if I bother to paint my nails, the polish will only last about a month before it starts chipping away. 🤣
You're just being difficult.
William Bennett53 William Bennett53 Regular
491 messages
joined Sep 2016
#169 ·
Guys, if you shut me down mid-sentence before I can finally claim what’s rightfully mine, you’re looking at an immediate ban!
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#170 ·
Drew Bennett68 said:I’m looking to push forward on my path of absolute mayhem and destruction, channeling my inner zombie cowboy, waiting for the white sorcerer Joža Bistranski to rise again and lead the charge.

I’m telling you, Joža Bistranski is actually a time traveler. It’s the only thing that makes any sense when you really sit down and look at the facts, though most people are too busy worrying about their daily grind to notice the obvious patterns staring them in the face.

I just stumbled onto this video, and honestly, I can't quite wrap my head around why people aren't talking about it more, though I suppose that’s just how things go in this corner of the internet where everyone is too busy arguing over nothing to notice anything actually interesting. It’s one of those pieces that hits you with a certain level of unexpected depth, much like how you might walk into a local diner in Chicago expecting a greasy burger and instead end up having a philosophical debate with a guy named Sal about the heat death of the universe. There's a specific rhythm to it, a way it unfolds that feels almost deliberate, even if it seems chaotic at first glance, and if you sit with it for a second—which I did, because I have far too much free time on my hands—you start to see the underlying structure that most people would probably miss if they were just scrolling through their feeds looking for a quick dopamine hit. It isn't trying too hard to impress you, which is perhaps its greatest strength, because in an era where everything feels like it was engineered by a committee of marketing executives in New York to grab your attention for three seconds, there is something genuinely refreshing about something that just exists on its own terms without begging for a like or a retweet. It’s a bit like watching a slow-burn indie film in a small theater in Seattle; you aren't quite sure what's happening in the middle, but by the time the credits roll, you realize you’ve been paying much closer attention than you originally intended to.
rustycobra32 rustycobra32 Member
31 messages
joined Jun 2013
#171 ·
Megan Jones3 said:oh come onnnnnn swifttiger75, seriously... you just had to drag a girl into this thread, didn't you?

shoo, shoo, get outta here

man, some people really need to find something better to do with their lives, maybe go paint their nails or something

get lost

one is fine, I guess, but two is just pushing it

geeeez,,, what a total disaster


Just wait until those Apaches show up... they'll probably clear out fast enough once we start waving Tomahawks around...🤣🤣

@templarski: have you thought about using rubber pellets instead of real bullets? Maybe some characters could actually make a comeback after a while...
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#172 ·
William Bennett53 said:So, we have two distinct sheriffs here. One is this gentle, sensitive soul—a music lover who’s conscientious, always polite, and perpetually at your service. He’s essentially the gold standard for a son-in-law in any American household. 🙏
The other is a fast-talking, cynical jerk. He pays lip service to the moral values the job supposedly demands, but he couldn't care less if his uniform is wrinkled or what his prisoners think of him.
Which one was Tyler Cruz32 thinking of? 🤷

Tempi, kudos to you! 🙏 This is hands down the best thread on the forum right now. 🙏 🙏

Tyler Cruz32 said:
William Bennett53 The user states:
I wonder who Tyler Cruz32 actually had her sights set on. 🤷

To the one who remains picture-perfect and seems to never age. 😛

Regarding that individual with the cougar in their profile picture. 😛 🤣

I suppose if I bother to paint my nails, the polish will only last about a month before it starts chipping away. 🤣
You're just being difficult.

Tempi, I’m throwing down a challenge for you. You really ought to try pairing up that smooth-talking jerk of a sheriff with the most popular lady at the brothel. 🥳
Tyler Cruz32 Tyler Cruz32 Active Member
50 messages
joined Oct 2012
#173 ·
Oh, you’re far too kind to me, ma'am. 😍

But, if the stars align just right, perhaps this story could take an unexpected turn—where our madam finds herself caught in the grip of some rogue... say, Megan Jones3! I suppose I feel a certain affinity for you, coming from the perspective of that rather aloof tomcat. 😛

Now that would be one unforgettable tale, something truly worthy of a Hollywood adaptation! 😁
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#174 ·
Tyler Cruz32 said:Oh, you’re far too kind to me, ma'am. 😍

But, if the stars align just right, perhaps this story could take an unexpected turn—where our madam finds herself caught in the grip of some rogue... say, Megan Jones3! I suppose I feel a certain affinity for you, coming from the perspective of that rather aloof tomcat. 😛

Now that would be one unforgettable tale, something truly worthy of a Hollywood adaptation! 😁

Actually, hold on—Megan Jones3 is my most loyal regular at the club, and I make it a rule never to mix business with pleasure. 😳
Megan Jones3 Megan Jones3 Member
28 messages
joined Oct 2013
#175 ·
rustydrifter10 said:Actually, hold on—Megan Jones3 is my most loyal regular at the club, and I make it a rule never to mix business with pleasure. 😳

Since when have you ever seen an Apache chief hanging out at a brothel? 😲😲😲
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#176 ·
Megan Jones3 said:Since when have you ever seen an Apache chief hanging out at a brothel? 😲😲😲

Oh, plenty of times, actually, but I’m a lady and I keep my mouth shut about those things! Honestly, though, the back entrance gets way more action than the front door. 🙂
Drew Bennett68 Drew Bennett68 Regular
471 messages
joined Dec 2009
#177 ·
rustydrifter10 said:Oh, plenty of times, actually, but I’m a lady and I keep my mouth shut about those things! Honestly, though, the back entrance gets way more action than the front door. 🙂

😲😂
Tyler Bennett5 Tyler Bennett5 Active Member
149 messages
joined May 2019
#178 ·
Drew Bennett68 said:😲😂

When an experienced lady like that speaks, who are we to second her judgment?
rustydrifter10 rustydrifter10 Regular
693 messages
joined Apr 2011
#179 ·
Drew Bennett68 said:😲😂

🤣

Tyler Bennett5 said:When an experienced lady like that speaks, who are we to second her judgment?

😳
Edward Howard2 Edward Howard2 Regular
379 messages
joined Jan 2010
#180 ·
rustydrifter10 said:Honestly, I think some of my girls would be more than happy to hang out for a few hours after seeing something like that!

I definitely envision her the same way. 😬

We've got quite a few sheriffs in this story, though—which one are you eyeing? 😁

Maybe we could whip something up combining this:

Glad to see you caught wind of the rumors too, ma'am—turns out calling Edward Howard2 "Fast" in bed isn't quite accurate.😁

Alright, we've got a deal... 🙂
Now let's see @templarski actually walk the walk... and hey, if you could throw in some juicy details, that'd be great... 🤣

We've got plenty of sheriffs around, which one are you talking about?😁

If I'm following this correctly... there's only one real Sheriff Pangloss over in Tamburel. Everyone else is just a deputy who has to stay on the straight and narrow because of his orders.😂
And since Sheriff Dorian is hanging out in the next town over in Padock, the best you can do is maybe call him on a hotline via telegraph.😁

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