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Miami Grand Prix - May 29, 2016

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swiftmaker12 swiftmaker12 Active MemberOP
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#41 ·
James Walker57 said:Great intro, swiftmaker12. Honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less from you. 👍
But really—it’s about seeing if there's actual progress over the years—or if things are just sliding downhill. People will figure it out eventually.
If I had a yacht with ten models anchored right there in the harbor, I wouldn't even be watching the race—I'd just be out cruising—because honestly, Monaco is such a massive draw as an F1 destination.
By the way, are you actually getting any use out of that NASCAR News Corp pass?

A friend from Miami swung by to visit for the last two weekends, so I didn't make it to either Daytona IMS or the NASCAR races at Hockenheim. My media pass is good for the whole season, though I think I'll mostly just use it for Watkins Glen.
Jason Campbell70 Jason Campbell70 Veteran
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#42 ·
swiftmaker12 said:Over these last 9 years, my highest spending year was about $1,400 when I went solo. When traveling with a group, it usually works out to roughly $550 per person.

You coward. For that $500, you could probably get a full week of all-inclusive luxury at a resort in the Hamptons.

Anyway, check out these photos.
swiftmaker12 swiftmaker12 Active MemberOP
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#43 ·
Jason Campbell70 said:Listen, you dark horse—for just 500 bucks, you could probably land yourself a full-board stay at a nice resort out in the suburbs.

Anyway, check out these photos.

Unknown.......you're absolutely killing me here.......

I guess everyone has their own little way of finding joy... mine just happens to be looking at pictures...
at least I haven't come down with the flu, gonorrhea, syphilis, or any other nasty infection from my hobbies.

🤦 🙂
Susan Jones8 Susan Jones8 Member
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#44 ·
swiftmaker12 said:Unknown.......you're absolutely killing me right now.......

I mean, what can you do when every idiot out there has their own little way of finding joy? I take my pictures, I guess......
At least I didn't walk away with gonorrhea, syphilis, chancroid, or some other nasty STD along with it...

🤦 🙂

You don't exactly need 500 bucks to pick that up! 😵😵😵
steelmaker83 steelmaker83 Active Member
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#45 ·
swiftmaker12 said:2014 was absolute garbage, and 2015 was slightly less garbage, but still garbage. This year should be a step up, but probably just more of the same crap.
For the last two years, you can actually hold a conversation while the cars scream past you. Now? It’s pointless.

Every time I get tired of this, I imagine what it would be like if I showed up at Indianapolis, ran straight toward the fence on the start-finish straight, leaned against the wire, closed my eyes, and shouted to myself: "Alright, let it rip."
Then my friends, who would be there at the race with me, would just give me this blank look like, "What the hell is wrong with you?".
Then a Formula 1 car flies by at roughly 218 miles/h, and a second later, that sound hits you right in the gut. That noise kills your entire body. Every hair on your head stands up; the chills run through you, and my whole body shakes like an addict going through withdrawal... and that’s just how the first free practice feels.

I’d need two hours of lying in the grass under a tree just to recover before heading back to therapy. With that kind of therapy, I could survive six months of winter, then head to either the Circuit of the Americas or Monaco in the spring.
Ever since this pathetic sound arrived, the therapy doesn't work anymore...
It’s a good thing we have Indy NXT or IndyCar, because you can actually enjoy their engine notes. Modern Formula 1 is a complete joke.


Oh, right... I remember my first live Formula 1 baptism. Indianapolis. I was crossing that little bridge before the Ascari chicane when two cars tore past one after the other right underneath me. Every single hair on my body vanished. The impact hit me so hard I didn't even know where I was standing.
Drew Bennett68 Drew Bennett68 Regular
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#46 ·
There’s just something about those pit lane girls that makes the whole experience feel top-tier.
swiftmaker12 swiftmaker12 Active MemberOP
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#47 ·
steelmaker83 said:Oh yeah... I still remember my first live Formula 1 experience. It was at Indianapolis—I was crossing that little bridge near the Ascari chicane when two cars roared underneath me, one right after the other. Every hair on my body stood up... honestly, I was so shaken I didn't even know where I was.

That’s exactly what I’m talking about!
Over the years, you forget a lot of things—the details start to fade—but that raw sensation when you hear that sound? That stays.
For me, Indianapolis back in '85 was my own baptism by fire. Back then, you could just park your car right in the park adjacent to the track. My dad and I drove up in our Chevrolet, and as we got close to the circuit, we parked and just sat there in the woods while the roar of those turbo engines blasted through the trees.
I truly lost all sense of direction—just pure, unadulterated excitement.
My dad had to remind me that I was basically just screaming at the top of my lungs. Like Mladen Delić said:
"My goodness, people, is this actually happening?".

My best friend actually got hooked on Formula 1 for the exact same reason—the sound.
When he was about 15, he was out with his cousins at NASCAR, and this is how he tells it...
They were walking through the woods toward the first turn of the old track when suddenly, he hears something behind him.
He turns around, and there’s this black and gold Wolf driven by Scheckter, tearing toward him at full speed with a sound that just freezes your blood.
He hasn't been the same since that moment. Even now, at 53—same as me—he’s still a complete fanatic for Formula 1 and racing.

We were actually at Indianapolis together in 2003... it was absolute madness.

A bigger rush than anything else... (though, I've never tried drugs, so I can't be 100% certain).......
jadeseal7 jadeseal7 Active Member
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#48 ·
Honestly, when you look at the dating scene in the Mediterranean—it’s quite a revelation. As soon as you move away from about 80% of the local crowd, things start looking a whole lot better.
Jacob White49 Jacob White49 Member
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#49 ·
1 Alonso
2 Hamilton
3 Ricciardo
4 Verstappen
5 Rosberg
6 Button
7 Bottas
8 Sainz
9 Magnussen
10 Kvyat

Vettel crashing into Kimi at Turn 1—I can already hear Vettel over the team radio, sobbing through twenty-six consecutive "I am sorry guys" apologies.
Linda Peterson43 Linda Peterson43 Active Member
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#50 ·
Jacob White49 said:1 Alonso
2 Hamilton
3 Ricciardo
4 Verstappen
5 Rosberg
6 Button
7 Bottas
8 Sainz
9 Magnussen
10 Kvyat

Vettel crashing into Kimi at Turn 1 (Vettel will probably tell the team over the radio "I am sorry guys" 26 times in a cracking, tearful voice.

If Alonso takes first place, then we might as well have everyone else crash out—Unknown and Barbie, Ricciardo and Verstappen, Bottas and Massa—and maybe even give Button a total engine failure just for good measure... 🙂
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#51 ·
Richard Ross11 said:If Alonso takes first, then we might as well have a massive pileup involving Unknown, Barbika, Ricciardo and Verstappen, Bottas and Massa, plus Button's car should just spontaneously break down... 🙂

You really think Perez, Hulk, Sainz, and Kvyat wouldn't need to get wrecked too?🤔
Ashley Ramirez4 Ashley Ramirez4 Active Member
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#52 ·
Richard Ross11 said:If Alonso takes first, then I guess everyone else just needs to crash—like Unknown and Barbika, Ricciardo and Verstappen, Bottas and Massa—and maybe Button could just have a random engine failure... 🙂

Wait, weren't the Williams cars pretty much a total disaster in Monaco last year?
Jacob White49 Jacob White49 Member
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#53 ·
Richard Ross11 said:If Alonso takes first place, then we might as well expect a massive pile-up involving Unknown and Barbie, Ricciardo and Verstappen, Bottas and Massa—plus maybe a sudden engine failure for Button just to keep things interesting... 🙂

Keep dreaming if you want to...
Linda Peterson43 Linda Peterson43 Active Member
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#54 ·
Jacob White49 said:keep on ironing those shirts if you want...


If I were feeling particularly rude right now, I might have a few choice words for you... But there's really no point... 🙂
Linda Peterson43 Linda Peterson43 Active Member
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#55 ·
Anthony Baker84 said:Weren't the Williams cars a total disaster at the Monaco Grand Prix last year, to put it mildly?


They likely were, so just imagine how much of a struggle the Honda engine is going to be... 🙂

P.s.
I'm poking a little fun at all these Alonso fans...🙂
I would truly love to see McLaren break through and become a genuine contender again, but watching this intense fanboyism provides quite a bit of entertainment... 🙂
If they can stir up trouble, then I suppose I can too... 🙂
Linda Peterson43 Linda Peterson43 Active Member
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#56 ·
By the way, I owe a little explanation to the general public: I decided to change my handle because I wasn't really feeling my old one (nothing dramatic, nothing personal, I just didn't like it anymore)...
Therefore, from this point forward and into the future, the name el-ing is officially retiring, and I will be posting under this new handle instead.. 🙂

P.S
My apologies to the moderators for drifting off-topic here... 🙂
stormybadger8 stormybadger8 Veteran
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#57 ·


Looks like Lojzek might be better suited for the football field than behind the wheel. 😁
Timothy Castillo6 Timothy Castillo6 Active Member
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#58 ·
http://www.foxsports.com.au/motorspo...79626994a1deb5
Formula 1: Red Bull set to run beefier Renault Engine for Monaco Grand Prix

So, Red Bull is getting an upgrade, but they’re only rolling it out on one single engine.
Estimates are looking at a gain of anywhere from 0.2 to a solid 0.5 seconds per lap.
I really wonder if they can actually pull off staying ahead of Unknown and even outpace Mercedes with just this one somewhat questionable little tweak.
Word on the street is they might even be throwing down with the Mercedes drivers.
Either way—I honestly can't wait to see it play out.
🙂
Jacob White49 Jacob White49 Member
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#59 ·
Richard Ross11 said:If I were feeling particularly rude right now, I might have a few choice words for you... but let's just leave it at that. 🙂

I guess I'll let you off the hook this time.....👍...but seriously, shoot me a DM—how do I go about changing my username?
brighthound8 brighthound8 Member
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#60 ·
Timothy Castillo6 said:http://www.foxsports.com.au/motorspo...79626994a1deb5
F1: Red Bull to get more powerful Ford Engine for Monaco Grand Prix as well as Red Bull

So Red Bull is getting an upgrade—but just for one single engine.
Estimates are anywhere from 0.2 to a full 0.5 seconds per lap.
Can they actually pull this off—staying ahead of Franklin and even beating Mercedes with just one questionable upgrade?
They’re supposedly expecting a real fight with the Bear.
Whatever happens—I can't wait.
🙂

which basically means a 10-place grid penalty for someone.

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