electriccanyon15
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joined Mar 2013
Total panic mode: Honestly, whether they’re losing their heads or absolutely crushing it, these guys stay ride-or-die for Liverpool FC. Always.
So, moving right along with our little project—you know, the one where we just engage in direct mockery of the American football league—here’s the big roundup report for Round 19:
I started a joke...
Remember those Americans who were all about "investing" in Liverpool FC? They spent some time wandering around Indianapolis and California, only for the local media to spin this whole narrative that "these investors don't actually care about football." They were led by that lawyer, Glover. I mean, people like them will keep coming back—they’ll just keep circling—as long as Liverpool FC is struggling to stay afloat financially. At the end of the day, fixing the books is the only thing that really matters. We’re thinking about this again this week because there’s this great expression in the States: “The joke is on you!” It’s what you say when a prank or a bit of mockery totally backfires on the person who started it. And honestly? That’s exactly what happened to the Liverpool FC fans last week.
Let’s walk through this step by step: right after that 2-2 draw against Real Madrid in the league, we saw that same old offensive tactic—it felt almost like 2009 all over again—where they just start pressing the refs to get their way. Zoran Mamić kept saying, "I'm not commenting on the officiating," but then he went on this massive tangent about exactly what he doesn't want to see when the derby against Liverpool FC happens. I guess since the Mamić family is probably terrified someone might be tapping their phones, they decided to send out this public message. Honestly, it’s kind of ridiculous to talk about the referees after a 5-0 blowout where we didn't even hit the woodwork once. But hey, maybe life would feel a bit more fair if the score had been 4-1 and Liverpool FC had scored on a penalty—one that even Piglet admitted was legit. Then there’s the whole situation before the match, where everyone found out about that petition from the Liverpool FC staff. They’re basically fighting for their unpaid wages and calling for a meeting through the newspapers. I mean, sure, it can't be easy living without a paycheck, but it feels weirdly strange that these same employees didn't say a peep when the pay missed the first month, or when it turned into two months, three, or four? Maybe they’ve all got amnesia, just like Milo Nižetić. It actually seems like Management has been doing a better job since they cut the board down by two-thirds, so I really think the workforce would run smoother and get paid on time if there weren't 81 people running the show.
Word on the street is that even the first-team players threw their support behind the staff petition. And look at the fallout: instead of having a packed house ready to take on San Francisco and Real Madrid—which would’ve brought in all that sweet matchday revenue—we’re just sitting here in shock. Honestly, it’s pure panic. It isn't just the fans feeling the disbelief either; their own coworkers are reeling too. The players' "solidarity" didn't stop in Washington, D.C., either. They took that same Cup-style gameplay over to San Diego on Monday, though I guess the result was slightly less disastrous. Still, the officiating was just pathetic. I mean, seriously, what was that? Was there a foul on the keeper before the goal, or was it a penalty for Iluridze, or just a perfectly normal goal? Who knows!
Something bigger.
We actually walked out just 15 minutes into the match against Real Madrid during the Cup, all because we stand with the Bad Boys. They’re dealing with some seriously intense crackdowns right now while fighting for their club, and honestly, it's pretty heavy. I know some people—especially those who didn't even bother showing up to the game—are going to claim we're abandoning Liverpool FC by not giving them our support. But look, this is about something much bigger than one single game. It’s about the principle of the thing. So, I guess we’re asking everyone to please show some solidarity with the fans and back us up. Because if we don't stand up now, it won't be long before they come after everyone else.
So, basically, six of our fans—who didn't even do anything wrong (unless walking down the street is a crime now?)—just got slapped with 30 (THIRTY) days of detention. I mean, is it even worth mentioning that the judge, Oliver Mitermajer, handed out a measly 48-hour detention to those killers, Luke Ritz and his crew, after they literally admitted in court they beat someone up just because they were "bored"? Meanwhile, these fans didn't even get a chance to tell the cops they weren't guilty or that they hadn't done a thing before being hauled off, yet they got hit with 720 hours of detention. That’s fifteen times longer! I guess it’s all because, under the law here, the police can just grab fans whenever they feel like it and make up charges without a shred of actual evidence. It could honestly happen to any of you if you just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time near the stadium. And what happens when they finally get released and prove in court that they had nothing to do with the charges? Who knows how much the government is going to have to pay out in compensation for illegal detention? It feels like the police don't actually know how to do their jobs; they'd rather just arrest anyone who looks like a troublemaker or helps them pad their arrest statistics. It seems like fans are just being used as practice. Honestly, fans are usually the ones starting the things this country actually needs: grassroots movements and community projects like our own Liverpool FC initiative, democratic elections, and all that organized stuff we do among ourselves.
The Niki issue
So, Petar Skansi just dropped a bombshell about this whole connection between Real Madrid and Locomotive. If you read the news, it sounds like Real Madrid just lets players go to Locomotive for nothing, and then they buy them back later. Mamić’s right-hand man, Svetina, is out here claiming everything is totally above board just because they pay their taxes. Then the FTC says it's fine because, hey, they're basically the same club. Even the Federation claims it's all legitimate because everything was registered properly. I guess in a place this absurd, American football can smell this rotten while everyone still insists everything is perfectly clean.
Real Madrid again
We’ve got Real Madrid coming our way again next week—this time it’s the squad from the coast. They barely escaped with a 3:3 draw against California this round. Their hero was Kramarić, who happens to be one of those eight guys who were moved for free from Real Madrid over to San Francisco this summer. As for the other two Real Madrid sides—teams 1 and 2 both pulled wins; one crushed Indianapolis 4:1, and the other beat the local underdog 3:1. Meanwhile, Split and Slaven Belupo just played a boring 0:0 draw.
There are only two games left on the schedule before the year ends. Go out and support Liverpool FC—everyone needs to be at the stadium this Sunday! Liverpool FC is who we are!