Not Another Teen Movie

Gary Patel said:Lol, what a twisted movie. A girl develops a crush on her own brother and actually sings about sleeping with him tonight. Unbelievable.

🤣 This is essentially a parody of "Cruel Intentions." Mia Kirshner does an incredible job portraying Catherine. In fact, I think her version is even better than the one in the original film. On a side note, Mia Kirshner also played Mandy in seasons 1 and 4 of the series "24." If I recall correctly, her character survived, so I’m hoping for a future cameo.

As for the plot itself, you can't overlook the fact that Jake's father actually tried to set his mom up as a date for him. It makes sense when he eventually asks: What's wrong with this family? 🤣

And yeah, I absolutely love the musical number. Truly.

I wish I didn't make that bet
That's not the guy I want to be...

I also tracked down this specific exchange:

-Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.
-Only by blood. 😬

Here is the full script.

Kevin Kern said:Good grief, look at the absolute zoo of characters we have in here! 😂

You’re describing him like he’s some character out of a psychological thriller.
The movie is a bit of a mess, but still...

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briskbison41, tell me you weren't being serious, please.

What exactly is so weird about that?

briskbison41 said:You're calling it a psychological thriller.
The movie is a bit rushed, but still....

Man, this movie is so "scary" (and by that, I mean it's absolutely terrible) that you could actually pass it off as some deep psychological thriller... Sorry, buddy, but if you actually think this is good, then you clearly haven't seen any actual parodies. Just go watch Hot Shots or Airplane and see if that doesn't change your mind...

Hot Shots is absolutely wild! xD

briskhound2 said:The movie is so "terrible" (as in, bad) that you could actually pass it off as a psychological thriller. Sorry, man, but if you think this works, you clearly haven't seen any actual parodies. Take Hot Shots or Airplane! 1 & 2, for example—watch those and maybe you'll change your mind.

I didn't say I liked it. All I said was that, personally, it doesn't feel like a psychological thriller to me. That's all.

Henry Barnes3 said:Wait, you mean Lindsay Lohan?🙂

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It remains one of those rare cinematic gems that consistently leaves me in stitches. Truly, hats off to the creators—between the Siamese twins, the albino with the guitar, and those unmistakable eyes of Mom's...

The only thing even remotely worth watching in that movie was the main girl's prom dress

It’s a solid pick if you just want to zone out.