User dossiers? Does this forum have its own CIA and FBI?

Michael Palmer11 said:I’ve actually got a top-secret file on Willard—it was scrubbed from the UN records, but it makes things crystal clear. It shows exactly which users need to be dragged through the mud just to get promoted to moderator, and which moderators have to play the game to reach super-moderator status...

Thanks much, but I already know all that. You really think that's how I managed to climb the ladder to moderator status? 🙂

Michael Palmer11 said:Believe me, that costs way more than Willard. With Willard, the only thing you’d be paying for is a bunch of deleted posts...
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You're offering $33 for Willard? Careful now, because if you do, you'll get a discount on every other handle, which honestly might actually be worth it in your case. 😁

Honestly, everyone else is just missing to complete a whole damn collection...
I mean, if you were actually going to pay off Willard, then you’d have to cough up for the whole spread—everything from those premium steaks to the slow-roasted BBQ and all that seafood that went down in the war, plus everything else coming out under the new era's terms. And then there's the credit debt to deal with, because man, there is a ton of that...
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Like, who's actually footing the bill here?

Subject - Where do I even ask this?

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"this is some pretty interesting info from my perspective...look, purely theoretically speaking, let's just say there's something on my mind, something bothering me. I'm wondering where I can go to get some clarity on my question, but specifically within this group of ours (and I'm saying this because I don't want anyone trying to pull some shady scheme on me involving fake doctors)... I'm asking, where can I ask something without getting screwed over by having my thread deleted, or god forbid, getting banned or something? Thanks to all those experiences and lessons learned, I'll pass."
thanks a million"
Prile after his thread got nuked

Then another time he asked why he got banned for not using a question mark at the end, so they wiped his thread. So he opens a new one, adds the question mark, and writes: "Maybe you guys didn't get it, so I'm adding a question mark..."
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And you know what, I already started an initiative to gather all these posts together and I managed to save quite a bit. But half that crew got banned. I wonder if all these posts could be pulled from somewhere. It's a bit of a long shot, but I think if they could be, we could probably talk about money too.

fadedeagle39 said:Just so you guys know, Nicole Collins13 used to work for the FBI.😁

OSS, darling, OSS...😍

redmarlin3 said:I've got enough now that I could actually start a business. 🤔

Rachel Sanchez11, how much would you actually pay to get your hands on those Willard notes? 🙂

Let's set up a formal rate first, then I'll drop my current number here. 🥳

I was thinking I could add some special perks. For instance, if you order a UN from one user, you could get the UN from each of their clones at half price.

If the UN actually banned those troll accounts, the costs would end up doubling.

The UN moderator costs about five times more.

Who says my only hope is marrying into money? Sigh. 😍

Give me a break... Every time redmarlin3 mentions a price, I swear it’s at least 30% cheaper for me. 😉

Harold Sanders10 said:OSS, oh how I love the OSS...😍

I can tell from your avatar that you're a dangerous player. 😁

wiredangler5 said:Give me a break... Seriously. Every single price redmarlin3 mentions, I can beat by at least 30% easily. 😉

Whatever price wiredangler5 sets, that’s my rate too... plus I'll throw in a cleavage pic via DM for free. 🥳
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Man, what kind of crazy times are we living in? I’m honestly terrified that the success rate of your cleavage and Scott's is going to end up being exactly the same...
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redmarlin3 said:Whatever price wiredangler5 sets, that's my price too. Plus, I'll send a cleavage pic via DM for free. 🥳

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Can't argue with that, pretty solid leverage. 😁 I just doubt a little cleavage can compete with the topless shots some of the ladies on these forums post. 😉

wiredangler5 said:🤣

I mean, fair point, she's got some assets. 😁 I just highly doubt a little cleavage is going to hold its own against the full-on nude shots you see floating around on various forums... 😉

First of all, it absolutely can. 🙂

Second, where exactly do you think you're going to find those photos anyway? 😁

redmarlin3 said:First off, it's possible. 🙂

Second, how exactly do you plan on getting those photos? 😁

Don't try to mislead anyone with these arguments; the photos are already ready to go. ☕ As for whether the cleavage will be enough to compete, we'll see based on the number of offers. 🙂 😁

redmarlin3, Scott, and the rest of the crew, good luck with those files! 😎

I mean, I've got my own loans to worry about too, I guess. 🙄

velvetgull9 is basically the Bormann of this forum, and I mean that in the sense that her specialty is clearly keeping her little party members firmly in control of the (forum) leadership...
So, if you ask me, I’d definitely watch my step...

Oh man, you're totally right. Every time I hear about the FBI, I just lose it, it's honestly hilarious 👍 😁 😁

You just have to take their word for it, I guess... but hey, we’re all in this together... Hint: she might be my future daughter-in-law...

(Honey, if you happen to stumble upon this, I’m totally kidding)

velvetgull9 said:redmarlin3, Scott, and the rest of you—get lost with those files! 😎

Honestly, I've got my own bills to worry about. 🙄

Don't push your luck at our expense. It's stuff like this that causes big organizations to crumble. 😎 😁
So, don't let velvetgull9 scare you off. My offer is still on the table if anyone is interested. Just reach out. 😉

wiredangler5 said:Don't try to pull a fast one or confuse everyone with these counter-moves; the photos are already lined up and ready to go. ☕ As for whether the cleavage can actually compete... I guess we'll find out once the bids start rolling in. 🙂 😁

Personally, I’m offering a special VIP package just for the ladies on here, complete with some spicy shots of the moderators. 🙂 😁

velvetgull9 said:redmarlin3, Scott, and the rest of you—get lost!! You’re all just living off old files 😎

Look, I’ve got my own mortgage to worry about 🙄

First one there gets the girl. 🙂

Last one standing... gets the wife.

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Michael Palmer11 said:I mean, I’d love to know what Willard is actually typing in those user notes... 🤣

No kidding... what, you want me to PM you velvetgull9's password next? 😍

Michael Palmer11 said:So I read somewhere that there are "user notes," and basically an old-timer mod is telling a rookie mod, "Hey, check the user notes to see why this guy got banned before"

Look, at least treat us like actual human beings instead of acting like we're just a bunch of mindless sheep.🤣 It’s a good thing you didn't just call us Mod1 and Mod2.😁

redmarlin3 said:Besides, how do you plan on getting those photos? 😁

They're tucked away in the ultra-secure 'user notes top secret' files. Don't play dumb with me.

Don't tell me you don't have access to the UNTS?

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boldhound8 said:Look, just treat us like actual human beings for once, alright? Stop acting like we're nothing more than a bunch of mindless sheep.🤣 Man, I’m just glad you didn't go ahead and label us Mod1 and Mod2.😁

Look, man, I hate to be that guy—and I know I’m always kind of nitpicking your stuff—but you just jumped right into the middle of my argument like a rabbit charging into a cabbage patch.
Just so everyone’s on the same page here—just for the record—the veteran mod is Mod1 and the new guy is Mod2.
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Hey, get me in touch with wiredangler5 and redmarlin3. I want to see if we can actually pull together a plan to shut down this coupon-style privatization nonsense they're pulling, and maybe find some leverage so we can start trading papers for free.
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Jerry Martin19 said:No way in hell... you think I'm actually gonna DM velvetgull9 her password? Yeah, right. As if. 😍

Yeah, I've got that.
Look, the paperwork from the current system isn't even the real issue—you know, the stuff in these latest Vbulletina versions. The real headache, I guess, is all that mess left over from before the upgrade. That’s where the actual trouble lies.
You know how it goes, right? Like, when they rolled out that new system, all the old paperwork just vanished into thin air. Everything got lost in the shuffle, the entire database ended up completely botched, and now it’s missing half the stuff that was actually correct to begin with. It's a total mess, I guess.
Heh... let me think about that for a second.

Look, I’ve been thinking about this, and honestly, velvetgull9 was absolutely essential during all those transition periods. She basically hovered right next to the main admin at the CP, just waiting. The second the system clicked over for an upgrade, she’d be on it—moving lightning-fast to pull data from the top 380 most interesting targets based on a pre-set list she already had ready to go. I guess you could say she always knew exactly which buttons to push before anyone else even realized the system was live.
I mean, honestly, after every single draw, you could just check that "delete from database" box and call it a day. That’s pretty much it. Simple as that, I guess.

That cat’s got skills, I gotta hand it to her...