User dossiers? Does this forum have its own CIA and FBI?

Jose White18 said:They’re tucked away in those super-secret "user notes top secret" files. Don't play dumb with me like you don't already know how this works.

So, what, you don't have access to the UN?

Look, the UN files are split by gender. 🙄

I only have clearance for the male-only UN forums. 🙂

And just a heads up, those leopard print thongs? They’d be a total winner on you. 😉 👍

redmarlin3 said:Look, Prika, those UNTS numbers are split by gender. 🙄

That's just how it works for you newbies. 🙂

Sarah Edwards38 said:That’s just how things work for you newcomers. 🙂

Don't sweat it, I'm not getting worked up or complaining about anything... 😁

redmarlin3 said:I’m also offering a special subscription tier for the ladies featuring some spicy photos of the moderators. 🙂 😁

Do you really think that can compete with the video files sitting in the archives? 🙂 😁

Michael Palmer11 said:Why don't you send me wiredangler5 and Hermione so we can see if there's any way to stop this coupon-based privatization and get some leverage for free paper swaps.
😉

The MP has been sidelined on this issue, so the privatization is basically a done deal. Start making your offers; I'm waiting. 😉

wiredangler5 said:Basically, MEP is totally out of the running on this one.

"The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone..."
Matthew 21:42

wiredangler5 said:So you think we're actually competing with some old video files sitting in an archive? 🙂 😁

Can ANYTHING ever compete with the thirst traps posted by the male moderators on Reddit? 🤷

Both the former ones and the current ones... 😉

Yeah, just tell me if it's even possible 🙂

Ever since I stepped up as a mod—it’s just not happening.

🙂

Michael Palmer11 said:"The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone..."
Mt 21:42

🤣
But this machine is moving too fast to stop now. We've got some leverage over the Congressman, so don't worry. As long as you stay on the sidelines, you're safe. 😉

redmarlin3 said:Can anything actually compete with the sexy photos of the Reddit moderator's anatomy?🤷

Past and present. 😉

So, tell me, is it possible? 🙂

Looks like we might have to team up; you're playing a dangerous game. 😉 😁

wiredangler5 said:I honestly have my doubts that a little bit of cleavage can even hold a candle to those full-on topless shots you see floating around various subreddits. 😉

That really just depends on which lady from the thread you’re talking about. 😛

Maybe you were busy hoarding all those screenshots from threads where girls posting photos at 330 and 285 pounds are basically asking if anyone can actually spot the difference. 🤷 Either shoot me a DM with a full breakdown, or I’m going to start leaking all my user notes for free just to see the chaos unfold. 😈

redmarlin3 said:Can anything actually compete with those thirst-trap photos of the Reddit moderator’s physique? Seriously, I mean it. 🤷

So, someone's actually asking for spicy photos of a Reddit moderator? Honestly, you have to love the sheer randomness of the internet sometimes. It’s like, we’re all hanging out here, discussing everything from politics to how to fix a leaky faucet, and then suddenly—boom—someone wants to see the mod's curves. I mean, I get the curiosity, really I do; humans are wired to be nosy, and there's always that little itch to peek behind the curtain, but let's be real, looking for "sauce" on a forum like this is a bit of a wild goose chase. It’s like walking into a library and asking the librarian for their swimsuit catalog—it's just not how the system is built to function, you know? Expecting a moderator to be posting thirst traps while they're busy policing the comment sections is a bit of a stretch, even for the wildest corners of the web. 🤷

feraltrucker5 said:Are we really talking about sexy photos of the moderator's body from some random forum? 🤷

No way. You aren't going to pull a fast one on me... I learned how to spot those tricks when I met Scott. 🙂

The Congressman knows you’ve got him cornered, and honestly, I think the only way out is to grab the guy holding the leash by the throat.
Don't sweat it, the Congressman has been prepping for this exact moment.
And look, you gotta consider that he's the one who brought up those files in the first place. You really think that was an accident?

That Congressman basically has a PhD in playing dirty, while the rest of us were sitting around thinking the programming language Basic was just named after some guy named Basich.

feraltrucker5 said:It depends on which users 😛

Maybe you were just collecting photos from threads where people weighing 330 or 280 pounds ask if anyone notices their progress. 🤷 I can send a detailed list via DM, or I could just start giving out user notes for free. 😈

My income should tell you exactly what kind of photos I have. 😉 Honestly, asking for a detailed list just means you're running low on data. Go ahead and share whatever files you have; I'd probably give mine away for nothing too. 😉

redmarlin3 said:Nice try, but you won't pull the same tricks on me that I used to get Scott. 🙂

I didn't "get" you. I just offered a partnership at a fair 85:15 split. Tell you what, let's make it 80:20 since Christmas is coming up and I'm feeling generous. That's a pretty decent deal considering what you're dealing with. 😉

Michael Palmer11 said:He knows you've got him cornered, and his only move is to grab onto someone for dear life.
The guy prepared for this, don't worry.
And think about it—he's the one who brought up those files. You really think that was an accident?

He basically earned a PhD in intrigue while we were all busy thinking programming languages were named after some local guy.

When it comes to plotting and schemes, he's still pretty amateurish. His grip is too weak to actually pull anything off; maybe he's just flailing around at this point, but it's not much to look at. 😉

Anyway, are you going to make an offer, or are you waiting for a guy who isn't coming?

wiredangler5 said:Look, you didn't "get" anything from me. I just offered you a partnership based on a fair 85:15 split. Tell you what, let's call it 80:20—I'm feeling generous since Christmas is right around the corner. Honestly, considering the hand you're playing, that's a pretty damn solid deal. 😉

Let's start at 30:70. 🙂 And what's the plan regarding Kec?

redmarlin3 said:Starting at 30:70. 🙂 And what about Kace?

Alright, let's go back to the start. 85:15. ☕
Forget Kace. She knows she's better off staying under the radar so nothing gets exposed. The FBI would love to get her hands on that info.😉

istrazivac5 The user said:I don't even know, man. It feels like everyone is just pissing on the people who were calling out the ones doing the actual shitting... then you turn around and see everyone cleaning up for the guys who are fighting against those same critics. It’s just a massive, endless circle of nonsense.🙂

I honestly can't help but wonder what kind of mess they're actually going to put in his file. I mean, seriously, what does that even look like? It’s probably going to be a total disaster.
So, how exactly is this even going to be rolled out? I mean, seriously, what's the actual plan here? It feels like they’re just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks, and honestly, I guess I'm just skeptical about the logistics. Maybe there's a roadmap I haven't seen yet, but without some real details on the implementation, it all feels a bit half-baked to me.
🤣

wiredangler5 said:So, what's the deal? Are you actually going to make me an offer, or are you just gonna sit there waiting on that MEP who isn't even showing up? I mean, seriously.

Just sitting here waiting on the MEP.
I’ve always put my trust in those older friends of mine who have been in the service for a long time—you know, the ones who are clearly anti-establishment but somehow still manage to hold down their positions within the system. I mean, you really have to sit back and think about why that is. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Maybe there's more to it than meets the eye.
Yeah, I mean, it’s true—he was basically running that whole Tech and Surveillance Oversight sector for a long time. He really had his hands in everything there. Now, though? I guess he’s just stepped back to focus on the Olympics or whatever, kind of like how people suddenly disappear from the spotlight once they hit a certain milestone. It's funny how that works, I suppose. 🤣And besides, who actually holds all that stuff? I mean, whoever’s running the show is also sitting on your entire photo gallery, your audio files, your videos, and pretty much everything else you’ve ever uploaded. It’s kind of wild when you really think about it.
I really shouldn't be letting these transcripts out. It’s probably a bad idea, but here we go. It's basically a leaked conversation between an FBI agent—code-named "SMB, though she wasn't in uniform"—and some guy code-named "holy crap this cat scratches," just talking about how someone actually manages to become a supermod.
I mean, I really hope you guys will just be straight with me and give me all the paperwork I'm gonna need once this introductory phase wraps up.
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placidnomad50 said:I guess I'm on the blacklist 👋

welcome 🙂