F1 Spam - Reloaded

driftingotter2 said:man, when was the last time you actually got laid?

come on, just be real with us, we're all buddies here... 🙏

dude, seriously, you almost made me spill my soda all over my screen 🤣 🤣

rustystag7 said:My foot fits perfectly, say the wise—like when you get kicked right in the backside and finally find your footing.🙏 🙏

I'll show you exactly how much space I take up.🙏

rustystag7 said:What kind of cardboard are we even talking about here?😕

Maybe take a look at your profile first.😬

rustystag7 said:Bosko, you idiot, I almost spilled my Coke all over the screen reading that.🤣 🤣

That is exactly why I stopped drinking Coke; I am coming up on three years now.😁

rustystag7 said:Hey steelwolf15, do you watch porn?😕

Man, I’m not even gonna bother asking in the morning because I’m already pretty sure about the answer...

I’m telling you guys, this guy is totally out there.😠

Not really,😕
I mean, yeah, I might click on a random site here and there,
but sitting through some full-on movie just like that? That’s just not my vibe.😕

Unless, obviously, we're talking about something live
happening between me and someone I actually love and want to be with.😍 😍 😍

driftingotter2 said:man, you can take those measly ten cents and shove 'em up your ass🙏

seriously dude, whether I'm getting laid or not has nothing to do with your tiny little ego... maybe try growing that thing out another ten cents so we actually have something worth talking about🙏 🙏

steelwolf15 said:and honestly, not even 😕
like opening some random porn site, yeah,
but watching a movie like that is just boring to me😕

unless, obviously, if it’s happening live
between me and someone I actually love and want😍 😍 😍

yeah, that's not a bad way to go either...

man oh man, damn you, mindoljevic, even if mia looks here and there at some porn, you aren't even watching👎

steelwolf15 said:and not even 😕
opening some porn site, sure,
but watching a movie like that is pointless to me 😕

unless, of course, it's live
between me and someone I actually love and want 😍 😍 😍

Emphasis on "love"😍

How romantic. 🤣 😁

I had a dream that it was actually possible to spam people's profiles on this forum😁

Bob

rustystag7 said:man, I’ve got my custom orthotics made specifically for when you get absolutely leveled by a kick to the rear end and need that extra support to stay upright🙏 🙏

😂 🤣 🤣

honestly, you crack me up sometimes🙏 🙏 🙏

rustystag7 said:Look, man, I don't care what you think about my ten cents. Why don't you go earn another ten so we can actually have a conversation?🙏 🙏

He’s talking about a telescopic 10cm
like the seating at a local arena
it expands whenever you need it to😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:go check out their profile 😬

so what am I supposed to do with a piece of cardboard now??? you want me to wipe my ass with it???😕

rustystag7 said:well, that isn't even really a loss...

Honestly, what are you doing? Even steelwolf15 is glancing around at the scenery, yet you're sitting there completely oblivious. 👎

My dear boy, back when I was busy watching adult films, you weren't even old enough to know which end was up.😁

steelwolf15 really lets me down sometimes😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:look kid, while I was busy watching adult movies, you probably didn't even know which end was up😁

I find it hard to believe you were watching stuff like that at six years old😠

Arthur Martinez7 said:Listen, kid, while I was busy watching adult films, you didn't even know which end was up. 😁

You didn't answer my question. 🙏

driftingotter2 said:really leaning into that "I love you" part 😍

man, talk about being romantic 🤣 😁

well obviously 😉

Hey steelwolf15, just saying... if you were ever feeling super horny and decided to go for me, what would that even look like?

Like, would we dive straight into it, or is this some slow burn kind of thing?😕

rustystag7 said:I find it hard to believe you were watching adult films at six years old.😠

My first experience wasn't even visual; it was audio.

I remember someone handing me a cassette tape filled with nothing but moaning, and I just sat there listening and letting my imagination run wild. 🤣 😁 🙏 👍

driftingotter2 said:man, steelwolf15 really lets me down every once in a while 😁

wait, why though? 😕