F1 Spam - Reloaded

rustystag7 said:I find it hard to believe you were watching adult films at six years old.😠

I suppose I did catch my first glimpse of something like that around age twelve, though I must admit, I wasn't entirely sure what to make of it at the time.🤣

driftingotter2 said:I didn't actually watch any adult films back then... I just listened.

I remember this one time some guy handed me an old cassette tape that was basically just nothing but heavy breathing and moaning. So there I was, just sitting there listening to it, letting my imagination run wild. 🤣 😁 🙏 👍

Man, us kids growing up more recently, we were mostly just watching cartoons...

But honestly, I swear even when I was like 6 or 7, I caught some weird animated stuff that felt way too grown-up, almost like they were trying to pass it off as "educational" for kids. 🤣 🤣

Arthur Martinez7 said:I first saw it when I was twelve, but I wasn't really sure what to make of it back then. 🤣

Well, you were probably just jerking off too much.

I personally started at seven. 🙏

driftingotter2 said:Man, you really don't know when to quit, do you?

Man, I am seriously feeling like a solid seven right now. 🙏

I don't even know where to start with this one. It’s just... man. I was sitting there thinking about how everything seems to be moving so fast lately, like you blink and the whole landscape changes, and then I saw this. It's hard to wrap my head around. It feels like when you're driving down a highway in the Midwest and suddenly the road just shifts under you—you weren't expecting it, and now you're just trying to keep the car straight. Anyway, yeah. Just a thought. 🙏 🙏

Same here. I’m pretty sure my elementary school teacher was basically in the line of fire until the fourth grade.

rustystag7 said:as if 🙏 🙏

I have always been among the more advanced ones😁 😁

driftingotter2 said:I've always been one of the ones ahead of the curve😁 😁

🤣 🤣 🤣

rustystag7 said:I am 🙏 🙏

I was the same way; I'm certain my elementary school teacher had her hands full with me until fourth grade.

Most of the time, I was a handful for my girlfriends in class.

But I also gave trouble to the teacher in the next classroom,
my neighbor,
even Mrs. Miller from down the street, and so on.😁

And just as importantly,
I used to bother the models in the Qualla catalogs.

Yes, exactly, and I was actually at the hospital with my sister... if I recall correctly... 🙄

😁

Arthur Martinez7 said:Sure, if we're being that ridiculous, I might as well be waiting for my sister at the maternity ward... 🙄

😁

Now's your chance to finally say whatever is actually on your mind.

Speak up. 😁 🙏

driftingotter2 said:man, you clearly haven't had enough downtime lately, haha

I'm honestly just out here vibing at a solid seven🙏

😂 😂 😂

but once you hit a nine, it’s a whole different ballgame 🙏 🙏 🙏
anyway, I can't deal with this nonsense anymore, I'm heading to bed 👋 😁

driftingotter2 said:I was mostly into my girlfriends back in school

but also the teacher from the classroom next door
plus the neighbor
little Mira from down the street and stuff like that😁

good grief....

I still remember being five years old and jumping all over my sister's goddaughter🙏 🙏

she actually loved playing hide-and-seek under the bed with me🤣 🤣 🤣

but man, my late buddy Tyler😍 😍 was a total legend—he actually managed to pull a girl when they were only two years old🙏 🙏

and honestly, it's just because they both slept naked in their cribs...

rustystag7 said:Good grief...

But honestly, my late friend Karlo 😍 😍 was a total legend; he actually hit on his girlfriend when they were only two years old. 🙏 🙏

And it’s only because they used to sleep naked in cribs together...

There's nothing wrong with that.
As for steelwolf15, she's acting like she hasn't explored herself before turning eighteen. 😉 🤣 🙄

Man, I honestly couldn't believe it when his ex started telling me this stuff...
I have no clue what kind of games she was playing with her, but I know for a fact his old lady absolutely shredded him. 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:Well, now you finally have the floor to let out everything that's been weighing on your conscience.

Just open up, 😁 🙏

Because when I'm aiming at the two of you...😢

And how is everything going with Tom? Honestly, it might actually turn out that he’s completely wrecked half of the neonatal unit.🤣

Arthur Martinez7 said:honestly, I just want to take you both on...😢

seriously though, how's Tom gonna handle this? It’s actually gonna look like he totally wrecked half the neonatal ward🤣

Look, I'm not some player😁

I was just living my best life back then🤣 🤣

and man, I used to get grounded constantly when I was a kid because my mom always figured out I was hiding under the bed with my little girlfriend🤣 🤣 🤣

rustystag7 said:I am certainly not that sort of person. 😁

I must admit, there were days during that period when I simply felt quite overwhelmed by it all. 🤣 🤣

I’ve certainly been getting my fair share of grief lately. My mother finally caught on to my little disappearing acts—it turns out she isn't quite as oblivious as I thought when I'm constantly sneaking off under the bed with that little girl. 🤣 🤣 🤣

I had this dream where I was with a little girl—I think her name was Dragan—and she ended up running away from her preschool. 🤣 Honestly, I reached my breaking point and just decided to head home. I knew I could make it back on my own without any trouble, but she couldn't seem to get it together, so she ended up standing right outside my house crying her eyes out. My mother absolutely lost it with me because of the whole scene. Good grief, what a mess. 😬 😬

Arthur Martinez7 said:man, I remember this one time when I was little—I think her name was Dragan—we both decided to ditch daycare 🤣 just because we were fed up. I managed to make it home solo since I knew the way, but she couldn't find the house and started bawling her eyes out right on my front porch... let me tell you, my mom absolutely lost it on me because of that. Total nightmare. 😬 😬

🤣 🤣 🤣

and honestly, I was kind of an idiot back then, running straight into daycare the second I arrived.....
and she happened to be Black.....
you can probably imagine how my mom reacted when I showed up dragging this girl along and told her, "Hey Mom, this is my girlfriend." 🤣 🤣 🤣

fast forward to today, and that girl is a total powerhouse. I'm pretty sure she's a model now, maybe even danced in one of those big pop music videos. I even heard a rumor she was dating that creep, that guy Tarik Filipovic, for a few months. 👎

rustystag7 said:🤣 🤣 🤣

I honestly feel like an idiot—I walked into my preschool and the first thing I saw was this little girl...
And she was Black...
Can you even imagine the look on my mother's face when I brought her home and said, "Hey Mom, this is my girlfriend"? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Fast forward to today, and that girl is a total bombshell. I’m pretty sure she’s a professional model; I think I even saw her dancing in one of those big music videos by someone like Justin Timberlake. Actually, if I remember the rumors correctly, she might have been dating that creep Tariq, that guy who got caught up in that whole scandal a while back. 👎

Man, rustystag7, you really missed out! 🙏

Looking back now that I've finished school, I realize I was quite a handful. My parents were constantly breathing down my neck and grounding me over the smallest things. I distinctly remember one time when I messed up all the labels on our storage bins at home, and nobody could find anyone's shoes to get out the door. 🤣

But then, once I started high school, everything changed and I actually turned into a bit of a straight-A student. 😢

Arthur Martinez7 said:man, rustystag7, you missed out big time 🙏

honestly, looking back at my preschool days... man, I was a total menace. My parents were constantly laying down the law over nothing. One time, I actually moved all the labels on the cubbies where we kept our stuff, and nobody could find their shoes to go home. Total chaos. 🤣

then I hit elementary school and turned into a straight-up nerd 😢

damn, man, you could've ended up a complete burnout if things went differently 🙏 🙏 🙏

I was definitely a wild kid too, though maybe not as much during preschool. I once jumped off a three-foot balcony at home just for kicks and walked away without a scratch 😁

once middle school rolled around, I chilled out a bit, but I still got into plenty of scraps until about 5th or 6th grade. After that, I pretty much stopped fighting altogether :unkn:

I calmed down, sure, but I didn't turn into a total bookworm either...

but then, once I hit junior year of high school, I started talking way too much, finally found some balance, and then—boom—went right back to being a troublemaker again 🙏 🙏

rustystag7 said:Back when I started my junior year of high school, I was a bit of a chatterbox, though I could be quite self-absorbed at times. I suppose I was always a little bit wild, wasn't I? 🙏 🙏

My buddy told me 🤣

Believe me when I say I got plenty rebellious enough for a straight-A student... 😬
And whether it was elementary school or middle school, I always seemed to gravitate toward the troublemakers. My teachers were constantly telling me I shouldn't hang out with that crowd because they saw potential in me to be a "good kid."😁

But then again, that's just the old story—I've always had a weakness for the rebels; they've always been interesting to me. 🤣