R.I.P. Chris Penn
Started by Dana Anderson4 · · 👁 6 views · 35 replies
#23 ·
Dana Anderson4 said:It’ll happen when he hits 43...
That’s what it says on IMDb, basically weight issues and heart trouble catching up to him, just like what happened with John Candy...
#24 ·
That’s not exactly a "natural death" anyway—which is kind of a ridiculous term unless we're talking about someone hitting 100—it’s just a heart attack, clogged arteries, or whatever else gets you...
#27 ·
Dana Anderson4 said:then it wasn't exactly a natural death...
Go tell that to the crowd over on IMDb🙂
#28 ·
Time for a little trip down memory lane... 🙂
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks into the prison a white man, then walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen being pumped up your ass for so long that it finally reached your fuckin' brain and leaked out your mouth!
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll swear he started the goddamn Great Chicago Fire, but that doesn't mean it's actually fucking true!
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : The girl got tired of him beating her, so one night she sneaks into his bedroom and super glues his dick to his stomach. The ambulance crew had to show up and cut the prick loose.
Mr. Pink: That's not even that bad.
Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every single time you needed to piss, you had to do a handstand?
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Did you see that, Daddy? Guy pinned me to the floor and tried to fuck me.
Mr. Blonde: You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie : Listen vic : Look, I don't care what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I just don't see you that way. I like you a lot, man, but I don't see you that way.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I were a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even toss you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie : Of course not, you'd keep me all to yourself, you sick bastard. After four years of fuckin' punks up the ass, you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you saw one.
Footloose:
Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard (Penn): What men?
Ren: Men At Work.
Willard: Well, where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a band.
Willard: Well, what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about The police?
Willard: What about them?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I've seen them.
[...]
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks into the prison a white man, then walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen being pumped up your ass for so long that it finally reached your fuckin' brain and leaked out your mouth!
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll swear he started the goddamn Great Chicago Fire, but that doesn't mean it's actually fucking true!
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : The girl got tired of him beating her, so one night she sneaks into his bedroom and super glues his dick to his stomach. The ambulance crew had to show up and cut the prick loose.
Mr. Pink: That's not even that bad.
Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every single time you needed to piss, you had to do a handstand?
Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Did you see that, Daddy? Guy pinned me to the floor and tried to fuck me.
Mr. Blonde: You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie : Listen vic : Look, I don't care what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I just don't see you that way. I like you a lot, man, but I don't see you that way.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I were a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even toss you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie : Of course not, you'd keep me all to yourself, you sick bastard. After four years of fuckin' punks up the ass, you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you saw one.
Footloose:
Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard (Penn): What men?
Ren: Men At Work.
Willard: Well, where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a band.
Willard: Well, what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about The police?
Willard: What about them?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I've seen them.
[...]
#29 ·
Joshua Bennett4 said:Poor Chris... honestly, he was such a talented actor. If you ask me, he never should've spent his whole career stuck in the shadow of his greasy, talentless brother 😢 he was way better than him... 🙂
Look, Sean Penn is one of my absolute favorites (among others, obviously). So please, stop talking nonsense.🙂
#30 ·
Sean Penn really started out as kind of a ridiculous actor, didn't he? But man, as he gets older, he just keeps getting better and better. For instance, in 'The Translator,' he was pretty much the only one who actually delivered anything worthwhile in that whole movie.
#34 ·
An enlarged heart combined with a dangerous cocktail of medications he was regularly taking led to the accidental death of actor Chris Penn, according to the Los Angeles coroner's office. It was an accident...
"There is absolutely no indication that his death was anything other than a tragic accident," investigators stated.
The primary cause of death was cardiac arrhythmia. On top of having a heart weighing roughly 700 grams—several hundred grams heavier than the average person's—he had been using a combination of anti-nausea and pain medications that proved to be quite lethal. We don't yet know the exact dosage of each medication taken prior to his passing, and the final autopsy report isn't expected for another few weeks...
"There is absolutely no indication that his death was anything other than a tragic accident," investigators stated.
The primary cause of death was cardiac arrhythmia. On top of having a heart weighing roughly 700 grams—several hundred grams heavier than the average person's—he had been using a combination of anti-nausea and pain medications that proved to be quite lethal. We don't yet know the exact dosage of each medication taken prior to his passing, and the final autopsy report isn't expected for another few weeks...
#36 ·
paranoid said: was mixing anti-nausea meds with painkillers, which is honestly a pretty dangerous combo.
Oh boy... I find myself doing that more often than I should... 🙂
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