Tango & Cash

rapidstag74 said:Typical male logic—and completely wrong at that. It’s funny how every woman thinks she can take some wild, reckless one-night-stand rocker and turn him into a little lapdog who will love nothing but her, stay loyal forever, and carry her shopping bags... even though he acts all tough to the world and breaks anyone else's head who gets too close. You know the drill: "I need a real man, someone solid as a rock, someone to protect me and fight my battles..."

Even if you're calling me out for "typical male logic," my point was actually that *everyone*—men and women alike—is powerless against the sheer magnetism of hair metal.

At its core, it's all about the leather pants.

robybaggio said:It’s not just Lambert... don't do this to me... there's enough material there for an entire starting lineup. Arnie, Stallone, Chuck Norris... 🙄

Legends that live in my heart (and hopefully yours too).

YES, EXACTLY!!! How could I have overlooked Chuck? My apologies. Chuck Norris is absolutely part of that elite squad of kings. However, I wouldn't count Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in this group. They still smell too much like big-budget Hollywood. I’m talking about the true titans of B-, C-, and Z-list cinema.

My ultimate bucket list item would be watching a movie starring that specific quartet: Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lambert, and Steven Seagal, while Dolph Lundgren plays the heavy in the background.

Joseph Thomas4 said:It would honestly be a bucket list item for me just to sit down and watch a single movie featuring that specific quartet: Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, and Steven Seagal, all while Dolph Lundgren plays a literal punching bag in the background.

But before they even get a chance to shine, imagine Lundgren just absolutely demolishing them like a roll of summer sausage, and then after he’s done, he just sits there for a second with a tiny bit of blood from his nose and a little trickle of cheap ketchup leaking out of the corner of his mouth before finishing the job by frying them all with 100,000 volts.

Then, right at the very end of the flick, after he's successfully squeezed every last drop of life out of them, they actually manage to take him down.

Tango & Cash............I've seen this thing at least 50 times..........
I can recite every single line of dialogue from memory......

It’s probably one of the last legitimate action flicks ever produced in Hollywood.

Sylvester Stallone
Kurt Russell
Jack Palance
Terry Hatchett

They just don't make movies like this anymore...........
Nowadays, everything is just some metrosexual nonsense covered in CGI effects. There’s no more
real, raw explosions or insane stunts....👍

Maybe this is slightly off topic... but I caught "Replicant" tonight. You've got Jean-Claude Van Damme playing two different roles. It was absolute garbage. 😁

silentharbor88 said:And before all that, Dolph Lundgren just beats them senseless like they’re nothing more than cheap sausages, then he waits while they bleed a little from the nose and some cheap jam leaks out of the corner of their mouths, only to finish the job by frying them with 100,000 volts...

Don't be so sure, anything is possible in these movies...

Then again, the guy is a chemical engineer after all...

😁

Chemical Engineer😂 😂 😂 😂

Man, do you guys remember seeing Dolph Lundgren as He-Man?

I was absolutely obsessed with that movie back in the day. Seriously.

*cactus* said:I suppose so....
it seems things like that can provide men with endless excitement.

High-end production, lesbian sex scenes, and sports. Precisely.

Edward Nguyen said:Oh, and you're clearly one of those closeted types too.

Ah, the classic fallback: "If they aren't into us, they must be gay." How incredibly original.

casualotter21 said:Ah, the classic fallback argument—"if they aren't interested in us, they must be gay." Honestly, please.

Hmm, I have to wonder which alternate reality you’re living in right now—just give me back my GNN!

Edward Nguyen said:I have to wonder which alternate reality you're currently inhabiting. Please return my damn GNN immediately.

Was I being summoned?

casualotter21 said:Yeah, you’ve got high-tech gadgets, lesbian sex scenes, and sports. All that.

Excuse me?

*sports*?

Since when on earth have you ever given a damn about *sports*? 😕

fadedtrucker19 said:Excuse me?

*Sports*?

Since when have you ever cared about *sports*? 😕

Can't you see that post wasn't even written by a real user here?

A bit late to the party here, but whatever....🙂

This movie is straight-up Law👍. I first saw it back in '95 when my old man recorded it onto a VHS tape... and since it was basically the only thing we had in the house, I probably watched it at least 50 times.😁

So yeah, just my two cents...
Cash and Tango are total opposites, and honestly, that’s exactly what makes the movie so damn good... plus, Tango's sister is a total knockout.😍

I still can't get over that scene with the guy with the little ponytail on the building, or that opening scene with the truck and the girl.👍

FJBG
Mr. Ex😁

Acid said:Can't you see that post wasn't even written by a real American user.

It was probably just some evil doppelgänger sporting a goatee! 😲

Man, that movie is absolutely insane. That truck is hands down the coolest thing I've ever seen😁. I actually have four just like it at my place, plus two more over at my neighbor's house
...

casualotter21 said:It’ll probably turn out to be some evil doppelgänger sporting a goatee! 😲

and a mustache!!!😲

My absolute favorite part has to be when Kurt Russell steps out of that armored vehicle and just starts unloading with an Uzi in each hand... honestly, it’s legendary. 🙂

Also, that scene where they're moving through the electrical current? Pretty intense.

And let's not forget that dance sequence by Terry Hachett—definitely not bad at all. 😵

Good old-fashioned action movies without all the unnecessary fluff. Just pure, uncut excitement—one of the absolute best.

Monday night on ABC, I'm definitely tuning in to catch👍

I know every single scene by heart. I know exactly what everyone is going to say and when they’re gonna say it. I’ve watched this thing a million times—hell, I watched it so much the tape on my old VHS actually wore out—but I’m totally watching it again.👋

Only this time, I’m recording it on DVD.👍 It lasts longer and you don't have to worry about the disc getting scratched as easily.😬

I’m watching too. You can't afford to miss this one. 🙏