casualotter21
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joined Feb 2003
It was alright, I suppose. Though, considering we are talking about Martin Scorsese (correct me if I've misspelled his name), it was a disappointment, to say the least. Mind you, I wouldn't call myself a die-hard fan, but he is one of those directors where, whenever I see one of his titles pop up, I usually think, "Yeah, this looks like one of those heavy adult dramas I typically try to avoid." But honestly, haven't we seen this kind of biopic formula a thousand times already?
The movie is about a famous person. It starts, for instance, with a childhood scene that is likely entirely fabricated, yet serves to show us they were destined for greatness from day one. Say, a young famous person sits in a washbasin and—if they happen to be a renowned diver—splashes around in there for five straight minutes while everyone else watches in awe. Or if it’s Napoleon, he sinks all the paper boats in a basin and tells his grandmother he’ll defeat the British Navy just like that, prompting her to look at him with pure wonder and admiration.
Fast forward about twenty years. The famous person is grown now and possesses a Vision. Naturally, nobody around them understands this Vision. This leads to dialogue along the lines of:
Famous person: "Don't you see? We have to start manufacturing ballpoint pens! A massive war is brewing in Europe, and we must be ready."
Average Joe: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE! AND THERE WON'T BE A WAR!"
Meanwhile, we sit in front of the TV, smirking to ourselves because we know he was right, feeling quite superior about how foolish people were back then compared to us today.
We are shown that the famous person is driven by Passion. This Passion is such that he constantly snaps at people and picks fights. A convenient female lead is introduced into the plot. Through His relationships with Her, we see how he is actually a man haunted by a Vision and a fear. Simultaneously, we see that Passion has a Dark Side that also haunts the famous person with a Vision. And so, we can sit in the theater, sigh, and say, "Ah, I suppose these are just those complex people."
The film concludes with the death of the protagonist, and we exit the theater nodding our heads, thinking, "Yes, yes, such is the fate of Complex People with a fear and a Vision."
I don't care for these biopics because it feels like you could make one about anyone using this template. For example, that dialogue about the pens above is actually from a sketch on the comedy series "Smith & Jones," which parodied these kinds of movies over ten or fifteen years ago. The sketch was about a Canadian inventor of the ballpoint pen who was a famous person with a fear, a Vision, and a Dark Side.
I don't think Howard Hughes was as terrible as this makes it sound, but it was simply... tasteless. These types of biopics leave no impression on me, especially not when they are about Howard Hughes, a man who definitely had far too much money and time on his hands.
On the bright side: there are plenty of vintage planes in the film—which is standard. There is Kate Beckinsale playing... someone, which is also standard. There is Cate Blanchett (who is legendary) playing Katherine Hepburn (who is also legendary). That alone justifies the two hours I spent. As for the rest... .